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RM

Applause is an addiction, like heroin or checking your email

About Me

I'm a tool for the man, life's chew toy. Working for Whitee, A Romantic Fatalist, thats right a Romantic Fatalist, go figure. I like animals, kids, friends, movies, although I never get to go, romantic dinners with sweet women (over 25). Have a David Spade sense of humor, and love comedy. Don't care for horror, that much (once you live it, movies can't compare). Like sci-fi and astronomy. Favorite sayings...Strength through Unity and Fortune Favors the Bold!! (Virgil) If you understand "Dichotomy of an Enigma" perhaps you could understand me? I also have the best 2 word joke ever, but I won't list it, it gets lost in print translation. (PS) I love Greek Mythology and Roman History..................................................... ............................................................ ...... *****For it is told that until that time men lived free from ills, toil, and sicknesses. But PANDORA 1 opened a jar containing all evils, and scattered them everywhere (except Hope that remained inside by the will of ZEUS). And ever since those evils have afflicted mankind as a reminder that there is no way to escape the will of ZEUS................... The race of PANDORA 1 The female race that originated with PANDORA 1 has been called 'deadly'. And it is said that women live among men to their great trouble, being helpful only in wealth but not in poverty............................. To this evil, ZEUS added a second one to cause regret regardless of the choice:......................... For if a man refuses to marry in order to avoid the sorrows caused by women, then he reaches Old Age without anyone to tend his years, and leaves his wealth to strangers. But if marriage is chosen, then he may have mischievous children, living with unceasing grief that cannot be healed...................................................... ............................................................ ....*********The most famous story about APHRODITE'S birth is the one told by Hesiod, who said that she had sprung from the foam (aphros in Greek) that gathered round the severed genitals of Uranus (Sky) as they floated in the sea. These had been cut off with an adamantine sickle and thrown into the sea by the Titan Cronos during the TITANS' Revolt against their father Uranus. Hesiod's account of Aphrodite's birth makes her the most ancient of the Olympian gods. *********THE BEAUTY OF MEDUSA 1-- Some affirm that MEDUSA 1 was a beautiful woman and the hope of many suitors, and that the most beautiful in her was her magnificent hair. However, fair Medusa 1 was ravished in the temple of Athena by Poseidon, and in order to punish this deed, Athena changed the beautiful locks of Medusa 1 into repugnant snakes..............http://homepage.mac.com/cparada/GML/Theo gony.html.........http://www.roman-emperors.org/impindex.htm .................***I can also be reach @ [email protected]
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My Interests

Cooking, Bike riding, Dancing, BBq, Sports, Long walks on cold dark nights, HPC, The Castle, Green Iguana, 1800 with a beer back, Football! Risk (I will conquer the world) Friends, A good Insult, I can take It but can you?...
You Are a Beagle Puppy
Cheerful, energetic, and happy go lucky.
And you're sense of smell is absolutely amazing! What Breed of Puppy Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Married, fat, crazy/insane women, with as many kids as possible, that have a drug habit, and a domestic violence rap sheet, who hate sex but yet sleeps with my friends, has no breasts, is a spend aholic, with warts, bad breath, very vain, insecure, selfish and Bi-polar a must!! and preferably Bald! Ok now the opposite of that

Music:

