My biggest interest is in computers, and anything to do with electronics. It has been for a long time. Second is tied with Cars and Music. Real cars not those tin and plastic forign peices of shit. And good music, not the kind that those psudo-spiritual young singers with out testicles play, like Backstreet Boys or N'Sync. Next is hangin out with friends. After that being back at the apartment talking philosophy with my best friend, Clint. Everything else in no particular order.
If you get a chance check out my website!!! It is never going to be done just to let you all know now because I will always want to ad more stuff to it.
By the way, you know that weather vain thing up on most barns? Its usually a Rooster or a Cock, they are the same thing really, just a different name. You know why they put a cock on the weather vain? Cuz if it was a cunt, the wind would blow right thru it!!- George Carlin
One thing that does bother me is these self-important techno-dicks that walk around all day long with the hands free telephone headsets and earpeices. Mr. self important cant be too far from the phone just in case Henry Kissenger calls. He's got the Dalli Llama on line 2. So I say to him, "Hey spaceman... As long as your hands are free, reach over here and fondle my balls!" --George Carlin
I'd like to meet:
Gunnery Sargent Hartman, Leonardo DiVinchi, Bill Gates, Robert S. McNamera, Curtis Lemay, God... And of course Tourettes Guy Aries
You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings. You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends. Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 65% Conservative, 35% Liberal
Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
Music:
Metal, Punk, & Industrial mainly, though i do like to sit back and chill to some soft rock too. HateBreed, NIN, DEFTONES, System of a Down, Rage Against the Machine, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Primus, anything by Les Claypool, and Dave Matthews are probably my favorites. RAP SUCKS ASS, PERIOD. (HED) P.E., 303 Infinity, AFI, AC-DC, Aerosmith, Against All Authority, Alice in Chains, American Head Charge, Anti-Flag, Arch Enemy, Art of Trance, As I Lay Dieing, Audioslave, Bare Naked Ladies, Beastie Boys, The Beatles, Bionic Bigfoot, The Black Dahlia Murder, Black Lable Society, Blue Oyster Cult, Blues Traveler, Bone Thugs and Harmony, The Brian Setzer Orchestra, Brooklyn Bounce, Bulet for my Valentine, Bush, Candlebox, Cannibal Corpse, The Chemical Brothers, Cherry Poppin Daddies, Children of Bodom, Chimaira, Coal Chamber, Counting Crows, Cradle of Filth, Crypt Kicker, The Crystal Method, David Bowie, Dead Kennedys, Def Leppard, Devildriver, Dimmu Borgir, DOPE. Dry Kill Logic, The Eagles, Elvis Presley, Eminem (His old stuff), Eric Clapton, Faith no More, Fear Factory, Filter, Flaw, Foo Fighters, Genesis, Green Day, Guns n' Roses, Guster, Hanzel und Gretyl, ILL NINO, In Death's Throes, Insane Clown Posse, Jimi Hendrix, Killswitch Engage, Kittie, KMFDM, KORN, Lamb of God, Les Claypool's Projects (The Holy Makerel & The Frog Brigade & Bucket of Bernies Brains) Liam Lynch, The Lo Fibre Compainion, Lollipop Lust Kill, Machine Head, MArilyn Manson, Metallica, Mike Oldfield, Mindless Self-Indulgence, Ministry, Mudvayne, Mushroomhead, My Chemical Romance, Nirvana, Nonpoint, Nothingface, Oasis, The Offspring, Opeth, Otep, Oysterhead, Pantera, Pearl Jam, Peter Gabriel, Phil Collins, The Police, Portishead, Primer 55, Prodigy, Queens of the Stone Age, Rammstein, Red Hot Chilli Pepers, RESIST, Roger Waters, Sausage, Slayer, Slipknot, Smashing Pumpkins, Snot, Soilwork, Soundgarden, Static-X, Stone Temple Pilots, Sub Dub Micromachine, Sublime, Suicidal Temdencies, Tenacious D, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, TOOL, Traveling Wilburys, Trivium, Van Halen, Black Sabath, Violent Work of Art, White Zombie, Winter Solstice, Zoth Ommog, Z Z Top!!!
AND THATS IT!!!!
Having 13,091 MP3's can drive you to listen to many types of music.
Mainly only the ones WITH talent you keep.
"Here are some musical vermim whose mother's we wish who had medical plans that included abortion.
These singers who think they're so special they only need one name.Bono, Sting, Jewel, Tiffani, Prince... What a crock of shit, get a fuckin last name would ya please?! I got a good two word name for ya, Pretencious Cocksucker! Its not bad enough the music sucks but without a last name you cant find out where they live to throw a fuckin bomb thru thier front window. Its frusterating. " -George Carlin
How You Are In Love
You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often.
