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The Coffee Monster

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About Me

I have a thing for teddy bears:
i'm a visionary who sometimes has trouble with articulation... contrary and sometimes contrite; sad, short, sarcastic, and cynical with a bit of sentimentality. I live life, love love, smoke smokes, drink drinks, and ... eat daisies and oatmeal cookies. a crazy... a living actor. a sometimes (and possibly only mediocre) painter, poet, singer, sculptor, reader, writer, mathematician, programmer, and frinker.
For a little more info: Generic Survey
Porn Name: Nicki Goldengrove
Birthday: 3-4-83
Birthplace: jacksonville fl
Current Location: same. bleh.
Height: 5 foot 4
Your Heritage: mutt
Your Weakness: puppy dog eyes
Thoughts First Waking Up: NOOOOOO!!!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: :P
Your Bedtime: 4 am...?
Pepsi or Coke: mmmmm coke
Chocolate or Vanilla: *kisses*
Cappuccino or Coffee: Yes, please.
Do you Smoke: *SIGH*
Do you Swear: fuck yeah
Do you Sing: mmhmm... in the showah... in the car...
Do you Shower Daily: well, ah try...
Do you belive in yourself: i exist... pretty sure...
Do you like Thunderstorms: *dances in the rain*
Do you drink? is that an offer?
Are you smoking right now? no, but in a minute
Are you on Drugs right now? 0 :-D
Ever been Drunk: ummm
i used to live near coit tower in SF (ah miss THE city):
i can't get enough of *
Because i love NYC, too :)
old school pic:
I love to travel, and have been through a bit of Europe... Italy, England, Germany. But not Spain or France, and nowhere outside of Europe. I want to go everywhere and see everything :) Near the top of my list is Japan...
maybe that explains the place in my
I am a conscientious objector to the war. on drugs...
i have this poster in my room

^its older than me :)
here's some pics of me in my natural habitat...

My Interests

A mathematician is a machine that turns coffee into theorems. ~Erdos

while drinking coffee i also like to think about:

~ and ~

I know them. They're fabulous.

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here's my bouncy balls moment of zen

I'm a math nerd, and i like trying to teach people how to count to 1023 on their fingers : using binary :)

Favorite artists include:
Alfonse Mucha

Alex Grey

MC Escher

Pablo Picasso

HR Giger

Salvador Dali

& Andy Worhol

The latter has made me realize a passion for pop culture, especially the legendary icons: Marilyn Monroe, Humphrey Bogart, James Dean, Frank Sinatra, Audrey Hepburn, The Beatles, etc, all the way up through Marilyn Manson, who was obviously out to exploit the connections we all make to the icons of our culture...

I'd like to meet:

people who get my movie quotes :)

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Here is my new fav video: its from Hedwig and the Angry Inch, "The Origin of Love".

Music:

the Beatles with an a (on a giant cream pie. and so it was...)

tool.

radiohead

the killers
manson

portishead
the mars volta
david bowie

blondie

the rolling stones
pink floyd
Led Zeppelin
Queen
the cars
the animals
fiona apple
bjork

drums and tuba
the chemical brothers
crystal method
NIN

faith no more
the beastie boys
rage against the machine

the white stripes
placebo
sigur ros
sepultura....

Movies:

American Beauty, Office Space,
Fight Club

Being John Malkovich Donnie Darko

Dirty Dancing

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

Rocky Horror Picture Show!
Don't dream it, be it!

Little Shop of Horrors
The Big Lebowski
anything Tarentino

Bull Durham

Big Fish

I keep finding new Hitchcock movies to adore

Leon the Professional (w/ Natalie Portman)

And i'll always love Casablanca, or anything with Bogie

Television:

i've just started watching Rescue Me, Dennis Leary's show on FX
Gosh, when will the new season start? i've never been so on edge about the next season of a show...

But The Daily Show is definately my favorite:D

The Tick:

then there's futurama

also, a long time star trek fan...

though if i must choose, Star Wars still wins.

The Sci-Fi channel

which still plays
quantum leap and brisco county

Books:

Disco Bloodbath, aka Party Monster, by James St James

after that, Aldous Huxley

Ray Bradbury,
Robert A Heinlein,

Arthur C Clark

Douglas Adams' five-part trilogy

and his Dirk Gently novels

anything sci fi and most short stories.

Jack Kerouac, Neal Cassidy and all the beats...

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

also, Salman Rushdie is really a good read:

Heroes:

einstein, stephen hawking, mary curry, charles darwin, mark twain, thomas edison, george orwell, aldous huxley, hunter s thompson

My Blog

the weather is a plucky monkey

Awwwe, everything is SO green right now, as the sun goes down, and i sit at home, alone, on a beautiful lazy Saturday :) The weather just tricked me! I got home like 10 mins ago, and looked aroun...
Posted by The Coffee Monster on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 05:06:00 PST

cookie (i had one)

that is all
Posted by The Coffee Monster on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 12:36:00 PST

old school screenshot of myspace

  gosh, i wonder where Andy is now... anyways, it's still orange and blue... kinda
Posted by The Coffee Monster on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 06:27:00 PST

my other toe (grossness warning)

so, about a year and a half ago, i FUCKED my big toe up. i was *slightly* inebriated, was going up the stairs, and tripped. there was blood under the nail, but it seemed ok... for a while. so i painte...
Posted by The Coffee Monster on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 06:31:00 PST

old people talking about the intarweb

its like they just don't understand?? wtf? i've been watching a bunch of old fogies talk about google books on c-span2, talking about the 'snippet issue' on Google and the ballance between the First ...
Posted by The Coffee Monster on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 03:17:00 PST

i got retarded tarded

last night... well i don't know what happened. Rather, i'm still hearing the stories... my bf and my bro both played a show at Elixir and i got way too drunk... and i knew everyone and it was a lot o...
Posted by The Coffee Monster on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 11:11:00 PST

back, and over the strep

SOO, i went to SF for a week, and ended up staying a little longer...  i was kind of hoping to do that, but not under the circumstances: i got strep throat the last weekend i was there. bleh. so,...
Posted by The Coffee Monster on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:50:00 PST

you do it to yourself

its true... so, yesterday was my birthday and stuff, and it went pretty well... i saw all of my immediate family, in one place, and there wasn't any visible tension... i'm still up wondering if i sh...
Posted by The Coffee Monster on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 03:03:00 PST

tool. (i still <3 U)

i heard they might be putting out an album in May. so, by the end of the summer, we might have some new tool. *swoon* *PHALLUS*
Posted by The Coffee Monster on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 09:09:00 PST

just say no to photobucket

ok, my myspace is all looking stupid because my photobucket crashed. my own fault, sure, but bare with me while i transfer all of my pics over to uploadimages.net because that's a-workin for me......
Posted by The Coffee Monster on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 12:00:00 PST