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hahahaha

i'm going to stick an apple up/down your fallopian tube

About Me

bring back the synthesizer

My Interests

Africa, Libraries, Stevie

I'd like to meet:

i like puppies and babies

Music:

David Bowie, Kenny Rogers, SOnic Youth, Kelly Clarkson, Guided by Voice, Snoop Dogg, Danzig

Movies:

Con AIr, Rocky (X5), Dirty Dancing, Reality Bites

Television:

Family Ties, Absolutely Fabulous

Books:

Jeanette Winterson

My Blog

'you're chewing gum?' "its a double bubble!"

i was chewing yes a double bubble and i don't chew gum everrrrrrrrrrrrr because its not good for your jaw but this was special because it was a double bubble and it double bubbled all over my face and...
Posted by hahahaha on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 02:17:00 PST

catherine zeta jones

i have a wicked girl crush on her the end
Posted by hahahaha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Town Manager

I told Mass. State Rep. Todd Smola that I wanted to be Salem's town manager when he asked people if they wanted to run in politics... and he laughed at me "That's new, most people want to be mayor" ...
Posted by hahahaha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sorry

i thought that this needed a drunk post A drunk post drunk professor perky professssssssssssssssssssaherrrrrrrr perky don't forget ummmmmmmmmmmmmm i went to star markeyt i slept in the parking l...
Posted by hahahaha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

primmmm proper repeat

i am prim and proper and i take a multivitamin it makes your pee look really yellow thats how you know its working
Posted by hahahaha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My life as a tax attorney

I am going to be a tax attorney one day My life is now dedicated to it that and DNA I love that stuff I'll do your taxes and educate you on your genes
Posted by hahahaha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

no sex no drugs no wine no women no fun no sin no you no wonder its dark

i think i'm turning japanese i think i'm turning japanese i really think so how are you? fine thank you linoleum floor linoleum flooooor i'll walk on it i'll walk all over youuu want to disco...
Posted by hahahaha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i like to make people cry

i like to watch surreal life i like it when tammy faye cries its kind of funny but i do feel for her... ...after i laugh trishelle made out with andy dick well i guess i've done worse i like re...
Posted by hahahaha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

aaah push it push it good aaaah push it push it real good!

random thoughts -emo is a horrible word and shouldn't be used or thought of - i ran out of thoughts that never happens and soap stains- use protection
Posted by hahahaha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

muffins

i like muffins... all kinds of muffins, i don't discriminate and I am not ashamed! I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE!
Posted by hahahaha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST