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About Me

There once was a man from Mantucket... (hehe JK). I don't have much to say here- I am a sarcastic asshole at times, but I don't hide it- Extremly loyal to friends, and against enemies, FIERCE! Like a dragon, intertwined.....Zombies are cooler then ninjas, robots OR pirates...New pics- coming soon to a myspace near me!

My Interests

Playing Guitar, Mountain Biking, DAIRY QUEEN, movies, anything fresh and exciting...

I'd like to meet:

Boo Boo Kitty Fuck, The Fox Force Five, Tenacious D, Vanilla Funkalicious, People who can laugh at most anyhting, and want to actully talk to the friends they add. Um... hotties?

Music:

Anything old school rock- Leplin, AC/DC, The Who, Deep Purple, Hendrix- Old Beastie Boys, Jonny Cash (he will forever be the man...) Big and Rich (just because they crack me up), I like almost all music, but a clever set of lyrics or a wicked lick gets me all hot n bothered..

Movies:

True Romance, Van Wilder (write that down!), Transformers: The Movie (so bad its good!), im a total movie buff, but anything with zombies in it is a sure thing.

Television:

don't watch alot of it so can't comment

Books:

Of Mice and Men (Super strong retards always get me motivated), Choose your own adventure books- (turn to page 23 if you flip the switch, page 46 if you leave it alone), anything lying around camp if im really bored.

Heroes:

Any girl who wears underoos, The Hulk (you wouldn;t like him when he's angry), The Danger Girl crew- "cause they're just drawn hot

My Blog

It's been a long time coming....

Ok- I apologize that i havent had a rambling in months, so here you go. My latest theory is..... and don't get offended... The female orgasim is a Myth. An urban Legend, a peice of long ...
Posted by Dallas on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 01:53:00 PST

Stupid Easter Bunny...

This is an outrage- It has been pent up in my gut now for over a week and i feel i need to release it now... WHY THE FUK DIDN'T THE EASTERBUNNY LEAVE ME CANDY?? I have been a good boy, and he K...
Posted by Dallas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I love hotties...

Ah- having female griends is great. Just today, I checked my email, and, there, sittin' in my inbox, were hottie pics. Now- Dont get me wrong, I am a normal guy, with morals, but when your friends s...
Posted by Dallas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

easater.. candy

So I have a great idea- Christian organizations should make chocolate Jesus on a crosses. I mean- we can eat chocolate santas, easter bunnies, witches elves, chickens... so why not ones personal savi...
Posted by Dallas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what the hell.

Ok- Courtney sux ass- all i want is a reasonably priced 1 bedroom suite- but - alas- this town is the single mom haven. Everyhting is 2-3 bedroom apartments. 550 minimum... Come on all you landlord,...
Posted by Dallas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Waxing...

So my last shift in camp is over- and, well, things got abit out of hand... It all began with a discussion with a group of women there on the topic of waxing the gear... the bathing suit area... t...
Posted by Dallas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Camp... day 13

Its friggin cold. I have come to realize that I am the local perv here in desolation, and the gals i work with arent helping. Camp has its pros and cons... here they are... Pro's. Girls i work w...
Posted by Dallas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Christmas... you bastard!

Ok- i say i hate christmas, the season of spending more money on gifts then you will ever get back, the hussle and bussel of malls full of people buying trinkets for people that will never leave the b...
Posted by Dallas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

first dates an interveiw?? heres my Resume!!

So i heard today that a first date is like in interveiw- well most interveiws are for jobs. so i decided to write a resume... (now remember, most resumes have some exagerrated truths in them, and its ...
Posted by Dallas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bordom = not so smart decisions

So I got bored last night- about 8 oclock... sitting here in Courtenay, when i get a great idea. . Dallas, you should go to Denny's. The only thing is- the closest Denny's is in Victoria, and i am ...
Posted by Dallas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST