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Ok Me I'm my own bestfriend, Hey I must be a Dog!
WE ARE ALL GODS CREATION SO PLEASE GIVE IT TO THEM LIKE THEY LIKE IT!
Name: Adam Kick Your Ass! Caldwell
Birthday: 03-20-1971
Birthplace: Dayton, Ohio
Current Location: Tipp City, Ohio
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Shaved, but kind of dark if i dont shave!
Height: 6,0
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Scottish, English, Oh Y'a a little RED-NECKISH!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Cement shoes! But when they thew me in the river I hit bottom so hard they broke! Ha HA! No Realy!
Your Weakness: Asian women, oh you mean like "Pizza", Chicken, Black Girls!Ok, White girls to!
Your Fears: Growing old alone, I Had True Love And I'll Pay for leaving it!
Your Perfect Pizza: I'm Ruff around the edges, so If its a week old in the frig, let me have it!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish college so i can put my time into the few business i'm starting "P.S." Already have and made it, Just seems the government wanted something from me! ME!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Dont like them much, But "BRB" why dont they just say bye? Cuz i dont see them "Right Back" for a week!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Honey! Honey! Wake up! You have to get home before your husband does or he'll kill ya! And dont forget my payment!
Your Best Physical Feature: Personality, But only when I'm Naked! Ok Eyes maybe?
Your Bedtime: Never the same, When i Cant move anymore!
Your Most Missed Sexual client!: AAhh there was this one Ladie, she was Married to a Reds player! Let me tell ya! His R.B.I's Must of sucked cause I was the only one hit'n em out of the park!"
Meth or Coke: Depends on the Stripper, otherwise i dont !
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both, Depends on the state, Some places Micky-D's is 5 star cuisine!
Single or Group Dates: I'm quite comfortable on my own, Groups would be contingent upon the parties involed. People can be real "Sticks in the mudd"
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I'm a guy "WE" cant tell any difference!
Chocolate or Vanilla Girls: Both, moods change your sense of craving!
Cappuccino or Coffee: I like both but Coffee i drink more.
Do you Smoke: Never!
Do you Swear: Ahh Shit!
Do you Sing: Yes, Alone, or On stage Drunk!
Do you Shower Daily: Is that What that is? I thought it was a Car parts washer! Kidding, YES I DO!
Have you Been in Love: Yes, But I was a dumb ass and ran! It wont happen again!
Do you want to go to College: Heck i want to go to Band Camp! Hey I'm In college!
Do you want to get Married: SURE SURE, If She has a great personality "Naked"
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, We must believe in our selves, thanks! I love it when my other personalities agree with me!
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, Ahh, Ohh, Dont move, No No, Damnit!!!!!!
Do you think you are Attractive: Cute in my own Hill-Jack get my truck stuck in the river, cry cuz my wolf left me for my ex, sort-a-way!
Are you a Health Freak: Healthy, not a freak about it at all, those people you cant eat with! "Oh My God" do you know what they make that with? Hello Dumb Ass We're a MacDonalds!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, Love all my family, even the crazy ones, you know when your at the family outing an the one shows up,"evey one on cue" says, "Oh Shit Hide the Beer"
Do you like Thunderstorms: They have A driven purpose, they can make it snuggle time!
Do you play an Instrument: Only when I'm Single! No I Make music other ways
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep, Ya' officer can you hold my beer while i look for my registation? Smile! But Dont drink normally
In the past month have you Smoked: no, well ya, "Second hand Smoke" Damnit!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: not Realy. Is'nt alcohol a drug? Aleve? A Drug!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Does McDonnalds count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes! My ex drug me around "god help me!" Hey did i say drug? he he he
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, But I can eat Hot pockets and a whole frozen pizza "just before bed"
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, Hey MeMe Did you see KiKi & Bonnie at the Country Club, I heard they did quite well on the Walden Secuities!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Why are you trying to pick me out of a line up? No Hello! Kidding!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes, My other personality just moved out! But the two of Me are getting along just fine without that third wheel!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: DAmn, Im A Guy! Do you Know what that Icey water can do to a guys Um "Personality"??????
