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About Me

Well. I'm a cat. And it kinda sucks. But hey, its not all that bad. I mean, like most mammals, we ARE promiscuous. There's no sexual dimorphism to put up with either, so its really not that bad. Also we sleep a lot. Bonus. But more about me... I dunno. I like to sleep. I like to lay on John and dig my insanely sharp claws into his flesh. It feels good. I also like to massage him like I used to massage my mother's breast for milk. There is something very Freudian about that, don'tcha think? Anyways, enough about me. Let's hear about YOU.

My Interests

Sleep. Watching TV. Messing around on the internet. Looking out my window sill for some nice cat action.

I'd like to meet:

Oh you know, some lady cats. I'm really not that picky. But just to let you know, I got my balls chopped off when I was 6 months. But what can ya do? So, yeah ladies, you might as well know right off: I'm a eunich.

Music:

Whatever John listen's to. I hate the tambourine though. I really do.

Movies:

Apocalypse Now, 2001: A Space Oddessy, Ghost Busters, The French Connection, and mostly anything with flashing lights in it. That's what really does it for me.

Television:

Whatever John has on. I dunno. I really just sleep when he watches TV anyways.

Books:

uh... are good to sleep on?

Heroes:

Morris. Heathcliff. Garfield. Fluffy from the Brady Bunch. Mufasa.

My Blog

ftw

So, in a deliberate effort to torture me, John put this huge rubber band around both of my front paws, and i cant get it off. I just feel off of the bed. This sucks. And he is just laughing.
Posted by Spencer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

:(

dude it sucks being here all alone on the weekends. I miss john. Im bored.
Posted by Spencer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

lucky me!!!!

I was just thinking about it. But one day john left the back door open to his apartment ALL DAY LONG!! That was AWESOME. I got out. He doesnt think I can open doors, when they are cracked. hah...
Posted by Spencer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

me so sleepy

I've been sleeping so much lately. I don't even know where that last week went. Honestly. I took a nice huge poo today, but I buried. Oh well. I have this OCD when it com...
Posted by Spencer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tambourines and fast machines...

Well. Not much to say here. Today John chased me around the house with that effing tambourine of his. he thinks its funny, but I hate that thing. oh well. back to sleep.
Posted by Spencer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST