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Carlos, perhaps the biggest dork ever...

Born Free

About Me



Twenty year old binge gamer and stoner from miami. I enjoy campy television / movies / humor, progressive rock / heavy metal, .. games, intelligent women, and teh chronic. I am currently attending MDC for my degree in Political Science.

Coheed and Cambria is the greatest band in the world. Period.
Ty for showing them to me Danny, R.I.P.

"I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's ok to say, 'I have diarrhea,' is when you're playing Scrabble....... because it's worth a shitload of points".
- Zach Galifianakis

My Interests

ya know, interesting things.

Music, MMORPGs, the chronic, comedy, television, movies, dota, videogames, road trips, concerts, fast food, nba (HEAT!!!), being reclusive, sleep, pwnage, webcomics, info websites (wikipedia, imdb, urban dictionary, etc.), anime, manga

I'd like to meet:

Claudio Sanchez, Scarlett Johansson, Stephen Colbert, Zach Galifianakis, Trey Parker, Patton Oswalt, Diora Baird

Music:

Really into good progressive / indie / alt rock, metal, and some hiphop too.

Coheed and Cambria is the greatest motherfucking band in the world. Period.

A Perfect Circle, Audioslave, Beck, The Blood Brothers, Coheed and Cambria, Chevelle, Coldplay, Dave Matthews Band, David Bowie, Dethklok, Death Cab for Cutie, Deftones, Dredg, Foo Fighters, Guns N' Roses, Incubus, Iron Maiden, Jay-Z, John Mayer, Kanye West, The Killers, Led Zepplin, The Mars Volta, MC Chris, Modest Mouse, Mos Def, Muse, Oasis, Pink Floyd, Porcupine Tree, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Smashing Pumpkins, Soundgarden, Staind, Stone Temple Pilots, Strata, Tenacious D, The Academy Is, The Prize Fighter Inferno, The Strokes, Taking Back Sunday, Thursday, Tool, Velvet Revolver, The Who

Movies:

Dazed and Confused, Pulp Fiction, Back to the Future Trilogy, STAR WARS, Harry Potter, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Clerks, Mallrats, Fight Club, Se7en, The Shawshank Redemption, Shaun of the Dead, American History X, Cowboy Bebop: The Movie, Kill Bill, Camp Nowhere, Batman Begins, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Spiderman 1 & 2, Animal House, Lost in Translation, Pecker, Ghost Busters, Friday the 13th series, Halloween series, Enter the Dragon, Spinal Tap, Garden State, Wedding Crashers, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, The Comedians of Comedy, Detroit Rock City, Trainspotting, Signs, Constantine, Hero, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, V for Vendetta, Unbreakable, The Sixth Sense, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Crow, Dave Chappelle's Block Party, Lucky Number Slevin, Zatoichi: The Blind Swordsman, Ong-bak: The Thai Warrior, The Door in the Floor

Television:

Adult Swim, Family Guy, American Dad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab, The Simpsons, Harvey Birdman, Stroker and Hoop, Futurama, South Park, Chappelle's Show, Law & Order: SVU, Law & Order: CI, The 4400, Naruto, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, The Venture Brothers, Attack of the Show, X-Play, Foster's Home for Imaginary Freinds, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Gundam: SEED, Scryed, Paranoia Agent, SWAT Kats, Rome, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Late Night w/ Conan O'brian, Big Love, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Robot Chicken, Pure Pwnage, The Boondocks, Psych, One Piece, Scrubs, Dexter, House, The Office

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Dune, Lord of the Rings, Neuromancer, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Andromeda Strain.

I need to read more.

Heroes:

Claudio Sanchez (God), Master Shake, Stephen Colbert, Huey Freeman, Trey Parker, Bender B. Rodriguez, Monkey D. Luffy
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