Conversations with "Microsoft" |
I work with Microsoft's horrible programs every day.What do I find myself saying to them every day? "Just go away!"These programs are like driving and coming across SlowDriver and not being able to ge... Posted by SabikOphiuchus on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 11:51:00 PST |
KittyKat Retired From This |
7 years ago my diggity doggie, who is really KittyKat used to do this:Now...she approaches 11 years old and sleeps all the time and I give her medicine for her arthritis and call her silly names and f... Posted by SabikOphiuchus on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:50:00 PST |
A Wireless Phone Lesson |
What have I learned today?Don't buy a phone over the internet (through your carrier).Just go to the freakin' store and pick one out.I ordered a phone via internet earlier this week and it was shipped ... Posted by SabikOphiuchus on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 08:29:00 PST |
Penis Size, Recapped |
Scientists reviewed decades of studies on penis size and self-image. Findings: 1) Average erection is 5.5 to 6.2 inches. 2) Twice as many men think their penises are above average in length as think t... Posted by SabikOphiuchus on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 05:52:00 PST |
The Best Rock Band? |
Click to read about the greatest band on earth? Well some of us think these guys are the best. Posted by SabikOphiuchus on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:52:00 PST |
Not Cool |
I noticed last night that my freezer seemed to be ackin' up.I noticed this morning that my freezer don't work. This will be my task on a Friday, getting said freezer fixed or buying new fridge.Geez...... Posted by SabikOphiuchus on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 03:53:00 PST |
The Cult of Helvetica |
Are you familiar with Helvetica? Do you think Arial is a cheap knock-off like I do?Here's a presentation on possibly the most popular font, next to Times and Arial.Read all about Helvetica here.... Posted by SabikOphiuchus on Tue, 29 May 2007 08:35:00 PST |
Rode This Once |
Das ist vonderful bahn! Ser snell!My sister and I got to ride this train (accidentally) from Stuttgart to Muchen. The cars have km/h posted on each end so you as a passenger know how fast your damn tr... Posted by SabikOphiuchus on Fri, 25 May 2007 11:09:00 PST |
Quark Xpress Still Sucks |
I'm venting my frustrations about Quark, again. Gosh darn I HATE that program. HATE ITHATE ITHATE ITHATE IT Posted by SabikOphiuchus on Wed, 23 May 2007 11:32:00 PST |
Clio Awards |
Check out these two winners of the Clio Awards.Clio WebsiteBut I am a big fan of this Italian washing machine commercial that uses clothes as underwater creatures, FUN!:
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