You're Born, You Take Shit
You Get Out In The World, You Take More Shit.
You Climb A Little Higher, You Take Less Shit.
Until One Day You're In The Rarefied Atmosphere, That You've Forgotten What Shit Even Looks Like.
Welcome To The Layer Cake!
::Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pushing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life::
So, rather than using one of those crappy surveys with loads of links everywhere, I thought I would come up with my own:
Some favourite sayings/quotes:
:: Disco Freaks, on Disco Treats::
::I Spent a lot of Money on Booze, Birds and Fast Cars, The Rest I Just Squandered::
::It's Better to Let Off Some Steam, Than Blowing a Fuse, If You Know What I Mean::
::At The End Of Every Week, Each One Of Us Becomes A Freak::
::Love Is Just A Lyric in a Childrens Rhyme::
::I'm Not Tarzan, I'm Just Willing And Able::
::I've gotta Whole Lot Of What You've Never Had::
::This Is A Pants Around Your Ankles Kind Of Party::
::Its Better to Be Someone For A Day Than No-One for A Lifetime::
::Cardboard Cutout C*nt::
::Victory Belongs To Those Who Believe In It Most::
::There are Plenty Of Fish In The Sea, So Put Out Your Tackle and See What Bites::
::My Old Man Sent Me A Letter From Prision Once, It Said Stay Away From Crime, Women & Drugs. Trouble is, Theres Not A Lot Else To Do Is There::
::Nothing is Too Beautiful or Too Expensive::
::Whatever You Can Do, Or Dream You Can, Begin It::
::You Can Chnage and Adapt, You Can Make Sure You Never Feel This Way Again::
::Its Hard to Be Humble When You're as Intelligent as Me::
Things I love:
Reality TV shows - Big Brother, Paradise Hotel, Hogan Knows Best, Surreal Life Fame Games.
Yachts/Boats
Southern Comfort
Music – Anything and Everything
Favourite Famous Males:
Daniel Craig - Now That Guy Has Style!
Chris Moyles
Jeremy Clarkson – Everything that guy says is quality!
Gordon Ramsay
Will Smith
Favourite Famous Females:
Victoria Beckham
Kate Beckinsale
Elizabeth Hurley
Eva Mendes
Vanessa Upton
Nadine Coyle
Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Me:
I currently own more pairs of sunglasses than shoes
I really want to learn Spanish
I owned my own business at 20
I had fairly major stomach surgery in 2003
Things I Hate:
Illegal Immigrants
People Hanging Up
Teasing – Just frustrates rather than excites me
People thinking they know what will happen, rather than actually finding out
Favourite Car: Ferrari 575 Maranello in Silver
Favourite Yacht: Baglietto 41m
Favourite Song: Don’t Stop Me Now – Queen
Favourite Place In The World: Southbeach, Miami.
Favourite Food: Curry! But seeing as I cant get them in Galveston, its Chilli & Rice right now.
Proudest Moments: Being asked to be my brothers best man. Being a bearer for my 100 year old Great, Great Auntie.
Most Important Person To Me: My Little Sister
Biggest Regrets in Life: Not Moving to America Sooner. Not going to University.
My YouTube Videos:
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I live in Miami FL, i'm currently in Galveston, TX but i'm from England. I moved to the States in June '06. Its all quite confusing!
I work with yachts, so i get around quite a bit, and happened to find myself in Texas. Its all good tho.
Oh & despite what the song says, and many people are now claiming that they 'bringin sexy back' as far as I'm concerned, it never went anywhere to be brought back!
Very proud of my English history, and the fact that i was brought up as a gentleman with manners and how to treat others. Lets Face it, its not that hard!
My Motto for life; If you don't ask, then you don't get!
If you dropped by then you might as well say hello.
Cheers
matt.does
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