Who would I like to meet? No one, really. I'm not trying to sound anti-social, though I'm sure I'm doing a good job of it. But let's say I DID meet someone famous, or powerful, or influential to the ebb and flow of humanity. What the deuce would we talk about? If they're famous, don't you think they'd be running into strangers all day who think they know this famous person, just because they've seen their movies, or bought their cd's, or read their books? I'd more than likely get the same response as these people would: said famous person would smile, look around for a camera and wait for the fan photo, then grab their black Sharpie and motion to sign whatever picture or magazine I placed under their noses. After that, it's sayonara, they're gone to do whatever famous people do, and I'm left wishing I could've said something more than, "I'm a big fan of your work" or, "Thanks for making such awsome whatever" or, "Don't worry about the hair, just sign my tit so I can get it tattooed". If they're powerful, I don't even think I'd be able to get close enough to meet them, and again, what would we talk about? Money? Owning large buildings in heavily populated areas? Funding land wars in distant countries? No, thank you. And really, If someone can influence the ebb and flow of HUMANITY, chances are none of us are ever going to meet them, at least, not until we die and move on to the 'other side'.Well, okay. I'd like to meet Dr. Phil.
Jeff Bonilla, Sapo Sueno, White/Rob Zombie, Alice Cooper, KISS, Cat Stevens, Jethro Tull, The Darkness, Pantera (R.I.P., Dime), Paul Simon, U2, not an Airplane, Peter Gabriel, The Misfits, The Ramones, Danzig, Tom Waits, Stevie Wonder, Powerman 5000, Type O Negative, Johnny Cash, The White Stripes,Har Mar Superstar, Down, S.O.D., Lionel Richie, Black Sabbath, Talking Heads, Elton John, Scum of the Earth, Queen, Eurythmics/Annie Lennox, Slayer, I.C.P., Rick James, Devo, Trainwreck, Dethklok, Fleetwood Mac, Aaron Durr, Ozzy, Neil Diamond, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Black Label Society, The Monkees, Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show, Tenacious D, Spinal Tap, Meat Loaf, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Neil Young, Megadeth, Anthrax, David Bowie, Dio, Genesis, Phil Collins, Seals & Crofts, Michael McDonald, Judas Priest, Damageplan, Motorhead, Thin Lizzy, Run-DMC, The Murderdolls, Dope, Wednesday 13, AC/DC, Terry Reid, The Clash, Iron Maiden, Oasis and more!
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Who has time? Not me. Who has cable? Not me. Who can remember what happens when you make Bill Bixby angry? Me. And you wouldn't like him when he's angry.
...are for nerds. And Trix are for kids. And I like both.
Michael Savage, Alice Cooper, Dave Barry, Mick Foley, Rob Zombie, Dr. Phil, Frank Castle, Jack Armstrong, Joe Getty, Bill Cosby, Dr. Laura, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Hank Hill, Garth Ennis, and anyone who has the nards to just say 'no' to drugs.