Pocket watches.
Unemployed Skeletor.
Frank Zappa, Stevie Wonder, The Beatles, Miles Davis, Betty Davis, Julian "Cannonball" Adderley, John Coltrane, Wayne Shorter, Eric Dolphy, Wilco, Parliament-Funkadelic, Bob Marley, Alison Krauss, Marvin Gaye, Phish, Medeski Martin & Wood, Jazz Mandolin Project, Art Blakey and the Jazz Messengers, Lee Morgan, the whole Marsalis family, Karl Denson, Pixies, Grateful Dead, Lenny Kravitz, Black Crowes, Chick Corea, Dave Weckl, Herbie Hancock, The Police, Sly & The Family Stone, Otis Redding, Shuggie Otis, Mandrill, The Band, Natalie Merchant, Talking Heads, NEU!, Red Hot Chili Peppers, John Frusciante, Jane's Addiction, Pink Floyd, Simon and Garfunkel, Fishbone, Aerosmith, The Ramones, The Roots, Billie Holiday, Queen, Curtis Mayfield, Charlie Parker, Bill Evans, Kraftwerk, The Velvet Underground, Bjork, Jimi Hendrix, Santana, Allman Brothers Band, Gov't Mule, Ben Folds Five, Norah Jones, Sade, Weather Report, Living Colour, Natalie Haas, Jackson 5, Prince, Robert Johnson, King Crimson, David Bowie, Old & In The Way, Bob Dylan, Nirvana, Kiss, Metallica, The Deep End, Seen A Cow Ski......
The Unexciting Adventures of Unemployed Skeletor, The Godfather (not too obvious), The Shawshank Redemption, A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, When Harry Met Sally, Buffalo '66, Traffic, Apollo 13, American Splendor, Sideways, A Fish Called Wanda, Clerks1 and 2, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Bad Santa, Back to the Future, Pumping Iron (it's beyond funny, thou not meant to be), Spellbound, Comedian, Indiana Jones, Saturday Night Fever, Citizen Kane, Rain Man, Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Being John Malkovich, Cast Away, Good Will Hunting, Memento, Team America, Half Baked, Anchorman, This Is Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman, Best In Show, A Mighty Wind, Cannonball Run, Midnight Run, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, What About Bob?, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Almost Famous, Vanilla Sky, Ghostbusters, Ghost World, Office Space, National Lampoon's Vacation, Seems Like Old Times, JunoAll the obvious Martin Scorsese movies (and a few not-so-obvious): Goodfellas, Raging Bull, Taxi Driver, The Aviator, The King of Comedy.All the obvious Mel Brooks movies as well: Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, The Producers, High Anxiety, Silent Movie, History of the World: Part I, Spaceballs.
The Sopranos, Seinfeld, Taxi, Strangers With Candy, The Sarah Silverman Program, Clerks cartoons, and all of George Carlin's HBO specials.
Carrot Top, my mail man, and the elderly woman at the Korean Deli...