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kassie.

when I finish struggling, we can make our way to the dance floor and stand like strangers in an elev

About Me

"I would sure love to work with her. I've never seen a girl with so many problems."-andy warhol
i'm a twenty-two year old art-school-dropout living among decadent hoodlums in Dog-town, California; where my life consists of acting, studying people, and creating fun whilst attempting to avoid car-accidents. However, I manufacture car-accidents. I have been described as "a young girl with a haunting soul." The stars say I am Libra. I have a short attention span, and I intend to keep it that way. I can't sit still for long hours and am prone to constantly running away from Los Angeles. I chose to be an actor or writer because they're are the only jobs in which one is not made to feel like a criminal for being a smoker. I usually am not "all there" because I am in my own world painting pictures in my head. It is my way of escaping 'reality' if you will. If you call my name I probably will not hear it. I'm five million different people in one body. One week I'll be questioning how my fiancé of blah years got married in the middle of night to a fuckin pornstar, the next i'll be writing a mocumentary about sorority life, then i decide i want to learn how to garden but get distracted trying to figure out how i can help Oprah save all the children in south Africa from the aids epidemic (it's a serious problem!) Either way things rarely ever get finished but i never get bored. In a world filled with the obsession of "fitting into" a certain 'norm', I refute and rebel against the idea. I make a niche for myself when none exists. I like politically incorrect comedy, boys, girls, making things; music, film, and living on impulse. I'm culturally clashed. I can African dance like no other white girl. I love checking into hotels, and do so for no particular reason. I was born with a chronic identity-crisis. I have sort of an unspoken kinship with animals and older gay men. Hand me a cigarette and cocktail and I'm good to go just about anywhere. I play the role of bitter, but really I'm insanely nieve and oh-so-excited about life. I have a habit of falling off the face of the earth at random times. I tend to burn bridges like it's my job. I don't pick up my cellphone for anybody when I'm not in the mood to do so. Hence, why my career is at a standstill! I grow, hiss, and meow. I break and throw things. i believe in fairy tales, karma and fate, that way nothing ever gets too serious. i am hard to get so deal with it. I expect the unexpected..and I like it that way. And if the devil tried to tempt me with an apple in the garden of eden, i'd decline nicely and ask to see the wine list. I'm most definitely trouble...

My Interests

"Art is the only career in which one is encouraged to lose their mind. I'd rather live in my world than yours...
in my world, I'm totally free." painting, any and all forms of art, ballet, my dog, acting, being bossy, theatre, anything about pirates life, film-making, surfing, skateboarding, Jack Daniels, kissing, music, tattoos, high fashion, Irish pubs, anything rare or elite, Kate Moss, activism, dancing, getting in and out of trouble, traveling, public transportation, graffiti, beat poetry, making fun of sub-cultures, adventures, boyfriends, shooting glocks, comedy, Anna Ferris, spending copious amounts of money, writing, not paying parking violations, roof-tops, hotels, room service, showers, coca-cola, fluffy white beds, etc.

I'd like to meet:

no one. i'm mean. go away.

Music:

the Clash, linda perry, social d, Johnny Cash, the Transplants, artctic monkeys, cky, the Cure, the Adicts, the Adolescents, the Killers, Open Hand, Jurassic 5, Cypress Hill, Garbage, Bad Religion, the Circle Jerks, Operation Ivy, Deftones, Dead Kennedies, Mars Volta, Dead Boys, Judas Priest, Suicidal Tendancies, The Misfits, Mazzy Star, NOFX, Bjork, Rancid, Slaves On Dope, Nico, Journey, Ani Difranco, Le Tigre, Aphex Twin, Pennywise, Strung Out, Head Automatica, Minor Threat, Mink De Ville, the Roots, Marley, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Frank Sinatra, Black Flag, Janis Joplin, Bitch and Animal, etc. ..

Movies:

House of 1000 Corpses, City of God, Halloweens 1-8, Harry Potter, Night of the Demons, Permanent Midnight, Igby Goes Down, Kids, Gia, Dirty Love, True Romance, Huck Everlasting, Candy, The Misfits, American Gun, Swingers, The Devil's Rejects, School For Scoundrels, Gidget, Cruel Intentions I, II, & III, Punch Drunk Love, Run Lola Run, more.

Books:

Be, the Four Agreements, Zen In The Art Of Archery, Da Vinci Code, candy, 1984, torn skirt, the bell jar, story of my life, more.

Heroes:


My Blog

KASSMASTER FLEX'S INCREDIBLY USELESS FACTS PART I

[WARNING: All of my following facts are absolutely, and without a doubt true. In the secret laboratories of Donkeyville, just outside of Geneva, mystical scientists in black suits scientifically prove...
Posted by kassie. on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 08:33:00 PST