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jose

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About Me

Hard working mother fucker. I have so many vices in life I am trying to cut back. Now that my little boy is 1 im trying to cut back on boozin cussin and .. well.. I cant quit everything. I seek the answers to all lifes questions while trying not to step on anyones toes. I am big on respect. Live life to the fullest and tell the ones you care about you love them. Life is too short to have regrets.
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My Interests

everything unnatural and history. Boobs that are the right size, not small not huge.. just right. C's to DD's are perfect. anything else is a waste. You gotta have pretty nipples. Nice tits with ugly nipples is gods way letting you know who is in charge.

I'd like to meet:

God and the devil. Constantine, St. Peter, St. Paul, The man or woman who invented paper clips.

Music:

anything but new country.

Movies:

Boondock saints, V for Vendeta, Forest Gump, Hamburger hill, The Program, Napolean Dynamite, Office Space Rambo, Mulan Rouge, True Romance, Star Wars, Fear and Lothing in Las Vegas........

Television:

Scrubs. Family Guy.

Books:

A Time to Kill. Catch 22. The Divinci Code.

Heroes:

God, Nick Nolty, Baby Spice.

My Blog

complacent

There is a lot to be said for Complacency. There are different kinds of of being complacent with your life. Dictionary says that it means to be pleased, self satisfied, not wanting, comfortable&..I se...
Posted by jose on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 05:14:00 PST

yawn

Oh fuckin boy. Where to begin...   I have never been this mentally exhausted before in my life.I am somewhat of a tank ass so I know what its like to be exhausted believe me(note: walking stair...
Posted by jose on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 03:21:00 PST

Live and Learn

There are a few things that I have learned in life, one of them is to write my fucking blogs down in Microsoft word before I try to post them. Cut and paste baby. There have been some truly awe inspir...
Posted by jose on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 03:27:00 PST

Fuck,... I was in a good mood today.

Ok kiddies I have my fur all ruffeled because some people (5) actually thought that it would be great to send me this thinking that I would forward it. Ummm.. no. This is very offencive and is goin to...
Posted by jose on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 09:05:00 PST

Free Pour!!!!!!!!!!!

         For those of you who who haven't heard, I am going to be a father. Leigh Ann and I are expecting our first in October and his name will be Manny Abbott...
Posted by jose on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 05:30:00 PST

Chapter 2

I am no one in particular, I am the silent majority. Quiet till the end and forever watching.  I see things that make me want to deficate and want to change them but I can't. I wil...
Posted by jose on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 03:18:00 PST

i want to set some shit on fire.

It dawned on me, I am having what most drunks refer to as a "moment of clarity". for those of you who know me hold the smart ass coments.  I am obsessed with the number 3.....  it seems as t...
Posted by jose on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 10:13:00 PST

Oh Folks.....

This is how the shit is... I am pretty sure I have life figured out and as soon as I can get some extra time I am going to write a book about it.  I will warn you now, sorry about ...
Posted by jose on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 05:40:00 PST