Ode De Phyllis (that dirty dirty slut) |
Ode De Phyllis
by Thanom RafatsThere once was a whore named Phyllis.Her STD s would kill us.She fucked the whole town.Because boy she sure got around.After we all died a mass male genocide,She’d...
Posted by Juliet on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 02:54:00 PST |
The McLoughlins |
The wedding was perfect
The party was insane
And no one was bothered
by the appearence of rain
the food was divine,
so was the wine
And Jackie and Pat looked so mighty fine!
...
Posted by Juliet on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 10:43:00 PST |
Final Final |
Today i took my final test
of my college career
And this exam wasn't the best
I want you all to hear
It was really hard
and really dumb
but I'll graduate anyway
or beat up someone
...
Posted by Juliet on Tue, 09 May 2006 05:08:00 PST |
Ipods and failures |
I bought an Ipod for school
i can't get it to work
I just wanted to look cool
but now i look like a jerk
its pretty and white
the screen is quite bright
but the games really are a perk...
Posted by Juliet on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 01:54:00 PST |
My day in DC |
I wake up in the morning and really dread
going to DC cause the pain in my head
You see i work at a bar the night before
and being up the next morning is truely a chore
I drive about an hour
then take...
Posted by Juliet on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 04:54:00 PST |
Something that would make Myspace cool |
I think it would be neat
If you could see
who was looking
at your myspace page
It would be great
to IM someone and say
"Stop looking at me, Bitch!"...
Posted by Juliet on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 11:14:00 PST |
Failing Out Of College |
So once again I'm sitting in school
My paper was due Tuesday and that Aint cool
Ive procrastinated for the billionth time
and all i can think to do is sit here a rhyme
Someone needs to smack some sens...
Posted by Juliet on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 06:19:00 PST |
dancing |
I'm sitting in a chair
Doing my special dance
It's really not fair
Cause i dont often have the chance
but i must hurry and sign off
or I'll pee my pants...
Posted by Juliet on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 01:20:00 PST |
Party!!!!!!! |
Halloween is on the 31st
Working at JT's is the worst
To make up for it there is a crazy shindig
on the 28th, a party that will be big
Julie's house is the place to be
on the friday before H...
Posted by Juliet on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 02:25:00 PST |
i fell down |
Lynn was married in a beach wedding "mass"
it was a ceremony full of class
it happened in del mar
there was an open bar
and at the valet, i fell on my ass...
Posted by Juliet on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 03:13:00 PST |
