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Lynnette Astaire

The Antisocial Socialite

About Me


Chicago Exhibition Reviews 6/2008

Cover/Interview, 2008/ Newsstands

Feature, 2005

Billboard. Stanton & Orchard, NYC 2007/2008

Republica, Italy 2007

My Interests

Patience!!!
Bliss
Carl Jung
Moving in Passion
Resting in Reason
KISMET
Insatiable Intellects
Storm Chasing
Timothy Leary
Paris
The Maury Povich Show
The Moon
Hot Springs
Twizzlers
Law of Similars
Law of Opposites
Brasilian Waxes
Synchronicity
Neutra Houses
Risotto with Truffle Oil
Katt Williams
6 inch heels
6 speed cars
Dexter
Plants
The Science Channel
Juke
Creative Passion
Surfing
Language
Rhythm
Shamanism
Perez Hilton
Apple Bottom Jeans, Boots with the Fuuuuuuuur...
Who I am Artist
Who I'd really like to be Prince's backup dancer

I'd like to meet:

People who make me sweat... & Heidi and Spencer..what is it that they do? Theyre hilarious!!

Music:

Shuffle... Winehouse
Daft Punk
Peter Frampton
Lil Wayne
George Michael
Cinematic Orchestra
Stereolab
Bun B
Sade
Zero 7
America
Prince
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Earth Wind & Fire
Fiona Apple
Jamiroquai
Snoop
Massive Attack
> Kings of Leon
Gilberto Gil
Beyonce
Donald Byrd
Air
Justice
Cat Stevens
Muse
The Slits

Movies:

Clueless and Zeitgeist

Television:

If you think youre too smart or too good to be watching television then youre watching the wrong channel.

Books:

The Master Cleanser

Heroes:

The Fearless

My Blog

On Cosmic Jokes..

Its 4pm...it's a monsoonfrom a hurricane All is well
Posted by Lynnette Astaire on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 01:33:00 PST

I keep odd hours

...so it's interesting to see when people send you messages...it's like 'why are you up?' but then you think to yourself 'why am I UP?!?!'
Posted by Lynnette Astaire on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:39:00 PST

9/6/08 NYC Deitch/Paper Magazine/Creative Time Art Parade Performance!

NYC Artist Lynnette Astaire has been asked to participate in this years Art Parade, sponsored by Soho's Deitch Gallery and Paper Magazine. Other performers will and have included artists Yoko Ono, Ken...
Posted by Lynnette Astaire on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:01:00 PST

What the fuck "WTF"

chill out..seriously
Posted by Lynnette Astaire on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 09:25:00 PST

NOW THIS IS LOVE!!!

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Posted by Lynnette Astaire on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 10:31:00 PST

HELP FREE SIOUX MEDICINE MAN!!!

Copy and paste!Free Douglas White You can view this petition at: http://www.thepetitionsite.com/tell-a-friend/846468 Douglas White is the oldest living and longest practicing Lakota (Sioux) medicine ...
Posted by Lynnette Astaire on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:47:00 PST

Move in Passion, Rest in Reason

"The man who promises everything is sure to fulfill nothing, and everyone who promises too much is in danger of using evil means in order to carry out his promises, and is already on the road to perdi...
Posted by Lynnette Astaire on Sat, 24 May 2008 11:06:00 PST

EVERYONE HAS TO HAVE ONE

even if you cant see her today, like me...
Posted by Lynnette Astaire on Sun, 11 May 2008 01:13:00 PST

There's nothing left to eat..don't mess with my CANDY

***************************************************....eat meat AT YOUR OWN RISK5/4/2008NEW YORK (AP) -- A New York food company is recalling more than 286,000 pounds of meat and poultry because it mi...
Posted by Lynnette Astaire on Sun, 04 May 2008 10:47:00 PST

I put my ass in this one Leah, AND I made granola bars!!!!

New Married to the Mob Summer 2008We got it in once againClick here for the full line...
Posted by Lynnette Astaire on Fri, 02 May 2008 12:45:00 PST