cat farts |
Have you ever heard a cat fart? Because my cat has just cracked one and it scared the wits out of him and made me fall on the ground laughing hysterically. It sounded wet! hahaha!Why is it that I'm...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 18:18:00 GMT |
Creepy mo fuggers! |
WTF is with all of the creepy fuckers on MySpace who want to be my friend? You know the type. The guys who have anywhere between 15-1500 women on their list of friends. Or they type who only have T...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 17:13:00 GMT |
Chief of police |
Myke Allen is the creator behind this. He's going to make me famous a'la comic book style!
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 16:14:00 GMT |
Keep your punanni clean |
A funny thing happened yesterday. Early in the morning I had a friend ask if I was going to see any celebrities that day. well there I was working away when a man walks up to my counter and asks to ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 07:06:00 GMT |
nipples part deux |
Well friends here it is. The truth about the nipples. I didn't actually was Hugh Jackmans nipples. Truth of the matter is, I washed his baby's nipples. Fuck is that gross. Ok ok ! He asked...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 20:33:00 GMT |
Wolverines nipples |
Well it's not everyday that you can say you washed Hugh Jackmans nipples. However, today is that day.
So there I was sitting at work all innocent like when in walks Hugh Jackman! I th...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 19:35:00 GMT |
Lily's Ghost |
To all those art collectors out there......you might as well stop. I have just bought some absolutly faboulous art!!!! It's a beautiful collage of a woman who looks soooo sad, but she still has a...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Dec 2004 22:44:00 GMT |
In memory of Vincent |
To all of those who knew Lauren Vincent James Howe.
He will be missed by all of his friends and family who loved him so very much. For him to decide that it was his time to go, will forever be an ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Dec 2004 22:22:00 GMT |
I'm sinking into a pool of bordom |
I think i'm gonna drown soon. How bored do you have to be before you slip into a coma? I mean on a scale of 1-10? Because i'm at about an 8 right now, and I'm afraid if it gets any worse someone is...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Nov 2004 20:24:00 GMT |
