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Stu

Of all the things I've loved and lost I think my mind I'll miss the most.

About Me

I'm 26. I work, I smoke, I still party like a rockstar but foresight is something I'm learning to employ.Not shy, got a question, oughta ask it.I live in the deep swamps of Louisiana and I gotta tell ya, it gets lonely. No net access folks aside from my l33t SLVR mobile wapstation Working 6 days a week and tryin to put a dent in some debt, but I'm always looking to spend a few on drinks 'n company.

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Welcome to the disclaimer: That's right the disclaimer!This american apple pie institution, known as parental discretion - will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm from the lyrics that might actually make you think! and will also insult your intelligence at the same time!SO: protect your family! This album contains explicit depictions of things which are REAL! These REAL things are commonly known as LIFE. So, if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously. If it sounds dangerous, do not try this at home or at all. And if it offends you... Just don't listen to it.§If only I could say that everythings okay, take a good look then look the other way. Frustration, hell who needs it, who needs it anyway.
If I had it in me, to stop my random thoughts and my dumb dreams I could deal with this non-stop spinning world. But I'd rather sit back, just smoke cigarettes, be the one with the loudest mouth, be the most closeminded as i could get.§
"I know you don't smoke weed.
I know this.
But I'm gonna get you high today.
'Cause it's Friday, you ain't got no job, AND YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT TO DO!"
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris Holmes
Birthday: 09/17/1981
Birthplace: Baton Rouge, LA
Current Location: Glynn, LA
Eye Color: Green/Hazel
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'7"
Your Heritage: Germirish predominantly
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown leather fo the office
Your Weakness: pretty faces and corny jokes
Your Fears: Regression
Your Perfect Pizza: PMGRNXC
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Three... no... Four Women at once
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: =D
Thoughts First Waking Up: Sh*t, late for work. *looks down* *smirk* mornin pal.
Your Best Physical Feature: Goat, shoulders, chesticles
Your Bedtime: Well after the kiddies have been tucked in.
Your Most Missed Memory: Has been replaced by newly created ones.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke Zero
McDonalds or Burger King: Blimpies
Single or Group Dates: Either way, i like single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither, Mr. T ftw~
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocorate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, 6 - 8 cups daily
Do you Smoke: like an 80s sentra with oil burning on the manifold
Do you Swear: quite a bit
Do you Sing: badly, all the time
Do you Shower Daily: at least
Have you Been in Love: once or twice
Do you want to go to College: if there's a kegger or orgy goin down. scholastically not insterested
Do you want to get Married: f*ck no! =D
Do you belive in yourself: I'll try not to let it happen again =}
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope.
Do you think you are Attractive: meh, im cute and i speak gud
Are you a Health Freak: no, but im plenty of other kinds of Freak
Do you get along with your Parents: they s'alright
Do you like Thunderstorms: i do
Do you play an Instrument: not a musical one. but i got plenty of other instruments at my disposal
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No.
In the past month have you Smoked: Daily.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Daily.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nop... shit yes. double stuft mint creme oreos. N* what
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no -_-
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nah
Ever been Drunk: probably a thousand times before the age of 25
Ever been called a Tease: Nope, guaranteed to follow through if i throw it out.
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Yep
How do you want to Die: I want to Live to death.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: If i ever decide i'll be sure to let you know
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: 2 Eyes plz thx.
Favourite Hair Color: Hair on head plz thx.
Short or Long Hair: Not bald k
Height: shorter than me pref.
Weight: less than me pref.
Best Clothing Style: utter lack thereof
Number of Drugs I have taken: what, like today? or in general... O,O
Number of CDs I own: a handful.
Number of Piercings: zero
Number of Tattoos: One
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I gave up and stopped counting like an hour ago
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You understand your place in the world and accept life as it is. For you, "it's all good."
People envy how grounded and level headed you are. But you're too at peace to even notice. What Do People Envy About You?

My Interests

Interested in interesting things. If you or someone you know has had an interesting experience, I may or may not be interested.

I'd like to meet:

*shrug* you ;) My Coffeemaker Pwns You

Music:

Rock, punk, rap, alternative, oldies, metal. Anything but country. Offspring, Metallica, Pennywise, Green Day, Rancid, Incubus, Pantera, AFI, Antiflag, Lil Boosie, Cash Money, the list goes on and on. oh yea, and them now and laters 2 by 2, i roll like that too.

Movies:

Pretty much anything, usually lean toward comedy or action. BASEketball is my official favorite movie of all time.

Television:

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Books:

Fantasy and Sci Fi. George RR Martin, Terry Goodkind, Terry Brooks, Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman, Piers Anthony, etc etc etc

Heroes:

Riley Freeman , AKA Riley Escobar , AKA Kevlar Moneyclips, AKA JR Paperstack , AKA Yosemite Sam, AKA Louis Rich. Yea like the turkey, got a prollem with that? Also, if you're ever in Boise, Idaho and you're a white man, you're going to want to eat here -----
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My Blog

Music. WTF has happened in 20 years time

Okay this was really givin me a blistered case of the red ass all of a sudden. Music today is complete shit. I could probably list a hundred reasons why but theres one point that is easily enough seen...
Posted by Stu on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:35:00 PST

Have I sold my soul to the devil, and the devil is a Blogger?

Alright, I made a 'MySpace' page and shit, whether to join the hip new thing or out of utter and complete boredom is anyone's guess. Feel free to Blog me if you're bored as well, or if you don't have ...
Posted by Stu on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 09:34:00 PST