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~*missundaztood*~

come here so i can bitch slap u with my sha-la-lee stick!

About Me

I'm a 30 year old army spouse, currently residing in Germany. I have no children yet, but hope to in the near future (i'm not getting any younger...lol). i have recently became the "dog lady" as I have 4 little heathens terrorizing my house hold right now. I don't concider them as my pets, they are my children, (fellow pet lovers can understand what i mean). I am married to the most wonderful man any woman could ever ask for and feel truely blessed to have found such a fathomless love in this world. He is good to me in so many ways, so fellas, don't challenge my loyalty and faithfulness to my husband. YOU WILL LOSE!..i am here on myspace to meet new & interesting FRIENDS!..nothing more. If you can not respect that, don't bother messeging me let alone adding me. if i have already added you and you disrespect me or my man you will be deleted in a heartbeat! while i'm on the subject..yes i am bisexual, and proud of it, but that doesn't mean i am or will be a freak show. that goes for the women too. i have always been bi. i'm not this way for show, nor because it's a "fad" or i think the guys will dig it. it is simply just the way i am and the way i have always been, (it wasn't until i was in my early 20's that i came to understand it and accept it for who i am). I am a proud supporter of the men and women in arms (of all branches). we couldn't live the way we do without their services throughout history. I was an army brat all my life and grew up very closely tied to the POW/MIA cause. I suppose it's no surprise i married a soldier (although, that was not my intention when i was younger). My husband is currently fighting in Iraq, and i am proud of him for it. I have to say..for all those who protest our soldiers and call them baby killers amongst other things, just remember who died for your right to do so!..YOU'RE VERY FUCKING WELCOME! and for the love of everything holy...DO NOT PROTEST AT OUR FALLEN SOLDIERS FUNERALS!..if you must protest at all, there is a time and place for such things!..HAVE SOME RESPECT! i am a sponge for knowledge and carry a very open mind. (i try anyway). Spiritually, i feel very evolved, but still have a long way to go and probly many more life times to go in order to get there. I am wiccan, although i feel outta the loop lately as my spiritual path is branching..if anything, i'm probly leaning more to the gnostic point of veiw. I am always up for discussion but would appreciate anyone who feels the need to "convert" me, or cram their dogma down my throat to kindly stay away. (there is a huge difference between a simple discussion and an attempt to convert someone). Please do not approach me with such intentions, i will simply not respond. If you have made it this far in my bio, i am impressed..lol. as for anything else you would like to know about me..just ask.THE RED IS FOR THE BLOOD SHED, THE BLACK IS FOR THE MOURNING
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My Interests

music, reading, arts and crafts, magik, traveling and seeing new places, food and drink of all kinds, meeting people of different cultures, spending time with my hubby, family and friends...and of course, playing with my puppies!

Your Element is Earth
Your power color: yellow

Your energy: balancing

Your season: changing of seasons

Dedicated and responsible, you are a rock to your friends.
You are skilled at working out even the most difficult problems.
Low key and calm, you are happiest when you are around loved ones.
Ambitious and goal oriented, you have long term plans to be successful. What Element AreYou?

You Are Most Like Carrie!
You're quirky, flirty, and every guy's perfect first date.
But can the guy in question live up to your romantic ideal?
It's tough for you to find the right match - you're more than a little picky.
Never fear... You've got a great group of friends and a
great closet of clothes, no matter what!

Romantic prediction: You'll fall for someone this year...

Totally different from any guy you've dated. Which Sex and the City Vixen Are You?

Your Celebrity Style Twin is Gwen Stefani
Trendsetting, unique, and stylish. Who's Your Celebrity Style Twin?

You Are Ani Difranco!
Honest, real, and well liked.
You're not limited by any boundaries.
"And you can call me crazy
But I think you're as lazy as white paint on the wall" Who's Your Inner Rock Chick?

You Are Independent Sexy
You drive men crazy with your "playing hard to get act"
Except, it's really not an act at all.
You're a strong, sexy woman with her own life and interests.
And that makes men even more interested in you! What Kind of Sexy Are You?

You Are a Bad Girl
You are 30% Good and 70% Bad
You're a total bad girl, from your wild hair to tattooed toes.
But you're too badass to even care if you're labeled "bad"! Are You a Good Girl or a Bad Girl?

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What Faery are you? (Beautiful drawings by Amy Brown!)

.:Wind/Air Faery:.
You are the Wind/Air Faery.You love day dreaming and pretending your flying with the birds or just simply up in the clouds. People love you for being carefree and having a good outlook on everything. Keep up the good attitude, but remember that not everything is happy and cheery.

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Which Vampire of queen of the damned u r?

Jesse
You are a student of paranormal and you belong to Maharet's family. Akasha hates you because she knows that Lestat has a crash on you...You are a lovely girl and you'll become a lovely vampire

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Which Egyptian God or Goddess do you represent? (Pictures!)

Ma'at, Goddess of Order, Harmony, and Truth
Ma'at was the goddess of physical and moral law in Egypt, of order and truth. She was not much of a goddess, but more of a concept. She was what was right; she was the way things should be.
You lead a very well-ordered life. You are just and keep things in balance. You know just how to react to things, and people like you for that.


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What kind of person were you in your past life?

Peter Pan
You were either very magical or very stoned all the time

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what alcholic beverage are you?

Beer
you are a party animal. you are full of life, you tend to get others in trouble even when its always your fault. You are beer!

