"Why would you blame [people who download music]? Half the fucking albums that are out there are shit. I don't download, but at the same time, I don't buy new music 'cause it all sucks. Okay, there's a handful of bands that I buy, but other than that, I just buy old shit because old shit is good. Sorry!
"People wanna blame the decline of album sales on downloading, I think it's actually the record companies' fault, I think it's the quality of the product. If record companies would stop giving any fucking mook on the street with a fringe a record deal or their own record label, maybe you would sell more fucking albums, dipshits."
-corey taylor of slipknot
"You have to have touring experience in really horrible conditions (picking up skin diseases from sleeping on floors, being rejected by ugly chicks, not sleeping for 60 hours or more), not think you are cool, not be way into sitting on your laptop in the 'green room,' and be a really good drummer." - horse the band re: new drummer qualifications.
"a woman in politics is like a donkey doing calculus." - frank reynolds
“roger said he don’t want me in the script club, well there aint nothing wrong with goin’ to the script club. It aint no sin to go to the script club, you know I was just being rebellion.†- pacman jones
"putting braces on gary is like putting a silk hat....on gary." - artie lange
"if fun were a car, youd be a speedbump." - artie
"if youre a guy, and you hate lesbians, youre gay." - h. stern
"take all the mexicans and send them back to whatever country theyre from." - sal
"argentina is the mexico of south america." - brito
"I just think the options are getting slim. What, are you going to go to an Avenged Sevenfold concert?" - justin beck/glassjaw re: popularity of glassjaw in 2008.
"Justin Timberlake is performing right now, although he made the tragic decision not to sing "Dick in a Box." Hey, it's OK to think he's talented, right? Two hit albums AND he's one of the best SNL hosts ever AND he sold at the highest point possible on Britney's stock AND he wrote the best revenge song ever (the "Cry Me A River" song that pretty much murdered Britney's soul) AND he's plowing through every hot female in Hollywood right now. He's a hero, I say."- bill simmons re: the grammys
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