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super maxi pad

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About Me



xxx... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...i make musics with - the curious hair, laundry room squelchers, godbaby, hard hard hard, plutonium pie, max dance, knobbie go-bot, ruby chambers - some recordings available thru nartworld.com... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... max art - toys: slut doll, squeakus fetus, and deady bear - it's art! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

My Interests

Arts, Noises, Bed

Music:

Curious Hair, The Laundry Room Squelchers, Plutonium Pie, Max Dance, Godbaby, Hard Hard Hard, Late Night Curly, Cock ESP, The Ex-Cretins, HaHaHelp, DIB, The Clancy Brothers, The Dork Brothers, Harry Pussy, Unicorn Hard On, Gerard, To Live and Shave in LA, XEX, The Butthole Surfers, U Can Unlearn Guitar, Double Trouble, Doris Day, Wolfboy and the Fantods, Whats Yr Damage, Captain of Industry, Lotus, Power Insane, 16 Bitch Pile Up, DEVO, Outre Violet, Doersam, Shuttle Lounge, Humbert, Vito, The Bikes, DJ Le Spam, Noveltype, The Holy Terrors, Ova, Drive Choir, Uke of Phillips, Nautical Almanac, Girls Named Lourdes, Right Arm Severed, Leslie Keffer, Temple of Bon Matin, Load, David Bowie, Guns N Roses, Aqueduct, MJB, Slim Harpo, Amanda Green, Dead Kennedys, Roger Miller, Vagitron, Kiss, Curd Duca, Billie Holiday, Reno and Smiley, Dean Martin, Elvis Hitler, The Andrews Sisters, Queen, Johnny Cash, Thelonious Monk, William Shatner

Movies:

Frankenstein, Return of the Living Dead, Beerfest

Television:

Crap

Books:

Porn

Heroes:

Corn

My Blog

evolution

Why dont roosters have hands?  Because chickens dont have tits. ...
Posted by super maxi pad on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 12:08:00 PST

interview with Rat Bastard

Max: "Hey Rat, do you believe in God?"Rat:  "I Believe in Goddammit."...
Posted by super maxi pad on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 02:18:00 PST

Dah ha haa

"Doctor, Doctor, please kiss me," said the patient."No, I'm sorry, that would be against the code of ethics," said the Doctor.Ten minutes later, "Oh, Doctor Doctor, please kiss me just once!""No,...
Posted by super maxi pad on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 06:43:00 PST

a touching father and son moment

Boy goes up to Father, "Hey Pop, can I have 20 bucks for a blowjob?"   His Father says, "Well, I don't know son, are you any good?" ...
Posted by super maxi pad on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 03:21:00 PST

exploring the jungle

   An explorer was leading an entourage through the Amazon Jungle when they heard the sound of drums - At the next village the Leader stopped a native and asked him to explain the meani...
Posted by super maxi pad on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 11:34:00 PST

out on the ranch....

Why did the loose cowgirl get fired?   because she couldn't keep her calves together.  
Posted by super maxi pad on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 07:05:00 PST

i know Lobsters

Why dont Lobsters like to share?   because they're shellfish.   ...
Posted by super maxi pad on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 03:21:00 PST

feelings and feelings

  what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped.    ...
Posted by super maxi pad on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 08:00:00 PST

what did the

what did the sign outside the whorehouse say?BEAT IT. WE'RE CLOSED.  ...
Posted by super maxi pad on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 11:46:00 PST

h33 h33

A guy walks into a psychiatrists office wearing nothing but saran wrap,The psychiatrist says, "I can clearly see you're nuts"  ...
Posted by super maxi pad on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 11:50:00 PST