found this cartoon layout at HOT FreeLayouts.comI would like to Welcome you all To my profile. Believe your eyes they are Not playing tricks on you. your one Lucky click of the mouse has led you to the Page of the Official "Coolest guy on myspace" Now arent you glad that you gave up on that Paris hilton xxx Download and logged on? or all you ladies out there who wont admit there were no perfect matches on E-harmony today? yeah time has been well invested here. Now I know Some of you are the Cynical type "Coolest Guy on myspace?" while you chuckle under your breath Laugh no more my friends. this is no joke and you are not on a hidden camera show . Now let me Just tell you a little about myself. For Starters My Name is Matthew Sassano III. I live in the most Boring town on the entire map called CANISTEO NY. Ring any bells? nah Didnt think so the only bells ringing around here are cow bells on local farms.(newer maps should have It labeled "most boring town " to tell you the fact and back up my truth) now,I know what your thinking " thats gotta Suck" In a sense it does but I like to remin optomistic and say that boring towns need a balance and Iam that Balance. Im always pushing the limits to make people laugh. So I know what your thinking(and even If I dont Im going to claim to so I can get your attention for my next point) where am I most likely to find this guy? Well I used to attend Alfred State collage. Quit for a semester and Figured out that the only good outcome of no collage is a pretty snazzy myspace profile...So I will be returning In the fall to take classes. All the rest you want to know is in my "interests"Catch me on AIM sometime...Im hardly ever on but if you wanna try your luckSn: CoolestGuyOnMS
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: matt
Birthday: may 13, 1986
Birthplace: rochester
Current Location: Canisteo
Eye Color: baby blue.. yea thats right ladys
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'9ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: rigggghhhtttt
Your Heritage: italian , jewish , german
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans they rock
Your Weakness: Im a sucker for blondes
Your Fears: Airplanes, the dark
Your Perfect Pizza: Peperoni, Im not too picky
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: well passing this semester of college without going crazy
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LoL or jk
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn that alarm I was about to get some
Your Best Physical Feature: Girls say they like my lips.. Dont ask me why
Your Bedtime: whenever.. I hardly ever sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Washington DC with everyone, when I was younger, School
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi is deff. the shit
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burgerking
Single or Group Dates: I dont mind going out with 2 hot chicks at the same time as long as they are both cool with it
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: eww
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: Try not to
Do you Sing: yeah
Do you Shower Daily: showers are overated...lol just kidding Yeah
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Iam in collage
Do you want to get Married: probably
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: well I dont like to brag but... you know
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: the suck sometimes but for the most part yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: I hate them!
Do you play an Instrument: Learning the guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Everytime I drink I always get sick or busted so.. I figure scew that
In the past month have you Smoked: nah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I think so
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I had oreo cereral today for breakfast.. does that count?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nasty
In the past month have you been on Stage: well I sometimes play guitar for youth group
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nah
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Skinny dipping in october... yeah all the time
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: noo
Ever been Drunk: yeah who hasnt?
Ever been called a Tease: yeah heard that one
Ever been Beaten up: yeah
Ever Shoplifted: this computer Im making myspace from was stolen.. shhhh
How do you want to Die: slow and painful
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I weant to be a rockstar but if that dosnt work out I wanna work at red lobster
What country would you most like to Visit: Iraq
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde or brown unless im in a kinky mood then red
Short or Long Hair: In between
Height: Tall girls intimidate me so alittle shorter than me
Weight: I like them heffers lol jk
Best Clothing Style: preppy punk
Number of Drugs I have taken: prolly all of them ecept H but Not anymore
Number of CDs I own: Alot!!!
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: quite a few
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I dont regret much all my stupidness makes for fun stories
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