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About Me

I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.

My Interests

Hockey. Drinking. Long walks on the beach while drinking. Xbox. Golf. Making a ton of money. Drinking. Playing a lot of sports: football, baseball, basketball. Giving back to the kids, volunteering my time to help community kids get out of the struggle. Yes, I swear, there is a 'struggle' in Canada. It's called Scarborough.

I'd like to meet:

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A really cool midget. How fucking cool would it be to have a midget around at your disposal? I think I have told this to about 19128 people and have yet to receive one as a Christmas, Hannuka or Chinese New Year gift. So if you're reading this and want to impress me on my birthday. Two words: Oompa Loompa.Any chick who is extremely hot, and preferably non psychotic. I feel the psychotic thing kinda ruins the vibe.Oh, and She-Ra.

Television:

American Idol (yes, yes, make fun. i dont give a shit - it's funny). Lost, Sopranos, ENTOURAGE, Family Guy Simpsons, Cold Case, Seinfeld.Oh and i'm a huge howard stern fan.

My Blog

Jiwan's MySpace Profile...

I'd like to be the first to congratulate Jiwan, one of my top friends for her award-winning myspace profile. Jiwan has worked very hard learning the art of HTML and CSS to create something so dy...
Posted by deepak on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 07:30:00 PST

My Opinion on the Small-Penis Rumor ...

Some of you may have read an erroneous news article where Indian men have been slandered to have small penises. This is what we in the media like to refer to as 'filler': an article submitted on...
Posted by deepak on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 03:29:00 PST

K Fed and his horrible, horrible music.

K Fed sold 6000 copies of his new album. According to my calculations, this means at least 5, 999 people that weren't him bought this crap. If you bought this, I need to know who you are a...
Posted by deepak on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:15:00 PST

The Exciting Adventures of Deepak Abroad - London

Recently, I went on vacation. After working 60 hour weeks and going to school nights, I figured I deserved it. Some of my friends wanted to do the all-inclusive Mexico thing, where...
Posted by deepak on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 05:18:00 PST

Tibbar the Rabbit

When I was in third grade, I just moved to a new school and was introduced to my new class. I noticed that, during the introductions, my teacher, Ms. Edge, also introduced the class pet as if he...
Posted by deepak on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 05:05:00 PST

Dolphins and Sharks

It's a pretty easy theory. The world of guys are divided into dolphins and sharks. Dolphins are pretty friendly creatures. They like to be close to people, they are extremel...
Posted by deepak on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 05:10:00 PST

Chicago and the Cab Driver Game

Waiting for a flight to Chicago I ran into the advanced scout for the San Antonio Spurs. Very cool guy. His entire job is to fly to different NBA games and scout teams for the Spurs. ...
Posted by deepak on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 06:40:00 PST

Oh, so I have a blog?

Oh, so I have a blog? I totally forgot this blog actually existed until someone mentioned they read it and were quickly updated on my life up until May 3, 2005. I can summarize the long h...
Posted by deepak on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 05:08:00 PST

Jam Done

Some of you already know, but I'm leaving Texas for good. Here's the flyer for the going away party. Invitation only. Gate security. Bring liquor. Good liquor.&n...
Posted by deepak on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 05:09:00 PST