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Svenn Panda

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About Me


You may know me by several different names. The more common include: Svenn, Panda, Esteban, Etienne, Napoleon, Ike (of Mike & Ike), and Miller. My full title is: Sir Hon. Dr. Svenn "the Donald" Panda, Esq. III, Pres. of Interpol, "Clandestine Thug Extraordinare" I have several goals in life. They are listed in preferential order. 1) Ruler of the world. I won't be fair and will get voted off. 2) Diplomat, I'll start a war and get kicked out. 3) Language Teacher, I'll hit some kid and get kicked out. 4) Language police- I get to hit people who make mistakes in languages, I don't think the real police will go for that. 5) Level 7 Actuary.

My Interests

The migration patterns of the great whooping crane, the effects of different chemicals on different plastics, and late 18th to mid 19th Romanian and Slovenian literature (except for 1759, I guess they were going through a dry spell as far as creativity goes). Besides that, theatre tech (lights and sound -not- building sets), skiing, languages, and the European Union. HOWEVER, that does not mean that I am against the English language. The English language is the best language ever because it is spoken in some of the best countries in the world ie. USA and UK.

I'd like to meet:

It would be swell if I could meet Michael Bacon. (It's an inside joke, don't even try to figure out who he is.) If anyone would be kind enough to get me a copy of his soundtrack, I would really appreciate it.

Game provided by: Myspace Games

Music:

I tend to favour Spanish, French, and Italian music.

Movies:

All comedies.

Television:

There is an excellent cooking show on New Jersey Public Television "ScandCook" where a Swedish lady (Tina Nordstron) sets up a mobile kitchen wherever she feels like it, and I mean anywhere- on ski slopes, in fields, on a ship. When she is done cooking, her friends appear out of nowhere with champagne, and they eat the food. Highlight-copy-paste: http://www.scandcook.com/

Books:

I hate reading. I hate all books. Doesn't matter what theme/genre, language, style, whatever. I hate them all. I tend not to actually read books, rather flip through them, get the gist of it, you know, don't get bogged down in the details. (Tino taught me that)

Heroes:

Napoleon used to be my favourite historical figure, and almost a hero because I would eventually like to be ruler of the world (jk, or am I?), but I recently discovered that he had a certain questionably contracted disease, so I'm going through a transitional phase as far as heroes go. If anyone has any exceptional people in mind, call my attention to them.

My Blog

My personality test

I'm pretty sure almost none of you speak French, but here is what a "personality quiz" I had to take in French said about me. I translated it into English afterwards:Quand vous désirez quelque chose,...
Posted by Svenn Panda on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:10:00 PST

How to keep from going insane...

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise your Voice.3. Every Time So...
Posted by Svenn Panda on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:39:00 PST

Panda Ponderings... Just how evil am I?

You Are 86% EvilYou're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you!How Evil Are You?...
Posted by Svenn Panda on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 03:14:00 PST

Panda Ponderings... Homicidal Rampage

What would happen if Svenn went on a homicidal rampage? Statistical theories and facts were combined to reach the following conclusions.Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burnYour name:Weapon of Cho...
Posted by Svenn Panda on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 01:38:00 PST

Panda Ponderings... Global Warming

I, Svenn Panda, happen to disagree with the whole fight against global warming. I see no big deal. There are many reasons why we should not fight global warming- an uphill battle. It is a cycle. If i...
Posted by Svenn Panda on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 07:52:00 PST

Panda Ponderings... John H. Hessel (Hessel Hall)

I would like to take this opportunity to fully explain the tragic death that befell John H. Hessel. John H. Hessel was quite the scholar, and a fine upstanding member of (what was) Lawrence Country D...
Posted by Svenn Panda on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 06:42:00 PST