**Jennifer** - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Wow, where do I start. Well, I am first and foremost a woman, so that lends itself of unexplainable behaviors like gushing over babies, having too many shoes, loyalty to stupid shows like Sex and the City and an even stronger loyalty to my friends and family. I currently live in Minnesota, but love to travel (only wish there was another way to go but fly). I am a makeup artist, trained in London at Delamar Academy and someday hope to win an Oscar...gotta set my sights somewhere! Second, I am a friend to some of the most wonderful people in the world (you all know who you are!) and that means that above all, I am a shoulder to cry on (only after I am done laughing at you for having just fallen on your ass in the middle of a busy intersection at rush-hour), a fountain of advice (yes, you do look fat in those pants, whoever told you you didn't needs to be shot...while wearing those pants...), and someone who can be trusted to keep things confidential (unless it's the Star calling, dahling, I must go...they've promised me millions for that botched bikini wax story I told you I would keep mum...sorry!). Third, I am a kooky, somewhat neurotic but never apologetic, self-described practicing non-bazillionare, who just wants to make a difference in this messed up world...goodness, I sound like a beauty contestant! Anyway, leave me a message at the beep...unless you thought the beep was an expletive directed towards you, in which case you are stupid and I don't know that I need to hear from you...ta ta! Read below for other pertinent info....Please check out my professional website: www.jmkmakeup.com It is finally up and running!
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My Interests

Photography, Acting, Makeup Artistry, Singing (at this point it's in the shower because I am afraid to sing in front of people...but I am working on it!) Any kind of Latin Dancing, Dancing in general...especially with friends! I love to be with friends, my relationships are number one for me! There is nothing better than sitting down with a friend and enriching each other's life. Cooking is another passion, I love mexican food...the spicier the better! I love to travel, explore the world, meet new people. I also love to do slightly cooky stuff, like go to Walmart at 3 am and see who else is there at that time.

I'd like to meet:

Well, I want to meet people who are genuine, none of this "hey lets be friends so we can have a gazillion friends on this website and make ourselves look cool!" Unless you are ACTUALLY interested in me (and not in a romantic way, I am taken for good!) then feel free to email...otherwise, there are a ton of other people to harrass on this site...go email them!

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Music:

Hmm, Marion Raven, Waver, Daniel Powter, Storyhill, Elton John, Alanis Morrisette, The Darkness, Cat Stevens, Bread, Three Dog Night, MJ, Eskobar, Kylie, Robbie W. , Simon & Garfunkle, Bloodhound Gang, Fleetwood Mac, Most 80's bands, The Coors,...I could go on forever...

Movies:

Closer, Crash, Spelling Bee, Napolean Dynamite (Pedro for President!), Muppet from Space, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang...

Television:

X-files, CSI (all three), ER, Law and Order: SVU, Animal Planet, National Geographic, History Channel (really!)...(and now some that are my guilty pleasures) Jackass, Newlyweds, Extreme Makeover

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Heroes:

God, my mama, Hasse, Sadie, my girls (you know who you are), Patrick...anyone else who has had a great impact on my life...

My Blog

You

Never before has a light shined so brightly...one minute you're making me laugh, the next cry, but always affecting my total being. The constant for me is you and you will forever be the one tha...
Posted by **Jennifer** on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 07:49:00 PST

New calling in life!!

Well, I have found a great new calling...personal shopper! I had a mission yesterday to find my mom a new coat for winter. So I did some personal shopping for her. We found not only ...
Posted by **Jennifer** on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 06:25:00 PST

Sleep Stupidity

There is a phenomenon in the morning called Sleep Stupid. It's the time between actually getting up and being fully awake. I suffer from an extended Sleep Stupid in the morning, no matter ...
Posted by **Jennifer** on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 06:08:00 PST

Lean Cuisines...

Well, I used to be a fan of the type of microwave meal that was portion controlled so I didn't have to think about how much I was eating...until now... Last week, while grocery shopping, I pondered th...
Posted by **Jennifer** on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 05:11:00 PST

Hate my job...

OK, so I absolutely hate my job and have determined that it would be much better on my sanity to quit and be a nomad. There is a bus for sale just down the street from me and despite it's t...
Posted by **Jennifer** on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:16:00 PST

What's in a name?

Ok, so my mom posts artsy-fartsy photo blogs with deep and sensitive titles. This one, artfully named The Light Within, while very, shall we say, to the point, I wanted her to go the more ...
Posted by **Jennifer** on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:57:00 PST

Sleep

I'm supposed to be in bed right now, but for some reason I can't tear myself away from the tv...I love Law & Order: CI and tonight there is a marathon on. I've always loved crime shows: CSI,...
Posted by **Jennifer** on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 09:58:00 PST

No Plastic Surgery for me....ever!!

Ok, I did some photoshop to my face while bored tonight...and the result was hideous...seriously, I must never do this to my face...I look...creepy!!! ...
Posted by **Jennifer** on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 08:36:00 PST

NATIONAL COLUMNISTS DAY!!???

OK, what the heck is this...I go to a bulletin, posted by my friend Linz, that says if you go to this website http://library.thinkquest.org/2886/INDEX.HTM you can find out what weird (and totally not ...
Posted by **Jennifer** on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 07:49:00 PST

Friggin' Cold!

OK, so I must have totally missed Fall because it's now winter, and I'm friggin' cold! I was all ready to casually shift to warm clothing, getting excited about leaving the house with a warm swe...
Posted by **Jennifer** on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 02:14:00 PST