Ok I love Techno BUT I have to give props to the boys at Scratch N Sniff @ SNSMIX.com Mike and Malcolm............. Techno Junkie ****Rock****.....White Stripes, Smashing Pumpkins, Lenny Kravitz, Everclear, The Breeders, The Von Bondies, The Donnas, U2, Slipknot, Rage, Kid Rock, Weezer, System of a Down, Tool, Foo Fighters, Metallica, Sevendust, Velvet Revolver, Bush, Stone Temple Pilots, Temple of the Dog, Motley Crue, Corrosion of Conformity, GWAR, Anthrax, Ministry, Wolfsheim, NIN, Nirvana, Suicidal Tendencies, Infectious Grooves "these Freaks are here to party" -Sarsippius , Green Day, The Offspring, My Chemical Romance...wow! and there's a band too? AudioSlave, Soundgarden, Bush, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Cake, President of the United States of America, Blink 182, Blur, The Smithereens, Ac/Dc, Ozzy, The Cult, Judas Priest, Dio, Motorhead, Janes Addiction, GNR, Living Colour, Primus, Cypress Hill, Beastie boys, Run DMC, Fat Boys, Prince, Morris Day and the Times, Herby Hancock, Cab Calloway, John Lee Hooker, Aretha Franklin, And all the old stuff too, Van Halen, Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, The Who, Hendrix, Doors, The Firm, The Stones, CCR, Bad Company (Paul Rogers Rocks!), Kiss, the Ramones,the Cars, The Power Station, Robert Palmer, Black Crows, Heart, Queen, Styx, (Damn Yankees), Yes, Joe Cocker, ELO, Santana, Alan Parsons Project, Jethro Tull, ZZ top, J Giles Band, Steve Winwood, Deep Purple, Eagles, Jeff Beck, Pat Benitar, Joan Jett, The Runaways, George Thorogood, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Whitesnake, Satriani, Steve Vai, Queensryche, Frank Zappa, The Fixx, Triumph, Super Tramp, Loverboy, The Police, Foreigner, James Brown, Miles Davis, Muddy Watters, Theo Monk, Most 80's hair bands. Goth, I actually consider myself a Graver, a Gothic Raver. Jim Rose circus side show (not that that is music but it is note worthy). I can stand everything but country. And Many Many more!!!...

Movies:

Death to Smootchy.. A must see. Gladiator, Sin City, Scrooged with Bill Murray, Armageddon, Tombstone, Aliens, Backdraft, AVP, Predator, Blade, Blade Trinty, Highlander, 40 year old virgin, Tusk till dawn, Army of Darkness, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Everything and Anything Bruce Lee, Friday, I'm gonna get you Sucka, Ace Ventura, Fletch, The Replacement Killers, Ghost of Mars, The Rock, The Last Boyscott, Hebrew Hammer, Rumble in the Bronx, Mortal Kombat, Caddyshack, Stripes, Edward Sissorhands, King Kong (greatest remake of a movie ever!) The Punisher, not that I liked it but I actually got a credit for it....

Television:

Rescue Me, South Park, Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad!!, BSG, Futurama, Rome, MXC, The Office, Scrubs,It's always sunny in Philedelphia, Dave Chappelle "Is Wayne Brady Gonna have to choke a Bitch?", Drawn Together, Showbiz Show, Reno 911, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Real Time with Bill Maher, Dave Attell's late night Insomniac, Scrubs, Mind of Mencia, ATHF. That 70's show, The Food Network, Iron Chef, Emerald. Reboot, Beast Machines, Smallville, Early Married with Children with Steve. Arrested Developement, Hells Kitchen, Meet my folks, Cleopatria 2525, Jack of all Trades, ECW, Sifl & Ollie, Celebrity Death match, Jack Ass, Amp the old MTV Mixed video and music show. In Living Color, Homie the Clown "I don't think so Homie don't play that"...

Heroes:

John "Doc" Holiday, not so much a hero but a favorite historical figure. Favorite Villain Lex Luthor...

My Blog

The Time Line of Change

The best way to start is to just start.. Change the word has 38 differnt definitions (via dictionary.com) but the meaning of change that comes to mind is "the passing from one place, state, form, or p...
Posted by RM on Mon, 26 May 2008 01:44:00 PST

1 Blog 2 great Subjects: Chicken and the Egg & Glass half empty or full?

Ok people it's been a long time since my last post, but here is some potential knowledge for you if your open to it: Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?  Ok now the chicken represents a re...
Posted by RM on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:24:00 PST

This is who I am

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Birthday: Feb 17th i'm 36 do the Math Birthplace: The Bronx, NY Current Location: S Tampa Eye Color: Br Hair Color: Br Height: 5'8" Right Handed ...
Posted by RM on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 12:55:00 PST

I LOVE YOU JEN!! You will always be my best friend!!

I lost you, I found you, You and your happines mean everything to me! Don't ever forget that please!! My heart will always be yours!!  You Deserve the best! ALL MY LOVE, FOR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Posted by RM on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 06:05:00 PST

Hung over & working on a saturday

As I sit here feeling like crap at work on basically no sleep, I ponder Why the hell am I here? Oh thats right I need booze money. Other than feeling like crap, the complete daze I'm in does help...
Posted by RM on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 08:41:00 PST

Customer Dis-service

    At times i'd think it would be easier to play CHARADES with a blind mute then deal with the people in my job! In this customer service position, we get the desperate and/or the inte...
Posted by RM on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 09:45:00 PST