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Clara

*Naw man I don't smoke weed...I smoke clowns like you on the b-ball court!*

About Me

Clara Grace
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I'm a "real" dancer.
My friends are my oxygen.
They are crazy mofos, but don't judge.
I'm a shopaholicccc.
I have to have sweet tea on a daily basis.
Life IS better blonde.
I'm a country girl.
I love pasta and country cooking.
Boys with a great sense of humor are great :]
If you can make a girl smile, you can make her do anything.
When I get bored, I sit at my computer and write my name 1,000 times.
I drive way too fast. [too furious]
I love taking goofy pictures.
I get mad cravings for ice.
Crying is a good thing in my book.
I have to sleep in matching pajamas. Even if no one sees it.
I loveee California.
Balloons and fish are my 2 biggest fears.
Jessica Simpson and Heidi Klum are my idols.
Stevo is hotter than you.
I'm passionate about most things and I know what I want.
My mom and dad are the shit.
Give me a cold snowy day, and I'm happy.
I try not to hold grudges, but if something makes me mad, you'll know ;)
My cell phone and myspace takes up most of my time... sadly.
Being stubborn just defines who I am.
I'm picky.
I'm realllly ticklish on my sides.
Tropical flowers make me smile.
I'm married to Brad Pitt, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Heath Ledger. They all share me.
And they should make a movie called "Chippendales" and be the stars.
And basically i love life and i love to have a good time so be a part of it, bitch!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mother Theresa, Julia Roberts, Harry Potter, Robert DeNiro, and eventually God.

Movies:

Love Actually, Clockwork Orange, Firewall, 16 Blocks, Notting Hill, Chicago, EuroTrip, The Matrix, Anchorman, Uptown Girls, Dreamgirls, Memento, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Notebook, Office Space, Moulin Rouge, Dirty Dancing, Almost Famous, Elizabethtown

Television:

American Idol, The OC, The Hills, Grey's Anatomy...anything on the Food Network...I like Chris Angel-Mind Freak, its awesome...Golden Girls(yeah, i know).

Books:

Da Vinci Code, Native Son, Traditions and Encounters, Pride and Predjudice, The Scarlett Letter, Little Women, Harry Potter, 1984, Jane Eyre...I love reading, this list could go on forever.

Heroes:

My Mom, Jesus Christ, Mother Theresa

My Blog

eat an apple and shut your mouth

Ok I am updating this bad boy because my friends keep bugging me about it. This one is a tad bit more serious that usual because i haven't had much sleep. Everyday I am meeting someone new and I am al...
Posted by Clara on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:44:00 PST

Toby Keith and Miranda Lambert...

Toby Keith...and Miranda Lambert...were AMAZING...The show was FAB. LOVED IT.  
Posted by Clara on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 08:57:00 PST

Girlie Survey!

Do This and Repost This Survey!!!!!!1. Would you rather be a natural blonde or redhead? blonde. i am a natural red head.2. Would you rather have a Chanel bag or Louis Vuitton? Chanel3. Do you prefer P...
Posted by Clara on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 12:49:00 PST

Driving in Chattanooga...

When driving in Chattanooga:1. You must learn to pronounce the city name. It is"Chatt-A-noo-guh". You must pronounce the " A".2. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Chattanooga has its own...
Posted by Clara on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:50:00 PST

What are you wearing?blue jean shorts and a black shirt...i just got off work. What are you listening to?"how to save a life" by the fray...the video is on tv. What was the last thing you said to some...
Posted by Clara on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 01:20:00 PST

Life According to Clara

Life According to Clara001. You're either in or or your out. 002. Trust and heartbreak go hand and hand. 003. There's no use being level headed 004. Critisism is for people who are insecure with thems...
Posted by Clara on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 06:41:00 PST

Sorry guys, I'm bored...

1.what is your name?Clara2.what color is your bra?black....lol i had to check. 3. Do you straighten your hair everyday?yup. 4. Do you worry about the size of your boobs?haha sometimes when i'm at work...
Posted by Clara on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:25:00 PST

I changed alot in 10 years...

10 YEARS AGO.........................1.) How old were you? 9 years old. lol2.) Where did you go to school? Spring City Elementary3.) Where did you work? I was 9...?4.) Where did you live? Spring City,...
Posted by Clara on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:16:00 PST

2006!

Good Bye 2006 THIS YEAR:[PEOPLE]best friend: Britany, Jessica, and Charlotte. lost any friends: Yeah. gained any friends: Yeah lots. [PLACES]went out of the country: hmm...nope. moved: yeah.new school...
Posted by Clara on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 03:38:00 PST

ahh!

i'm sick! i dont know whats wrong with me...but its ickey! i have to work at the cowboy tonight too and i dont know how thats gonna happen!
Posted by Clara on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 05:01:00 PST