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if u know who Milford Cubicle and Marjory Stewart-Baxter are, then i like you. if u dont, then i like u anyway. coz im an awwwwrite bloke ,i am. i have no penis. give me yours. eewwww.Id also like to get re-acquanted with my old pals---
Salvador Gustavo The Invincible Genetically Modified Tomato
Tayto Mc Spud, me ol' bud
and Breadbeard Brennan.
alas my dears twil never happen, as they are fictional. cmon now, what kind of parents would call their kids those names. and what kind of parents are required to produce an offspring such as a genetically modified tomato? yeh. TESTIFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Nightmare Before Christmas
Edward Scissorshands
Beetlejuice
Big Fish
all Tim Burtons films, hes a genius!
also kevin smiths...
Clerks
Mallrats
Dogma
Chasing Amy etc
ANCHORMAN!!!
Zoolander
Old School
Orange County
Team America (fuck yeeeeehh)
Sex Lives of The Potato Men
Labyrinth
SIN CITY
Hellboy
Monthy Python..
Holy Grail
Life of Brian
Naked Gun films
Donnie Darko
Evil Dead 1 + 2
troma films
etc,many more i cant think of now, basically i enjoy a good comedy, or horror. good bit of smutty humor!!! the more controversial, the better.i wil watch anything i guess, even if its shit, at least u can derive humor from the complete and utter pointlessness of it. this method works best with a companion, so u can poke them and say "haha, did u see that?" and "rewind that bit again!!".. oooooh i love films that have "rewindy bits". Anchorman had lots of rewindy bits. if watching a film with me and sumthing funny happens, expect to see it replayed at least 15 times. annoying bitch me.
The Youngones,
Bottom
Police Squad ,Cheaters, Most Haunted
Family Guy, South Park, Wondershowzen (so fuckn weird)
Catchphrase, Krypton Factor!, Bullseye!, Crystal Maze , Family Fortunes
Father Ted,
Fawlty Towers, Only Fools n Horses, Porridge, Open all Hours
Spongebob, Fairly Oddparents, Johnny Bravo, EARTHWORM JIM!! (r.i.p)
any standup comedy
dont watch telly much but wen i do, its anyof the above, tv is shit now, aint what it used to be. *weeps softly
any of "the vampire chronicles" by anne rice, "in the dark" and "body rides" by richard laymon. "nobody true" and "haunted" and "ghosts of sleath" by james herbert. "the da vinci code" by dan brown.
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