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which Gone with the wind Character r u?

scarlett
money guys looks and oh yeah more money since ur scarlett u cant imagine life without this things

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What Lord of the Rings character are you?

Legolas
You are Legolas. You are the quiet one. With ears like a hwak and eyes like and eagle, you are an important member of the fellowship. Your strength and loyalty make you a good friend to all you meet.

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Which X-Men Character are you most like?

Jean Grey
You are the support of all your friends. You enjoy reading and writing and have many close friends. When you find someone you

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What Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants girl are you?

Tibby
You are like Tibby! On the surface it may seem like you don't have your stuff together, but you are an extraordinarily sensitive person who's able to see people for who they really are. You are an extremely loyal and loving individual despite outside appearances.

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What kind of gem are you?

Ruby


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What Happy Bunny saying r u?

HAPPY BUNNY
UR A MEAN BUNNY, U SHOULD B OH SO PROUD!

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I'd like to meet:

People who have something intelligent to say and aren't afraid to be themselves no matter what an ass they can make themselves out to be sometimes...


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Music:

music is my life..my range is wide..

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Movies:

Demystifying Paganism



I ran across this video on a friend's page and really wanted to share it with the world!..i wanted to post this in my BLOG but couldn't get it to work..so if anyone could help me with that it would be much appreciated. anywho, enjoy! actions, thrillers/psychological mind fucks, horror, romances, documentaries, classics, biographies, some black and white movies, COMEDY...Just to name a few favs: Resevoiur dogs, the professional, goodfellas, taxi driver, the notebook, in love and war, DANGEROUS BEAUTY, adam sandler flicks, saw....ect


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Television:

charmed, nip/tuck, simpsons, NCIS, Viva la bam, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the family guy, the L word, Revelations, jackass, anything on VH1, american idol, medium, CSI, america's next top model, house, ghost whisperer, and cartoons when it's real late at night and i'm bored..BRING BACK THE SMURFS DAMN IT!..lol....


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Books:

All of the vampire chronicles and witch chronicles by Anne Rice (with the exception of a couple new ones that i haven't gotten to yet), the Sleeping Beauty chronicles (erotica) by Anne Rice, The Black Jewel Triology, and Dreams Made Flesh by Anne Bishop, Journey Of The Souls as well as all of the books by Sylvia Browne, To Ride A Silver Broomstick, To Stir A Magick Cauldron, Angels: Companions in Magick, To Light a Sacred Flame, all by Silver Ravenwolf, and last but not least, The Tio Ta Ching (can't spell that one and i'm too lazy to look right now..lol....oh and i can't forget the porn!..(i swear, it's just for the articles..hahahaha!)


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Heroes:

Tina Turner, Veronica Franco, Sylvia Browne, my mom.....MY HUSBAND!...I love you baby!...you're the best! and all our service men and women who are serving and have served in the past for this wonderful country! thank you, you will not be forgotten!

My Blog

concerts

so how bout the biggest tease ever!...aerosmith will be playing this weekend practically in my backyard!..and i can't go!..yes, i will be able to hear them, but won't be able to see them because of th...
Posted by ~*missundaztood*~ on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:23:00 PST

baby update #1

so..as many of you already know..i'm found out i am prego.  YAY!  so, i had my first doc's appointment this morning and promised everyone i would keep ya'll posted  and stuff...so, i'm ...
Posted by ~*missundaztood*~ on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 02:40:00 PST

death, life..gift??

so..my hubby was in the kitchen tonight cooking me dinner, and out of the blue he asks me.."baby, do you agree that death is a gift?"..without any hestitation, i said,  "yes, to the fullest exten...
Posted by ~*missundaztood*~ on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 11:07:00 PST

my fellow Americans...

recently, i posted a bulletin called "we could only wish..."  i recieved a response from one of my buddies that i liked so much i decided to post it all to share with the rest of you...enjoy: the...
Posted by ~*missundaztood*~ on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 12:07:00 PST

by the witching hour...

I'LL BE BACK IN BABY'S ARMS!..WHOO HOO!  this has been the longest 13 months of my life!
Posted by ~*missundaztood*~ on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 03:32:00 PST

http://theshadowlands.net/places/

a friend of mine sent me this link...it's pretty interesting if you like to study the supernatural and whatnot...enjoy http://theshadowlands.net/places/   Osnabrueck-Haste - Karlsteine / Cha...
Posted by ~*missundaztood*~ on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 07:13:00 PST

my rant~~HATERS!

i'm tired of all these fuckin fat 24 sandwich eating bitches in 5 min looking at me like i have a penis growing outta my forhead everytime i go somewhere!...yes..i have ONE ass!..YES..i like to look n...
Posted by ~*missundaztood*~ on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 09:42:00 PST

how to keep your profile safe

Have you noticed weird bulletins posted by your friends lately? Instead of surveys and games, it looks like they're advertising ringtones for songs they don't even like, or telling you to smoke pot wh...
Posted by ~*missundaztood*~ on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 12:30:00 PST

name game?

take advantage while i've been suckerd into it. Leave your name...1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to ...
Posted by ~*missundaztood*~ on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 12:55:00 PST

moment of silence for uncle bud

My Uncle Bud past away lastnight from cancer. I will miss him and wish that we could have known eachother better.  Our family isn't so tight now-a-days..or ever for that matter.  He was...
Posted by ~*missundaztood*~ on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 10:56:00 PST