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tristia

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About Me

MyGen Profile Generator My disclaimer- I'm hardly ever here, I hardly ever have time to be here, so please dont be offended if it takes 6 months for me to respond to your msgs, if I get them at all, since some are automatically deleted. I just have a hard time being human while studying two languages and working. I will respond to all of you eventually! If I dont, just keep bugging me....i...

don't look like my picture anymore. I have gained 357 lbs, developed severe acne, and have lost all my hair.
am a lover of things random, things new, things strange, and things out of place, real and genuine people.
think whatever a person is really into is cool because they're into it.
usually have breakfast during class.
don't like politics or assholes.
do like camping, cartoons, computers, classes.
am a good girl that knows a few bad girl tricks.
have made my share of mistakes.
am trying to do my share of good deeds.
really like learning languages when I am motivated enough.
like pie. and all other forms of dessert. except jello.
sometimes spend entirely too much time accomplishing nothing on my computer.
should be doing my homework right now.
like cheesy martial arts movies and weird funk music.
smoke too much.
want to paint.
like to sleep, even though i have psychotic dreams.
love my Magnus.
love my family and friends.

.aim- assdujour27 but i'm never signed on. ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

your mom! and gir.... i want a gir...

Music:

doom doom doo doo doom doomie doom doom doom doooooooom doomie doomie doo doo doom doom doomie doomie DOOOOOOOOOOM!

Movies:

lots. mind trip movies. crazy stuff when you never know whats going to happen. nothing romantic just for the sake of romance, nothing violent just for the sake of violence. entertainment with something to make you think about.

Television:

bah... too many new shows. watch Doraemon. japanese kid's cartoon from the 70's. there's this gun they shoot themselves in the head with to have good or bad luck. red bullets are good luck. heh.

Books:

boo...oks? no, wikipedia.

Heroes:

you.

My Blog

excused absence

life is indeed a funny thing. you decide that relationships arent really worth the trouble, and that being alone would be the best thing for you at the time, and then fate smacks you in the face with ...
Posted by tristia on Sat, 20 May 2006 02:56:00 PST

i didnt write this, but i like it.

il y a bien longtempsil y a bien deux ansil y a bien dix ansque je vous attendsça fait bien longtempsça fait bien deux ansça fait bien dix ansque je vous attendsmais depuis deux ansmais depuis dix ans...
Posted by tristia on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 03:22:00 PST

those days that just feel weird for no reason...

why is that? does anyone else ever experience this?those days, that just feel off, strange, out of focus, blurry and weird. but other people feel it too.its these kinds of things in my life that tend ...
Posted by tristia on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 03:50:00 PST

fuckin scary dream i had...

  This was probably the most realistic dream I've ever had. It felt and seemed like real life. None of my dreams are completely coherent and solidly detailed like this one... I really don't know ...
Posted by tristia on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 10:24:00 PST

YAY!!!!!

i found an easel! i had this strange feeling to go to my laundry room to see if anyone had left anything cool, and there was an easel!!! YESSS!!! it needs a little love, but i painted it red (gonna pa...
Posted by tristia on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 03:12:00 PST

raunchy sex story - been too horny

Disclaimer 1- Paul, dont read this. really. you'll probably vomit. you dont want to vomit, its a waste of beer.     Disclaimer 2- suffocating from lack of sex. resulting product.   &nbs...
Posted by tristia on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 02:25:00 PST

more 4am boredom...

In a Past Life... You Were: A Gorgeous Beekeeper. Where You Lived: Chile. How You Died: Suicide. Who Were You In a Past Life?       Your Seduction Style: The Dandy ...
Posted by tristia on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 04:37:00 PST

random new quote i adore

"I shot myself because I love you. If I loved myself, I would have shot you." -- Karen Finley
Posted by tristia on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 03:34:00 PST

12/21/2012 - what will happen?

give your opinion on how our empires will end. do you think you know?   (12-21-2012 - end of mayan calendar. believable? maybe. just like everything else. you know, except for the world sitt...
Posted by tristia on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 11:09:00 PST

random experiment .1

I made instant oatmeal in a plastic bag. IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!! put oatmeal in ziplock bag, add water as per desired texture. squish around a bit to mix. crease the zipper part of the baggie in the middl...
Posted by tristia on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 10:29:00 PST