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chris

You're just a body in my bed!

About Me

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I am a very amiable person that can get along with anyone. I am very friendly, but I find it hard to meet people. I hold on to friends even if they are completely bad for me. I fall in love way to easy, I get hurt way to easy as well. I trust people to a fault. I tend to get used. I only have girls for friends, I am very moody. I sing in my car, but not when anyone is riding with me. If I don't make you laugh, I'm not doing my job. I can't stand being alone, but I don't like to go out and do things. I am jealous of all my friends. I find that I pick people who are my exact opposites to be my friends. I love sunsets and sunrises. I am a night-owl, but I work in the day. I am the human embodiment of a contradiction. I love the smell of rain and Cucumber-melon. I like to cry, because sometimes its hard to tell if I still feel anymore. I love to hold peoples hands and lay with them on the couch. I haven't kissed anyone in a while, and that worries me. I am afraid of growing old alone.Who Am I? really. To certain people I am the caring best friend, to others Im the crazy guy who makes weird noises and rubs on my belly. To others I am the genius who got a raw deal. To a few I am the most evil piece of shit in the world, and to quote from one of those. "so in conclusion to all this....Go fuck yourself."I am drawn into finding out who I truly am. I feel the best answer I can give, is: I am who you think I am. Am I real on Myspace. I would like to say I am the most honest with others and myself here, but is honesty who I am. For those of you who known me the longest, my closest friends and Family, I am the funny little(by little i mean young) kid, who can kick anyones ass at jeopardy or trivial persuit.Depending on how you knew me in high school, I am either the football player, the nerd, the guy that ruined classes for entire semesters, or the one who aced all the tests.If you know me from my starbucks days you know I am the card playing geek who drinks way too much coffee.If you know me from my security days, you will either know me as the pride of the security force, and the youngest supervisor ever, or as the drunk idiot, who would leave his post and get shitfaced in CV, then drive back to work.If you know me from the bar, you will either know me as captain save a hoe, or the coolest guy ever.So I put a question mark after Who I am. because I cant tell you what I am, Just What I am to you

My Interests

Movies, Musicals, Civil War, Evading Law Enforcement, Drinking, Celebrity Porn, camping, driving at night Unrequited love is a bitch, ain't it? It looks like you are up against the rock and the hard place. If you tell her, you could lose her; if you don't tell her, you could lose her. And doesn't it feel good holding that secret torch for her?
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Music:

John Denver, Dean Martin, Disco, Techno, 80's Pop, Most Duets with a guy and a girl, I like the Spice Girls and the Macarena, Pat Benatar, and Old Madonna music, George Strait, Elton John, Blue Oyster Cult, Phantom of the Opera, Grease Sound track, Don Quixote Soundtrack, The Misfits (thanks to Airi) John michael Montgomery, Christmas music, except for Santa Baby. Sad Love songs, 80's country songs, Flight of the conchords, Shout Out Louds,.. width="425" height="350" ....

Movies:

calishorty510I lke terrible movies, the worse a plot is the better I like it. If it has bad plot and terrible production. I'm in heaven. Such Trash as They Live, All Night of the living dead zombie movies, Army of darkness, Attack of the killer tomatoes, Amazon women on the moon, Kentucky fried movie,. Any Andy Sidaris Movies, I like Star Wars, Moulan Rouge, Grease, Indiana jones, Forrest Gump, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir dogs, Kill Bill. I like old love stories, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Sleepless in Seattle, Romeo and Juliet, Any movie with Phoebe Cates, Gremlins, Paradise, Fast times at Ridgemont high, Drop Dead Fred. Napoleon Dynamite Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. i heart Huckabees, Amelie Fight Club, Beautiful Girls, Mystery Men, John Water films, Woody Allen films, Troma Movies, Ed Wood, Big Lebowski

Television:

WWE, Old Civil war biographies, Home improvement shows, Friends, Star trek TNG, Curb your enthusiasm

Books:

ones with pictures, Monkey wrench gang,

Heroes:

Don Quixote, Bob Geldoff, Ron Burgandy Harry Carey

My Blog

rap songs white people love

The Top 10 Rap Songs White People Love 10. Positive K - I Got A Man White People's most beloved rap duet. White Girls in particular love this song because it gives them a chance to playf...
Posted by chris on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 01:36:00 PST

I am in love with this web page

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/   62 Knowing what's best for poor people White people spend a lot of time of worrying about poor people. It takes up a pretty significant portio...
Posted by chris on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 01:29:00 PST

its the end of the world as we know it

According to the Buddhist holy scripture, the Tipitaka, we'll know the end of the world is coming when morality disappears and people start following the "10 Amoral Concepts." Those concepts? Theft, v...
Posted by chris on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:02:00 PST

bye Dani

Dani The hardest thing about friendship is parting and since I didn't get a real good bye this is as good as its going to get. I wish you well, I hope you find good friends where you will be, Friends...
Posted by chris on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:35:00 PST

ha

If you're not tired of the Chuck Norris thingy, go to Google and type in "find Chuck Norris," then click the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button. google...
Posted by chris on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:40:00 PST

see i told you part 2

Forbes has published their first list of America's Most Miserable Cities. This survey is based on each city's crime rate, inflation, unemployment, commute times, toxic waste, weather, and taxes. The t...
Posted by chris on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:41:00 PST

story of my life part 4


Posted by chris on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 03:04:00 PST

3

1. Who are you? Christopher Animal Monster2. Are we friends? You wish we were 3. When and how did we meet? 2 years ago at the VI  4. How have I affected you? You showed me that I am not as p...
Posted by chris on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:27:00 PST

4

1. Who are you? CHRISTOPHER ALLAN GEYER 2. Are we friends? BETTER NOW THAT I GREW UP SOME. 3. When and how did we meet? STARBUCKS, ALMOST NINE YEARS AGO 4. How have I affected...
Posted by chris on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 12:56:00 PST

see i told you!

There are 3 great things in this world.The first thing is for you to love someone.The second thing is for someone to love you back andthe third greatest thing is for the firstand second thing to happe...
Posted by chris on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:00:00 PST