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shwoozan

I'm not an ahead-er-ater!

About Me



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Dan Webb is the coolest guy ever. All hail Dan. I collect business cards, I was bit by a shark (despite what my Stats class thinks), I am half Canadian, I milked a cow and then it kicked me, and I was hit by a car while crossing the street, I have TMJ but I chew gum religiously, my neighbor deliberately stole my cats, I can't feel the left half of my chin or my left Achilles tendon, I used to play the violin and flute and recorder and xylophone, I invented Elephant Kisses, procrastination has become a way of life for me and i have accepted it.

My Interests

Dancing to Aussie music with Electric ice cubes, sitting at Greyfriar's drinking Chai tea and various types of coffee, digging holes and frolicking on beaches, attempting to do art, trying getting lost while driving, crawling through mazes of chairs, whispering, and other such things ****************************************** i smell like bonfire, oh well that's a good thing right?- i love bonfires- i love fall- i love the corn maze- i love carving pumpkins- i love trick or treating- i love wearing scarves- i love wearing jackets- i love caramel apples minus the razors- i love clean socks- i love catching fire flies- i love barbeque sauce- i love solving the rubik's cube- i love coffee- i love ballroom dancing- i love guys with accents- i love my beta fish, turq- i love looking at the stars- i love twirling my hair- i love fish and chips- i love being funny- i love spinning- i love sleeping- i love purses- i love soft toilet paper- i love my pf fliers- i love squishy pillows- i love making funny faces- i love having intellectually stimulating conversations- i love good hugs- i love singing in my car- i love seeing my breath in the winter- i love off roading in my 4runner- i love making a million different noises with my mouth one after another- i love a good back scratch/massage- i love having pretend conversations with people- i love it when people remember my name- i love making good grades- i love opening acorns- i love picking leaves of trees and bushes when i walk by them- i love swimming- i love getting lost purposely while i drive- i love dangly earrings- i love taking photographs- i love lippy (lip gloss)- i love talking- i love procrastinating- i love chai tea- i love spooning- i love that drop in your stomach from roller coasters- i love playing darts- i love to travel- i love to row- i love being random- i love hiking- i love kissing- i love laughing till my sides ache- i love sleeping in late- i love jumping on mushrooms- i love feather comforters- i love clean clothes- i love cheesecake- i love my friends- i love being barefoot- i love to scare people- i love doing art- i love walking on the beach- i love surprises- i love slang words- i love jump little children- i love macaroni and cheese- i love gum- i love teasing people- i love taking showers- i love meeting new people- i love to love things! *******************************************now for my disintrests::::::::i hate speedos-i hate fluorescent lights- i hate pruney finger- i hate soggy cereal- i hate going to the bathroom in a wet bathing suit- i hate the smell of fire flies- i hate the way pennies taste- i hate angora sweaters simply because the fur choaks me- i hate putting away my clothes- i hate washing the dishes- i hate being sticky- i hate shoes that are too big- i hate homework- the smell of dandy lions- i hate stupid people- i hate getting hit by a car while crossing the street- i hate cleaning my fish bowl- i hate clogged drains- i hate splinters- i hate junk mail and junk emails- i hate frizzy hair- i hate dirty glasses- i hate getting speeding tickets- i hate mosquito bites- i hate buying gas- i hate when your pants shrink in the dryer- i hate losing at jenga- i hate getting in car wrecks- i hate misspelling words- i hate having stuff in my teeth- i hate shivering- i hate throwing up- i hate it when a cd skips- i hate it when my computer freezes- i hate it when you didn't study for a test- i hate it when you lose anything- i hate people who lie- i hate cigarette smoke- i hate having stuff under my fingernails- i hate it when people talk with a bubble in their throat-i hate it when people hit me- i hate the smell of burnt coffee beans- i hate it when my film is inadequately developed and or printed- i hate it when my knees hurt so much i cant walk up the stairs like right now- i hate when parents yell at their children in inappropriate places- i hate waiting for the elevator- i hate choking- i hate having something stuck in my shoe- i hate knubby things on old clothes- i hate it when boys are obsessed with video games- i hate having a stiff neck- i hate it when girls are too demanding of their boyfriends- i hate it when people fight- i hate it when people pretend the park is the beach and they walk around in their bathing suits- i hate it when i jam a finger- i hate it when my teeth feel like sweaters from not brushing them- i hate bread and butter pickles- i hate it when gum gets squishy and starts to disintegrate- i hate annoying or overbearing people- i hate getting soap in my eyes- i hate tripping- i hate internet lingo/abbreviations- i hate being uncomfortable- i hate hang nails- i hate side hugs- i hate having no money- i hate flipping a boat- i hate hitting my knees on things- i hate staining my clothes- i hate not remembering my dreams- i hate dirty clothes- i hate walking at night by myself in open spaces- i hate cold spots in the water in the ocean- i hate nightmares- i hate it when my feet fall asleep- i hate wrinkly clothes- i hate getting sand in my bathing suit- i hate wire coat hangers-and i hate repeating myself

