mike kelly.
so i met this wicked hot and awesome and funny girl the other night at POP. we drank and danced and laughed and i thought that, even though i don't pley for the other team, this girl could possibly be the one. then i realized that i was actually just looking at myself on the mirrored wall.
all of my friends bands, just kidding, i only go to shows to get free drinks and not piss off my friends by not going to their stupid shows. as of late, lame music. aphex twin, ween, the briefs, radiohead, bowie, the clash, dillinger, god speed you black emperor, ac/dc, the police, black sabbath, the cure, the locust, dj shadow, talkingg heads, devo, guns n roses, the bomboras, converge, johnny cash, turbonegro, lightning bolt, the cars, b52's, turbonegro, weezer, buzzcocks, deerhoof, beach boys,motley crue, blondie, iron maiden, slayer, dick dale, man or astroman, cradle of filth, pixies, euro boys, isis, nile, motorhead, tenacious d, gorillaz, guitar wolf, morbid angel. you know, stuff.
hory clap, i love movies.
i like watching you watch tv.
i like comics. they have pictures. Akira, battle angel alita, sin city, watchmen, battle royale, blade of the immortal, smartest kid on earth, lone wolf and cub, uzumaki, ronin, bone, 30 days of night, domu, anything with superheroes, supervillians, gore, and kittens.
the other day at the bar i was pretending to be king kong so i stood up and was king kong and the guy sitting next to me looked over and said, "Beautiful body." so i guess that guy is my hero. or maybe that makes ME my hero. yeah, i think that's it.