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Malicious Deviant

anti-social, nuerotic & sarcastic. Any questions?

About Me

I am not a beautiful or unique snowflake, I am made up of the same decaying organic matter as everything else. I already have a best friend and a guy that I want to marry so if your looking Im probably not interested. I have no patience for stupid or dramatic people, so that probably rules you out. Dont get me wrong, I like to meet new people, just most of them I wouldnt want to meet a second time... I am a nice person, but I have a very dark side. Dont let the smile fool you, you dont know what is going on in my mind. Annoy me and Ill day dream about ripping your head off and sitting it on a chair so you can watch me mutilate and defile your dying body.

My Interests

Variety is what keeps life interesting.

I'd like to meet:

Those who can be themselves no matter what others think of them, act like a kid, have fun doing nothing, people who daydream, kick puppies for fun, and anyone who thinks "schauden frueda" (completely mispelled) is a great matto. I hate fake people, liars and pippy tarts. I want to be around people who are comfortable in their own skin.

Music:

I love almost every type of music except what I sould like singing in the shower, its pretty bad...

Movies:

(Not in any particular order) bubba ho tep, sin city, fight club, house of 1000 corpses, boonedock saints, pulp fiction, nightmare on elms street, IT, the exorcist (both), dogma, snatch, lock stock and two smoking barrels, trainspotting, death to smoochie, clock work orange, repo man, the goonies, gummo, kids, requim for a dream, donnie darko, ace ventura pet detective, drop dead fred, the royal tenenbaums, stand by me, fear and loathing in las vegas, SLC punks, muriels wedding, american history x, spun, texas chainsaw massacre, napoleon dynamite, nightmare before christmas, clerks, ronin, a christmas story and many others.

Television:

Nip tuck, simpsons, family guy, law and order, south park, and its always sunny in philidelphia although i hardly get to watch it.

Books:

The Divine Comedy by Dante, stephen king, anne rice, Edgar A. Poe, nietzsche, Dave Pelzner, books on philosophy, sex, religion, art, deformed murderous midgets, When God Was a Woman, Playboy, books on serial killers and cannibals. A new favorite Poppy Z. Brite.

Heroes:

All those people out there who say fuck conformity and go against society just to be themselves.

My Blog

Lifes Choices

Lifes choices takes on so many different paths. Just think that every little decision you make takes you somewhere else, like a spider web. One little decision you made 5 years ago could have sent you...
Posted by Malicious Deviant on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 10:26:00 PST

The Move

This move is one of the coolest things ever.  I wake up every morning, roll over and realize all over again.  This is all sappy I know...  but I cant help it.  I actually want to c...
Posted by Malicious Deviant on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 09:02:00 PST

I feel parinoid most days

I feel parinoid most days.  Always feel like someones watching me from afar. Feel like those close to me are waiting to stick a knife in my back. I dont have any enemys that I know of so who know...
Posted by Malicious Deviant on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 07:24:00 PST

Bi-Polar

I thought about the word Bi-Polar today.  I had this great exciting 4 day weekend and my week has been total shit.  Except flogging molly monday night (thanks Ace!)  But that word ...
Posted by Malicious Deviant on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 09:33:00 PST

Facts of Life

Do you ever feel like you are looking at your life through a television?  You watch the main characters with limited interest. Wondering what else is on.  Try changing the channel for someth...
Posted by Malicious Deviant on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 11:38:00 PST

Ramblings

My soul is lost in the twisted carnal darkness of my depraived mind.  The deepths are widening, becoming more obvious.  How far will it go...  will the stench of death stay writhing in ...
Posted by Malicious Deviant on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wrath

My knife enters your flesh, it seperates your ribs instantly. For a second I can see inside of you then the blood flows in abundance. I push the knife deeper, I can feel it slicing through your organs...
Posted by Malicious Deviant on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The pain stays

I dream of you, your cold black eyes staring through me. Your white face finally silenced for good. That color of red looks so lucious on your lips, I want to lick it off. I pull a fist of you hair ou...
Posted by Malicious Deviant on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST