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Colin Kenji

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About Me


My name is colin, im happily married to my beautiful nvmb. Im Horitaka's apprentice at State of Grace ( www.stateofgracetattoo.com ). I enjoy Bear wrestling, traveling to Alderon ( before it was destroyed), playing the jazz flute, Rhino riding, and knitting. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. Im 3'5" an weigh 395 lbs. No body reads this shit ne ways. yoyoma


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A wookie

Music:

everything.. almost everything...

Movies:

to many to even begin to list....

Television:

TV? I dont remember how to work one