I'd like to meet:

Check out my awesome photo albums!awesome photos of amazing people! -----moore photos -----noogers -----fotos -----enchanted garden -----photos...duh... -----fo to -----egl gift shoppe -----egl times 2 -----why not more photos? -----Skate Night -----carlton's silly bithday -----ryan's birthday -----ingram's party pt2 -----

Music:

Jump Little Children, Ben Folds Five, Death Cab for Cutie, Radiohead, Postal Service, Mum, Elliot Smith, Pedro the Lion, Lemon Jelly, The Beatles, Damien Rice, Aqualung, Moby, G. Love and Special Sauce, Weezer (“Suzanne”), Beck, Smashing Pumpkins, Blackalicious, White Stripes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Flaming Lips, The Shins, Depeche Mode, Sophie Ellis Bextor, Franz Ferdinand, Michael Jackson, The Strokes, Dido, Modest Mouse, White Stipes, Medeski Martin and Wood, Wilco, Red House Painters, Louis Prima, Miles Davis, Louis Armstrong, Ella Fitzgerald, Ben Harper, Bob Dylan, Van Morrison, Bright Eyes, Infradig, Cake, Coldplay, Fall Out Boy, Anna Nalick, Counting Crows, Spice Girls, Jack Johnson, Norah Jones, Six Step Program, Ballroom Dancing, Natalie Cole, 311, The Killers, Ascent of Everest, Iron and Wine, Three Notch Road, Underworld, Crystal Method, The Gorillas, Chemical Brothers, Daft Punk….yadda yadda…pretty much everything…

Movies:

Edward Scissor Hands, Rat Race, Garden State, Amelie, Office Space, Count of Monte Christo, The Little Mermaid, The Matrix, Run Lola Run, Donnie Darko, Big Fish, Braveheart, Lord of the Rings, Life Aquatic, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Rear Window, I heart Huckabees, Princess Bride, Fight Club, Napoleon Dynamite, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Goonies, Finding Neverland, Romeo and Juliet, Zoolander, The Labrinth, Finding Nemo, Big Night, Monty Python, Waking Ned Divine, Breakfast Club, Ice Age, and The Star Wars movies I have yet to see and millions of others...well maybe hundreds

Television:

I don’t really watch TV i prefer movies…but Iron Chef due to Meg’s influence, and The Bill Cosby Show because he’s awesome, and whatever else emily is watching- unless it is stupid

Heroes:

i know that i said almost all of these but taryn documented them...and they make me laugh--so i may be dorky but im also sneaky!......."I'm not an ahead-er-ater!" -me-----Melody- "ooh the pool looks so pretty! Lets go swimming!" Me- "no i've done it, your clothes get all wet and stuff!" Taryn-"really your clothes get wet?" Me- "no for like a long time! shut up taryn..."-----"I want to be a manitee! its so cheep!" (looking at sign that says matinees 4.50$) -me (in my excuse i thought it was like a movie theater club- join the club save a couple bucks...simple as that!)-----"Someday that’s going to be all the rage, solid alcohol, alcohol chews." me-----"I dont care about you! I care about me and my rights!" -crazy indian man, who hit my car-----"Facebook is like masturbation- everyone does it but no one likes to talk about it in public"- Anna-----

My Blog

piercings and tattoos?

i have never posted a blog...because i am too cool for it. haha but i want your opinion...here we go- i was thinking about getting my nose pierced (a little diamond or something). what do you think? a...
Posted by shwoozan on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 11:16:00 PST

5 yr old break dancer?

i dont think there could have been a more awesomely cool place in chattanooga tonight...ever....as there was at barking legs tonight. my sorta sister cat collier had an art exhibit there along with so...
Posted by shwoozan on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 11:25:00 PST