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Mel M http://x-Melancholy-x.bebo.com/
uuuuhhh, the effort. il do this bit by bit, for a start im lazy, tune in next week to find out more.
shiny things are nice *sticks hand in fire* ow, shiiiiiiiiinnnyyy.
rusty spoons arent shiny but theyr nice, if u know Salad Fingers ul understand.

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My Interests

sleep

I'd like to meet:


if u know who Milford Cubicle and Marjory Stewart-Baxter are, then i like you. if u dont, then i like u anyway. coz im an awwwwrite bloke ,i am. i have no penis. give me yours. eewwww.Id also like to get re-acquanted with my old pals---
Salvador Gustavo The Invincible Genetically Modified Tomato
Tayto Mc Spud, me ol' bud
and Breadbeard Brennan.
alas my dears twil never happen, as they are fictional. cmon now, what kind of parents would call their kids those names. and what kind of parents are required to produce an offspring such as a genetically modified tomato? yeh. TESTIFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Movies:

Nightmare Before Christmas
Edward Scissorshands

Beetlejuice
Big Fish
all Tim Burtons films, hes a genius!
also kevin smiths...
Clerks
Mallrats
Dogma
Chasing Amy etc
ANCHORMAN!!!
Zoolander

Old School
Orange County
Team America (fuck yeeeeehh)
Sex Lives of The Potato Men
Labyrinth
SIN CITY
Hellboy
Monthy Python..
Holy Grail
Life of Brian
Naked Gun films
Donnie Darko

Evil Dead 1 + 2

troma films
etc,many more i cant think of now, basically i enjoy a good comedy, or horror. good bit of smutty humor!!! the more controversial, the better.i wil watch anything i guess, even if its shit, at least u can derive humor from the complete and utter pointlessness of it. this method works best with a companion, so u can poke them and say "haha, did u see that?" and "rewind that bit again!!".. oooooh i love films that have "rewindy bits". Anchorman had lots of rewindy bits. if watching a film with me and sumthing funny happens, expect to see it replayed at least 15 times. annoying bitch me.

Television:

The Youngones,

Bottom
Police Squad ,Cheaters, Most Haunted
Family Guy, South Park, Wondershowzen (so fuckn weird)
Catchphrase, Krypton Factor!, Bullseye!, Crystal Maze , Family Fortunes
Father Ted,

Fawlty Towers, Only Fools n Horses, Porridge, Open all Hours
Spongebob, Fairly Oddparents, Johnny Bravo, EARTHWORM JIM!! (r.i.p)
any standup comedy
dont watch telly much but wen i do, its anyof the above, tv is shit now, aint what it used to be. *weeps softly

Books:

any of "the vampire chronicles" by anne rice, "in the dark" and "body rides" by richard laymon. "nobody true" and "haunted" and "ghosts of sleath" by james herbert. "the da vinci code" by dan brown.

Heroes:

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My Blog

AsYLuM

I am no feeble Christ ,not me. He hangs in glib delight upon his cross, above my body. Christ forgive. FORGIVE? I vomit for you Jesu. SHIT forgive. Down now from your cross. Down now from yo...
Posted by ME on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 04:04:00 PST

Another Day Inside

Today Im just too tired to cry Too weak to deal with all these lies Try not to think or wonder why Just wait for life to pass me by. Another day in my own hell I got back up last time I fell B...
Posted by ME on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Grim Fairytale

Once upon a time There was a girl whose heart was whole, Now shes just and empty shell Shes broken and so cold. Scarlet kisses Crimson tears Heres a pill TO calm your fears. Mirror mirror...
Posted by ME on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST