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kevin

Drink hard so you don't have to think hard

About Me

I m a sensitive man that is slightly overweight, maybe by 60 pounds or so. I enjoy classical music and Teen Movies. Sometimes chick flicks are okey too. My goal in life is to make billions of dollar so I can help people around the world with it. I like to help the Red Cross of America on my days off to help save other, and I make extra money by selling my sperms to help make another.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

I like to meet nice sweet innocent girls that is at least 18 years old because I don't have too many years left in my life to go to jail for statutory rape.

Music:

Backstree Boys, N' Sync, and all the other boy bands. Even Asia 5 too.

Movies:

The Family Man, A Walk to Remember, Serendipity, Ten Things I hate About You, and other chick flicks and teen movies of dat sort. Pornos are A OK with me.

Television:

Without a doubt Vivid channel and Playboy TV. Favorite show is Playboy uncensor. I give it 3 legs up.

Books:

Never completed a Book

Heroes:

The Energiner Bunny because no matter what happen it keeps going and going. It takes a frekin lickin and keeps on tickin like a stinkin chickin.