'you're chewing gum?' "its a double bubble!" |
i was chewing yes a double bubble and i don't chew gum everrrrrrrrrrrrr because its not good for your jaw but this was special because it was a double bubble
and it double bubbled all over my face and... Posted by hahahaha on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 02:17:00 PST |
catherine zeta jones |
i have a wicked girl crush on her
the end Posted by hahahaha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Town Manager |
I told Mass. State Rep. Todd Smola that I wanted to be Salem's town manager when he asked people if they wanted to run in politics...
and he laughed at me
"That's new, most people want to be mayor"
... Posted by hahahaha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
sorry |
i thought that this needed a drunk post
A drunk post
drunk professor perky
professssssssssssssssssssaherrrrrrrr perky
don't forget ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
i went to star markeyt
i slept in the parking l... Posted by hahahaha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
primmmm proper repeat |
i am prim and proper
and i take a multivitamin
it makes your pee look really yellow
thats how you know its working Posted by hahahaha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
My life as a tax attorney |
I am going to be a tax attorney one day
My life is now dedicated to it
that and DNA
I love that stuff
I'll do your taxes
and educate you on your genes Posted by hahahaha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
no sex no drugs no wine no women no fun no sin no you no wonder its dark |
i think i'm turning japanese
i think i'm turning japanese
i really think so
how are you?
fine thank you
linoleum floor
linoleum flooooor
i'll walk on it
i'll walk all over youuu
want to disco... Posted by hahahaha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
i like to make people cry |
i like to watch surreal life
i like it when tammy faye cries
its kind of funny
but i do feel for her...
...after i laugh
trishelle made out with andy dick
well i guess i've done worse
i like re... Posted by hahahaha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
aaah push it push it good aaaah push it push it real good! |
random thoughts
-emo is a horrible word and shouldn't be used or thought of
- i ran out of thoughts
that never happens
and soap stains- use protection Posted by hahahaha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
muffins |
i like muffins... all kinds of muffins, i don't discriminate
and I am not ashamed!
I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE! Posted by hahahaha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |