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Muff

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I can count to seven backwards, and if I had an uncle I'd name him Hort and buy him a marmut.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Don "The Dragon" Wilson and Chuck Norris' sister, Nelly.

My Blog

Understatement (for Mary - R.I.P.)

&when i come home from a long trip i always marvel at how green everything is...  its not enough to keep me here much longer though :)  when i graduate, watch out world, here i come! naptime        ...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Apr 2009 00:39:00 GMT

Diary of a Doppelganger, Part 2

   From my armchair I could hear the rustle outside getting louder. It was all woods out there, just a slim dirt path up to my cabin door and someone was coming. I could hear birds fly their perch, sq...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Mar 2009 09:37:00 GMT

Diary of a Doppelganger, Part 1

    The New Year rolled in like a mysterious fog, swallowing me in a mist of a thousand tiny reflections. I tried wading through them, blindly struggling to find a way out. But like quicksand, the mor...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 10:28:00 GMT

Discovery

A dead rat is underneath the stairs.   It's bronze fur is stiff and dry, eyes like old black marbles reflecting the hardwood floor.   I came back here looking for something and found som...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 07:25:00 GMT

Still Life with Fruit and a Jug

The solid oak table stands firm in hard silence, dust settled over worn polish: a perfect platform for an exercise in patience. An eye studying the form and texture, searching for a stroke to stoke...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 17:00:00 GMT

Reach Out (for Andrew)

What's distance but inevitability eyed through exaggerated doubt? It standsburning between us and it like risingflames raking against ether, reachingupwards with ravenous clawstowards the heavens wit...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 14:32:00 GMT

A Mirror in the Dark

There are lots of lights in the sky.Cold is even bright and bitterblue in the bare winter mornings just before the sole star rises.But there's no direction. No sourceworth seeking out . Eyes burnedby...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:48:00 GMT

Valentine's Day as a Married Man

This will be my first Valentine's Day as a married man, which is actually hella deeper than I realized after I reflected on it. Sorry guys, I guess no more Whataburger. But thinking on marriage, I was...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:38:00 GMT

Doha

A ripple, a rift in the baneful humidity of energy oppressing instinct: that's me. Distortion sticks like sweat in still air to the words as they clamber up from the center, but everyone deserves a ...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:41:00 GMT

The Tramp

Street lamps push back black night into the damp, stonewalled recesses of the city where silence is seldom burdened with the stir of sound and stillness settles undisturbed. I sit beneath the cloud-c...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:21:00 GMT