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PhAt Boi PhReSh[{Drake}]

I gOt DaRk SeCrEtS, InItAlLy I tOlD eVeRbOdY oNe DaY ImA SnAp AnD LeAvE a CrImE SeCnE BlOoDy...

About Me


OH!and check ouit this link for more raps!http://www.zshare.net/audio/62037539d82bf4/FIRSTOFF.... BESIDES ME I JUST WANT TO GIVE MY FAM A WOOP WOOP! IF THEY FIND MY ASS...MAN, MY NAME IS DRAKE. FUCKIN STRAIGHT FAT KID.I LIKE FOOD.AND ENOUGH OF IT....JUST LIKE MY BUDZ :PI LIKE TO SIT AND HAVE INTELLIGENT CONVERSATIONS with people i dont know. THEY AMUZE ME. BUT OTHER THAN THAT I LIKE TO SIT AND GET JUST ZONED.....FUCKIN OBLIVION...... THATS THE ONLY PLACE THAT I AM TRUELY SAFE man just read this shit here...my name is Drake and i'm a clueless, Blonde with childlike humor, and this is why EVERYONE LOVES THE FAT KID!I am a Juggalo... I am an individual guided by Light... I know who I am and who I want to be. I recognize that the path to Shangri La requires an open mind... I shall not judge. I am part of a Family... I shall Love my Family as I would my blood. I shall do my Family no harm as I know what is done to others shall surely be done to me... I shall strive to honor my Family and not disgrace their name... I am a Ninja... I have no Fear. I do not Fear the unknown fore I embrace the wonders of the world around me and the differences in others. I shall meet adversity head on fore I am a Survivor. Nothing can stop my Shine. I am Human... I recognize my flaws. I shall strive to change the things I can control and seek strength for the things I cannot. I shall cherish the teachings of my ancestors and the Family who have fallen before me.I have Love With Love there is Unity and Strength. Love does not hurt nor does it seek to destroy. I too, shall not hurt or seek to destroy. With Love in my Heart for my Family, And Love for the Carnival... I shall find my path to Shangri La...http://live.quizilla.com/user_images/T/tinsel666/108270 9515_sdarklotus.jpg
About Me
Name DRake or drakesmaximus
Nickname CAmel or fatty c
Birthday 5-1-88
Age 18
Height 6' 4"
Hair Color dirty blonde
Eye Color blue
Have You Ever
Fallen for your besfriend Kinda
Kissed someone who was just your friend yes
Been rejected more times than i care to remember
Been in love unfortunetly
Used someone ...yes :(
Cheated on someone only cuz she fucked my home boys (5 of them!)
Been cheated on oh yeah by almost everygirl ive been with
Done something you regret stayed with a slut who said she loved me
Do you ...
Color your hair sometimes
Have tattos yeah
If so how many 7
Have any peircings yes
If so how many 1
Have a bf/gf NOT AT THE MOMENT
Like thunderstorms hellz yeah
Ever get off the damn computer Not really
Have you/Do you have...
Considered a life of crime many many times
Considered being a hooker ONLY FOR THE WOMAN... gotta love a juggalo!
Coneidered being a pimp already are one! ;)
Split personalities Maybe...
Obsessions sex, marijuana, booze, muzik...sex... i dont know
Panic never
Depression/Considered suicide Considered...? ive almost succeded! fuckin doctors
Right now..
Current clothes Hatchet man jersey, jean shorts, black chucks
Current mood eh....
Current hair fucked up
Current music Colton grundy
Current annoyance my lil brother
Current perfume/cologne bone daddy
Current thing you should be doing blazin a bizzle
Current crush ... wouldnt you wanna know?
Favorite
Drink So. Co. and faygo moon mist
Color red, black, and white
Candy snickers
Tv Show robot chicken
Movie The prestige
Place my dads
Person to talk to my mom when im home, and my dad when im with him
Do your perfer..
McDonalds or Burger King Burger king... FUCK MCDONALDS!
Marry the Perfect Lover or the perfect friend BOTH
Root Beer or Dr Pepper Dr.Pepper
Sunshine or Rain Rain
Spring or Fall fall
Winter or Summer winter
Vanilla or Chocolate chocolate
Snowboarding or Sking im not gonna die doing something worthless
Lights on or Off ;)
Are you...
Understanding yes very
Open Minded yes
Bad Tempered FUCK YOU!
Happy eh.... very rarely
Attractive Im fat...you decide
Bored Easily ooooooooooh yes this survey sux!
Sad yeah.
Unique im one of a kind for sure
Eyes am i eyes...? what the fuck?
Hair color ...
Long or short hair ....
Hieght ....
Body Type FAT.... yes i am
Personality a....little...off
Random
How would you describe yourself the weirdest person you wouls ever meet
Do you have any Pets? yes 13 cats as of 12/15/06
Have any syblings? yes, 1 brother-2 sisters
What do you want to be when you grow up? a serial killer
Do you wanna get married and have kids? not any more i dont
What is your best physical Trait? my eyes
What is the best thing about your personality? i like to laugh
What words do you overuse FUCK, SHIT, FUCK, BITCH
Whats the most annoying thing about you I talk ALOT
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When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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My Interests

well i like PSYCHOPATHIC, that fuckin wicked shit... and if you dont know what that is then cool, but if ur hatin? get to kick stepin cause ima give a fuck less about ya... uh i like to get as high as possible, as much as possible, i like to go to shows and get wasted and kick it with my fellow ninjas...Take the quiz:
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Juggalo
Your a True Juggalo, Born With a hatchet and a juggalo face, Cruisin with A trunk full of faygo and a car full of fat chix, and haunted by a Dark Carnival, your hmies are family too, and you believe Santa Clause is a fat bitch. Hallowen is prolly ur favorite Holiday. if this is tru and ur a juggalette you should im me on .. IndependentJ0ker (with tha number zero) Much Clown love!

