HuMoUr Is NoT a ToY

I want my sainity back.... I'll go mad if i don't have it!I'm not crazy, just my shrink thinks we are!If i was a vegetable... i wouldn't be talking to you!There are two things certain in life.. you live... you smell!People only want to hear what they are already thinking!If i was a prophet... nobody would hear me!I had to walk 20 miles in my own shoes to find out that i needed trainers!I don't need to know, what everyone else is thinking... i'll make my own mind upYou'd recognise me on the street... i'll be the one beating up a Police officer!If I had a second chance in life... I'd do something stupider.I have a beard, I'm not Foreign, I don't belong to a cultI believe AA is for quitters!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ger
Birthday: April 20th
Birthplace: Ireland
Current Location: Waterford/Moone/Kildare
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height:
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish/Jamaican
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas
Your Weakness: Thinking
Your Fears: Being in Hospital For Months
Your Perfect Pizza: Four Seasons
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish the Year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Carpe Diem
Thoughts First Waking Up: I can't remember that far back
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes
Your Bedtime: When i fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: September 1995 - April 1996
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mac D's
Single or Group Dates: Single (with a person)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: thats Sick!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mint
Do you Swear: Most of the time
Do you Sing: If I wanted to
Do you Shower Daily: When there's water
Have you Been in Love: Define Love
Do you want to go to College: Am I Not!
Do you want to get Married: Maybe (Not In a Chapel)
Do you belive in yourself: I'm the only one who does
Do you think you are Attractive: if ya think so
Are you a Health Freak: don't care i plan on living forever no matter what
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: not in my head
Do you play an Instrument: used to play a mean keyboard
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: and plan on doing so alot more
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: staying alive
What country would you most like to Visit: Russia
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: no pref.
Weight: Something to hold onto...
Best Clothing Style: Casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: prescribed: 40-50 other : One
Number of CDs I own: 200-300
Number of Piercings: two - Lip and Ear
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1092313
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You Have A Type A- Personality
A- You are one of the most balanced people around Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love! You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds Do You Have a Type A Personality?