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Never in the past life time, Well Ok A Few Pens "from work"
Ever been Drunk: Hik-up Huu-whaazz didss you axe me? Yes!
Ever been called a Tease: Oh Yes all the time!
Ever been Beaten up: No! But Im Still Looking to get thet done "but i dont think its ever going to happen"
Ever Shoplifted: No, Crack smoker put it back, they wont give you a $20 Rock for a disposable camera dog!
How do you want to Die: Saving someones life! Even if i have to go in a bad way,
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Me, Only Married To My best friend! No NO A Girl , get off me damnit! i like women!
What country would you most like to Visit:
In a Boy/Girl/Dog/Opposum!depending on your dating habbits!..
Favourite Eye Color: Any, i look for meaning not color, ok if i have to choose, Your color!
Favourite Hair Color: When you see "The one" Does any of this matter?
Short or Long Hair: If she Likes herself, then i like it!
Height: Sorry Cave woman, No 7 footers
Weight: Love yourself enough to keep heathy
Best Clothing Style: Its Not the close! "Its whats underneath that counts" Get it? Ha HA
Number of Drugs I have taken: Are you my Parol Officer? ha ha I dont Steal drugs, I pay for my stuff!
Number of CDs I own: 0, But found 1000s in church
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2, oh wait! Doing or Not Doing!Gee!
Become a Play'a and a Pimp Master! - or - Get paid To Have Sex!!
Your Luck Quotient: 90%
You have an extremely high luck quotient.
Not only do you consider yourself lucky, probably everyone you know does too.
But you're smart enough to know that you've mostly made your own luck.
By being positive, open, and flexible, a lot of luck has come your way!
How Lucky Are You?
Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you've got them exactly where you want them!
What Is Your Seduction Style?
Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC
"Back in black, I hit the sack,
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back"
Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos.
But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last!
What's Your Theme Song?
Your Sexy Brazilian Name is:
Rodrigo Pera
What's Your Sexy Brazilian Name?
Your Power Level is: 90%
You have all the tools you need to be a success - both professionally and personally.
You'll probably go beyond reaching your goals. You'll change the world (at least a little).
How Powerful Are You?
Your Values Profile
Loyalty:
You value loyalty a fair amount.
You're loyal to your friends... to a point.
But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties.
Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself.
Honesty:
You value honesty highly.
You're unflinchingly honest, even when it's not easy.
For you, integrity is very important - in yourself and others.
People may not always like what you say, but they know they can trust it.
Generosity:
You value generosity a fair amount.
You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take.
Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need.
But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"!
Humility:
You value humility highly.
You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.
And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.
You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low.
Tolerance:
You value tolerance highly.
Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different from you...
You do all that you can to seek it out interesting and unique friends.
You think there are many truths in life, and you're open to many of them.
The Five Factor Values Test
Your Scholastic Strength Is Innovating
You are the master of new ideas, techniques, and ways of looking at things.
You are talented at structuring thoughts, decision making, clarifying, and making deadlines.
You should major in:
Marketing
Psychology
Desgin
Cognitive Science
Economics
Prostitution
Real Estate
Pimp'n Foe-Real!
Photography
What Should You Major In?
Your a Damn Pimp Master 100% of the Time
Which can be translated to mean, you have high self-esteem, Very good in bed and a healthy sense of self worth.
You believe in yourself, and you know how to be the real you. You love yourself, imperfections and all.
How is Your Self Esteem?
You Have a Choleric Temperament
You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.
You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.
You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall.
You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others.
At your worst, you are a God-like narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.
Sex Master and opinionated, you know what you know because you where trained by lesbians. End of discussion.
A bit of a Male Prostitute, you often Have others wives as possible clients, You probably basqe in the mad profits that you realize. Knowing that your friends bought everything you own from the money you made from their wives. Been a pimp your whole life haven't you? We all envy you. Will you train us Pimpmaster?
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