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I serenade people mostly women with my sensual saxophone playing.And I have the ability to rock a savage bass line at a moments notice. I am fond of interior decoration and laying tile for people in my spare time. My ablity to write a romantic novel makes even the men cry. More often than not I am in the paper for my heroic doings in the neighborhood because myhtical creatures are my speciality. My awsome good looks can catch the eye of many women. The only thing better than my looks is well... nothing...execpt...well perhaps...what...no nothing. My charm can catch even the coldest of women. Along with my charm my honesty and compassion can melt the coldest heart, can soften the hardest tone,and can weaken the strongest eye. My comidic said is well something I am proud of because well...everyone else is. My sense of humor is so amazing I can make brick laugh. And when that happened the whole town knew as about as fast as I can think of something fun...Which is fast.And that was rather difficult if I may say so myself. My exotic red hair can sway even men to be attracted to me. I can think like a genius, just ask anyone whose knows me they well agaree. It is said you can't teach an old dog new tricks. And that may be true but I am not an old dog. It is also said that women love a man in uniform...well thats not me...but women love me anyways...I wonder how much I would be loved if I wore a uniform...not too much more I am sure of that.I can control the tides with a wave of my arm...hahaha wave get it ahaha. My ability to read minds has made the governemt weary. I can teach you to feel and think like a true master of teh universe just follow my teachings and the world will changeOh my sn is iamtheredfury