You give and take equally in relationships.
You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.
You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.
You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?
Your Life Path Number is 3
Your purpose in life is to express your unique self.
You are a creative and artistic person with an interesting view on life.
Witty and outgoing, you enjoy sharing your crazy ideas with anyone who will listen.
A total social butterfly, you're the life of any party.
In love, you inspire and enchant your partner. You are often an object of fantasy and desire.
While you are very talented, you sometimes lack the ambition to put your talents in play.
And while your wit carries you a long way, you occasionally use it to mask your true feelings.
Your natural abilities can bring you all the success in the world ... if you let them What Is Your Life Path Number?
Movies:
Any movie that inspires logical thinking, philosophy, or war. Not those pussy ass movies that Hollywood raves about, which more people hate than like, but Hollywood somehow still makes millions from.
Heres another unfortunate pack of low grade morons that need to be pencilled in for a sudden visit from the angel of death.
These people with buper-stickers that say something like, "We are the proud parents of an honor student at the Franklin School." Or Midvaile Accadamy, or what ever other innocent sounding name has been assigned to the indoctinationcenter where their child is being sent to be stripped of his individuallity and turned into obedient soul-dead conformist member of the American consumer culture.
I mean what kind of people need to validate themselves through the acheivments of thier children?! Here's a bumbersticker I'd like to see. " We are the proud parents of a child is sufficient enough that he doesnt need us advertising thier minor schoolastic acheivments on the back of our car." OR, "We are the proud parents of a child who has resisted his teachersattempts to break his spirit and bend him over to the will of corporate masters." -Greorge Carlin
You Are a Hunter Soul
You are driven and ambitious - totally self motiviated to succeed
Actively working to acheive what you want, you are skillful in many areas.
You are a natural predator with strong instincts ... and more than a little demanding.
You are creative, energetic, and an extremely powerful force.
An outdoors person, you like animals and relate to them better than people.
You tend to have an explosive personality, but also a good sense of humor.
People sometimes see you as arrogant or a know it all.
You tend to be a bit of a loner, though you hate to be alone.
Souls you are most compatible with: Seeker Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
Television:
Comedy Central, History Channel & G4 TV and HBO (Just to watch George fuckin Carlin).
"I say if ya like motivation, a seminar isnt gonna help ya. What you really need is to be smashed in the head thirty or fourty times with a golf club. That'll Fuckin motivate ya, or atleast get ya up and walking around the room. Ya know, locate yer socks, shit like that... Get the day rolling.
Motivation is bullshit. If you ask me this country could use a little less motivation. The people that are motivated are the ones causing all the fuckin problems! Stock swindlers, serial rapists, child molesters, christian conservatives! These people are highly motivated!!
Motivation is really highly over rated... You show me some lazy prick whose laying around all day, watchin game shows and stroking his penis, and I'll show you someone who is not causing any fuckin trouble!!" -George Carlin
How You Life Your Life
You have a good sense of self control and hate to show weakness.
You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think.
Your friends tend to be a as quirky as you are - which is saying a lot!
You have one big dream in your life, and you never lose sight of it. How Do You Live Your Life?
Your EQ is 133
50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?
Books:
Believe it or not, school books. Some of em suck but nothing on the planet can beat an intelegence. I also recommend Food of the Gods by Terence McKenna. Also any of the Books on this page: Click here!
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Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.
You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?
You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
Heroes:
Anyone who hates that fucking idiot, George Bush or his father....
"Here's another pack of jack-off's who ought to be strangled in front of their children. People who pay for inexpensive items, with a credit card. Trust me people The Sunday New York Times is not a major Purchace. And you're holding up the fuckin line too! Some dorky lookin prick with a fanney pack waiting to be approved for a pack of cheese doodles... I need this like I need an infected scrotum. Next person to stand in front of me and get tic-tac's with a credit card is getting stabbed in the eye!"-George Carlin
Your Brain's Pattern
Structured and organized, you have a knack for thinking clearly.
You are very logical - and you don't let your thoughts get polluted with emotions.
And while your thoughts are pretty serious, they're anything from boring.
It's minds like yours that have built the great cities of the world! What Pattern Is Your Brain?
You Should Rule Mercury
Close to sun, Mercury has very long days - and is rarely visible to the rest of the solar system.
You are perfect to rule Mercury, because you live for the present - and can truly enjoy a day that goes on forever.
Like Mercury, you are quick and elusive. Your wit is outstanding, and you can win any verbal sparring match.
Some people see you as superficial, but in truth, you just play many roles and have many interests.
A great manipulator, you usually get what you want from people. And they're happy to give it to you. What Planet Should You Rule?
