dave

I DO DIG: Jesus, Rachel, my friends, larry david, road trips to shows, dr. pepper, john ryland's papyrus, most records produced by steve albini, fiction, cellos, shining force 2, archaeology in palestine, her every finger between my every finger, new socks, pelicans (have you ever actually seen one up close in real life? they are mental!), the tetragrammaton, pom poms, thinking about carbs, the fifty states, logical fallacies (especially ad hominem and ad baculum), chess, redemption, lionel wiscer, biblical innerrancy, epiphones, the nation of israel, golfing with dave stew, the pure hilarity of directed panspermia, the miniscule greek alphabet, megaman 2, violins, daniel 9:24-25, wes anderson, irreducibly complex systems, popping bubble wrap (especially by twisting), doppler effect, fulfilling the ice cream quota with dave shortreed, radiation echo, cruising the houseboat roof avec guitar with dave shortreed, switchstance, statistical analysis of predictive prophecy, Settlers of Catan, and bounce sheets. I DON'T DIG: tomatoes, static electricity, james blunt, interpretive dance, alarm clocks, waking up in the morning, marital infidelity, cds that skip, botching tee shots, exploding sodas, relativism, U2, cults, entropy, pretzels making me thirsty, not being able to breathe underwater, human depravity (my own especially), pseudo-science, getting burned from hot plates at work, islamic fundamentalism, losing at chess, crashing my car into curbs, cold showers, 24, winter, unemployment, the oprah winfrey show, shaving, debt, or writing papers.