A Chinese Jew, Mahatma Gandhi, Woody Allen, my wife, Karen Louise Ellis, Frank Gehry, George Carlin, Andrew Dice Clay, Chris Rock, Peter North, any woman who's been in an over 50 man gangbang, John Cleese, a gay white-supremacist, Lee Scott, Julian Beever, Ayn Rand, J.D. Salinger, Plato, Paul Tibbets, Gene Kelly, Rosa Parks, anyone who's been on the moon, Hitler, John Lennon, Ernie Coombs.