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I'm Not Jesus

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Yep,so my name is John. I'm a Freshman at Buffalo State College...whoo hoo loads of fun. I'm generally a nice easy goin guy,tho i'm really shy, unless someone pisses me off. I can usually be found at home, eating, hangin out with Marissa or breaking shit with my friends. lol...Speaking of breaking shit, I race a streetstock at ransomville speedway, it's not very fast but it gets me around the track. GrD Motorsports all the way!! 38-Ryan "Sauceman"Susice, 45-Bob "Sergeant Penis" Urtel 57g-Me. I love music... mostly rock but i listen to alot of other shit too. Video games are cool but i don't get alot of time to play them anymore... i think that's it...so if you don't chew big red then fuck you! hit me up on aim sometime..: Speederaser57 Crank This Soulja Boy
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My Junkie Name
Pill-Poppin' Paula
Jobs Lost: Nine
Cash On Hand: Sixty Four cents
Last Item Pawned: Car Stereo
High: Fifteen hours a day.
Piss Tests Failed: Fourty Three
Drug Of Choice: Marijuana

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You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?

Passion


58%

Eyes full of Pain


50%

Mysterious


42%

Diamond Eyes


42%
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My Interests

I like to hang out with Marissa,The peeps, and my family... I always have a really good time... The sorta band with Stew, Sauceman, Joey T, Urtel, and myself. Music...no more needs to be said about it. I also like to raise hell in Clifford The Big Red Truck!!! If you were to buy me, it would cost you $912,029.45! What are you worth? Find Out Here

I'd like to meet:

STEW!!!!oh and that S.O.B. that plays the stupid ass king in the burger king commercials cuz that guy just pisses me off. Other than that i've met everyone i need to... (if any of you know how i can contact that burger king faggot let me know)...

Music:

hmm... my favorite bands are Slipknot,Shinedown, Killswitch Engage,StoneSour,36 Crazyfists,30 Seconds To Mars,AlexisOnFire,Atreyu, Black Stone Cherry,Breaking Benjamin,Bullet For My Valentine,Creed,Crossfade,Evans Blue,Eve 6,Foo Fighters,Fort Minor,Hinder,Hurt,Jimmy Eat World,Machine Head,Marilyn Manson,Mudvayne,Panic At The Disco,Papa Roach,Puddle Of Mudd,Saliva,Seether,Staind, Stemm,Taking Back Sunday,Theory Of A Dead Man,Toby Keith,Smile Empty Soul,Mushroomhead,System of a Down,My Chemical Romance,As I Lay Dying,Avenged Sevenfold, DamagePlan,Disturbed,Chevelle,Chimaira,Fuel,Metallica,Rob Zombie,Godsmack,Sum41,Offspring,A Perfect Circle,Tool, Pantera,Lamb of God,The Haunted,Black Sabbath,MegaDeth, Three Days Grace,Alice In Chains, Staind,Linkin' Park, Nickelback,The All American Rejects,Dashboard Confessional,Lost Prophets,Ozzy Osbourne,Our Lady Peace,

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Movies:

I like mostly war, action, and comedy movies. My favorite movies would have to be We Were Soldiers, The Punisher,WindTalkers,Tears of the Sun,Full Metal Jacket,Days of Thunder,Boondock Saints, United 93...while we're on this topic... The Labryinth sucks and someone needs to give David Bowie a swift kick in the ass.
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Television:

My favorite tv shows are Family Guy, The Simpsons, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Stargate SG-1, Reno 911, South Park,Mythbusters,lol... oh man... and that show about the ... yeah project runway... lmao... there's a good one Your results:
You are Iron Man Iron Man 75% The Flash 70% Superman 55% Robin 50% Hulk 50% Green Lantern 50% Supergirl 45% Catwoman 45% Spider-Man 40% Batman 35% Wonder Woman 30% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
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Books:

I like some books.

Heroes:

Ronnie VanZant, James Hetfield, Tony Iommi..and many more.

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I’M SO EXCITED!!!!

YES...!!! FINALLY I WILL GET TO SEE SLIPKNOT IN CONCERT!!! LOL... AUGUST 3RD, DARIEN LAKE, ROCKSTAR ENERGY MAYHEM FESTIVAL!!! SLIPKNOT, DISTURBED, DRAGONFORCE, MASTODON, SEVENDUST, 36 CRAZYFISTS, FIVE...
Posted by I'm Not Jesus on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 07:37:00 PST