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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

When I was little, I used to think that either I was a genius and no one ever noticed, or that I was retarded and no one had the heart to tell me.

Now I'm pretty sure I'm a genius.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I already know everybody.

Music:

Real men sing showtunes.

Movies:

MOVIES:

Television:


Boy Meets World, The Honeymooners, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Spongebob, House, American Idol, old school Nickelodeon, Deal or No Deal, Everybody Loves Raymond, Seinfeld, The Odd Couple, The Twilight Zone, Mary Tyler Moore, etc.

Books:

I don't really enjoy reading besides Harry Potter and TV Guides, but the following books are some of my favorites: Holes, Tuesdays With Morrie, Catcher in the Rye, Tuck Everlasting, Cheaper By the Dozen, All My Sons, Romeo & Juliet.

Heroes:



My Blog

"Light meat...dark meat...all will be CARVED..."

Dear readers,How y'all doin'? Good? Remember these? Blogs? I used to write them and they used to be hysterical?Well here's another one.HAPPY THANKSGIVINGI know it was a few days ago, but bite me.Today...
Posted by ' on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 04:37:00 PST

I’m in a writing mood...

Any suggestions for a topic I could write about? Perhaps something I could submit to The Chief someday?Alright thanks,Kevin McCarthy
Posted by ' on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 06:46:00 PST

A Question

Hey folks, Does ANYBODY still use MySpace? Am I still writing for anyone? Should I find a new method of publishing my work? Because I've just stopped using MySpace, I've converted to Facebook...M...
Posted by ' on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 04:49:00 PST

Why you shouldnt swat a fly:

Dear readers, You know, whenever I swat a fly, I have this odd feeling that I just assassinated the Franz Ferdinand of the flies, and i just caused fly World War I. And once I kill...
Posted by ' on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 08:54:00 PST

No one really uses MySpace anymore,

    Which means I can write about whatever I want!   I DO NOT LIKE THE FILM HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL. Hehe, I said it! I truly do not like High School Musical, the crappy, stupid cliched Dis...
Posted by ' on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 07:34:00 PST

Kevin McCarthy and the Missing Flashlights

Dear readers, If you don't know anything about the Harry Potter series, then stop reading cause this won't make much sense. Yes, I too am a huge fan of Harry Potter. The book series. And if ...
Posted by ' on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 05:25:00 PST

The Ten Commandments, Extended Edition.

Dear readers, Here's an idea. A simple idea, one that's probably been done before, but I don't care. Most of us know the Ten Commandments, the laws that God gave to Moses to help him keep his huge mob...
Posted by ' on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 04:13:00 PST

The Meaning of Life...

Not really, it's just a MySpace survey. MOUTHOLOGYQ. What is your salad dressing of choice?A. You.Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?A. Puppies-R-UsQ. What is your favorite sit-down restaur...
Posted by ' on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 10:31:00 PST

Some 8th grader called me an "afro headed faggot".

  Dear readers,I had an interesting weekend. I learned an important life lesson from a bunch of asshole 8th graders. Allow me to explain.A little while ago, me and my friends, you know, the posse...
Posted by ' on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 07:14:00 PST

Sixteen Candles

Dear readers,It's been atleast a month since my last writing, and even that one was kind of a downer.So I'm gonna start trying to write these again. I tried writing one about my trek to the mall ...
Posted by ' on Thu, 24 May 2007 07:47:00 PST