The freckles on my back form a connect the dots of the Mona Lisa. I can sing the alphabet backwards in 12 octaves. I rewrote War and Peace in latin when I was bored one day. I can draw The Last Supper on an etch-o-sketch with my toes. If challenged, I will eat a sloppy hotdog, apply mascara, and complete a Rubik's Cube all at the same time. Oprah Winfrey calls me for a pep talk before each show. I discovered King Tut's tomb. I once delivered a litter of rare snow tigers while on a routine visit to the zoo. I twice saved the lives of inncoent bystanders by taking bullets in gang war crossfire. I thrice passed a lie detector test while reading this paragraph...on national television. Moment of Truth style. One brillion dollas.
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