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You are like Violent J the juggla!

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What kinda sex do you like?
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
Times you want to fuck a day.. as many times as possible
Fav. position 69
How you like it a little foreplay and ALOTA SEX!
Where do you like doing it on the beach
how good are you? hot and steamy

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I'd like to meet:

My inner child Or my consicence... other than that i dont know off the top of my head ill meet and talk with anybody.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Get your falling object
You scored as Jack Jeckell. You are most like JACK JECKELL, one half of the FIFTH JOKERS CARD, The Amazing Jeckell Brothers. You are one mean mofo. People know you for being revengeful, cynical, and for having a quick temper. You don't take crap from nobody, and are quick with the violence, HATCHET RUNNIN!

The Ringmaster


100%

Jack Jeckell


100%

The Riddle Box


90%

The Great Milenko


90%

Carnival Of Carnage


85%

Jake Jeckell


80%

The Wraith


75%
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Music:

you should know by now!!!

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You were born in the year of The Ringmaster. Which

Movies:

my favorite type of movies are horror, and suspensemspmb allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" src='http://www.nackvision.com/ticker/green.swf?NewMessage= enableJavaScript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" allowScriptAccess="never" JUGGALO RYDAZ IN THIS BITCH!!!' quality='medium' bgcolor='..ffffff' width='380' height='60' name='led_scroll' align='middle' allowScriptAccess="never"

Television:

oh man i love the show robot chicken, and the rest of adult swim. and i like the simpsons... i like other shit... but you dont need to know anymore p.s SPONGEBOB IS THE FUCKIN SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Books:

I read more than anyone i know... i dont meet many people who like reading like i do...

Heroes:

the label PSYCHOPATHIC employs my heros... their muzik saved my life...

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My Blog

Phat Boi Phresh Album Preview

Go to this link below, and check them out!http://www.zshare.net/audio/62037539d82bf4/Check it the fuck out you guys!i am so fuckin proud of some of these!let me know what you thinkAND A SPECIAL THANK ...
Posted by PhAt Boi PhReSh[{Drake}] on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 12:17:00 PST

My Album is almost finished!

So uh yeah. . . . my rapping shit is going pretty gooda bunch of people bump my shit AND LOVE IT!my album is almost completeand if you want a copy of it when its finished let me know ok?its called "Fl...
Posted by PhAt Boi PhReSh[{Drake}] on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 11:58:00 PST

i cant take this shit anymore

WHY?Why does everything i love just give up on me?i dont know why i even care anymore. . . . . .  my raps are doing pretty good, and i finished school. . . . . WHAT NOW?!?!?!?!Im doomed to spend ...
Posted by PhAt Boi PhReSh[{Drake}] on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:09:00 PST

suicide is not what i was talking about...fuckin crack heads

IM TIRED OF THIS CITY. HALF THE PEOPLE IN THIS STATE CAN EAT A FUCKIN COCK AND CHOKE. I HATE THE DRAMA BULLSHIT HERE, I MEEN MY HOUSE GOT ROBBED AGAIN FOR LIKE THE 5TH TIME IN LIKE 3 YEARS! ! !  ...
Posted by PhAt Boi PhReSh[{Drake}] on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:13:00 PST

man what a killer weekend!

So...i had the best weekend ever. Not only did i stay straight fucked up, but i gotz to see my jess jess and Goober! too pimp for some of yall niggaz to handle... You wish you were there... What a cra...
Posted by PhAt Boi PhReSh[{Drake}] on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:54:00 PST

NEW AIM ADRESS!!

HEY YALL I GOTZ A NEW AIM THINGY...ITS   Fat Boy JUggla00   so yeah holla at cha boy WOOP WOOP! MMFWCL!
Posted by PhAt Boi PhReSh[{Drake}] on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 03:45:00 PST

Man Things Might Look Up

So i woke up today and played me some Dark Lotus, and i think shit might actually come around in the near future... or maybe im just that high. but i relized that i have neglected some of my true frie...
Posted by PhAt Boi PhReSh[{Drake}] on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:22:00 PST

Fuck Man

man life sucks ass... i had the most fucked up night a few nights ago... ok... so im at my house with a whole grip of people getting drunk, smokin some blunts, you know how i roll. then all of a sudde...
Posted by PhAt Boi PhReSh[{Drake}] on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 10:18:00 PST

IF UR DOWN WIT ME OR THE CLOWNZ THEN READ

man... ok. for all of my homies that i never reall talk to on here cause i dont have a comp...well im really sorry and to tell you somethin, my broke ass finally has a comp so ill be on this bitch alo...
Posted by PhAt Boi PhReSh[{Drake}] on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 10:36:00 PST

MAN WHAT THE FUCKS UP JUGGALOS!

SHIT... IVE HAD A GOOD ASS DAY TODAY! NEW TATOO, SOME PUSSY, AND SOME BOMB ASS DANKS! HOW MUCH BETTER COULD LIFE HONESTLY GET? BUT I THOUGHT THAT ID WISH YALL A HAPPY NEW YEAR! AND TO WHOM THIS MAY CO...
Posted by PhAt Boi PhReSh[{Drake}] on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 01:23:00 PST