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ravin

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About Me

alrighty i'm tired of being yelled at because this was out of date. stupid alyssa.... so how about a few bullet points that talk about me.

*my name is ravin, like the bird, with an i... yes i've seen that's so raven, no i don't think it's cute when you sing the song at me
*i hate cars and i make funny noises when i get scared
*i get scared all the time. people like to hide behind things and scream at me... it's totally not my fault
*i'm scared of bunnies, shut up, they're gross
*i'm obsessed with movies
*i love my cat :)
*i have a daughter, her myspace is here
*i talk in the theaters, don't worry it's almost always amusing
*sometimes i yell at strangers
*i can't see without glasses/contacts so don't ask me what time it is
*i'm having trouble thinking of things so i'll come back to this later
what am i listing to?!
aol instant messenger: unsavoryplatypus
(thank you dana and ryan)
Yahoo: ummm_not_satan or unsavoryplatypus :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

My Interests

Movies, shoes, canned tomatos, everyone who lives in Maryland... yep oh and music, art and crap... whatever.

I'd like to meet:

someone who can eat fire.
that would be awesome.

Music:

Some of you may decide to ignore some of the artists on this list, because it's rap or metal, or country or pop.... But i don't believe in lines. Music, even corporate produced to enrapture the hearts and wallets of teen girls, is still music. I've been persecuted and ridiculed because I'm not pure in my love of music... Don't be fooled, I know as much about Pink Floyd, the Beatles, MegaDeath, and Justin Timberlake's current love life as I do about anything else. So fuck you if you live in a box of Indie self-worship, or metal purism... Grow up, I'm only going to dislike music if it sounds bad... not based on it's marketing strategy.
Hedwig and the Angry Inch/38 Special/The B52's/Lauryn Hill/Marvin Gaye/The Jackson Five/America/The Doors/James BrownBob Dylan/Beck/The Clash/The Cure/depeche mode/Simon and Garfunkel/The Police/The Pretenders/Stevie Wonder/Tina Turner/A/C D/C/Prince/REM/Public Enemy/Elton JohnMarilyn Manson/ICP/Eminem/Fleetwood Mac/The Whores of Babylon/Dujour/Posse Toi/PM5K/Rob Zombie/Linkin Park/Disturbed/Drowning Pool/Static X/NSYNC/Orgy/Tantric/The Sex Pistols/Misfits/Anything Lars Fredrickson wants to do (Rancid or The Bastards)/Incubus/Big Dumb Face/Coal Chamber/Next/The Bloodhound Gang/The Eagles/Paula Cole/Vera Lynn/Weird Al Yankovich/Will Smith/New Kids on the Block/All 4 One/Madonna/Lou Bega/Green Day/Leonard and Adam Cohen/Shawn Mullins/Christina Aguilera/Cypress Hill/Travis/Alice in Chains/Evan and Jaron/The Kinks/Iron Maiden/Wheatus/Everlast/Everclear/Led Zeppelin/Fiona Apple/Blondie/Motley Crue/Sugar Ray/Vertical Horizon/Sisqo/Sting/Phil Collins/Aerosmith/Godhead/The Barenaked Ladies/Pat Benetar/Duran Duran/Bon Jovi/The Gin Blossoms/Fuel/Melissa etheridge/Annie Lennox/Guns n Roses/Don Henley/Billie Joel/Journey/Boston/Chicago/Neal Young/Meatloaf/Sammy Hagar/Third Eye Blind/Stroke 9/Dope/John Mellencamp/CB4/Wu Tang Clan/Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers/Flipmode Squad/Johnny Lang/Redman/Train/The Allman Brothers//Naughty by Nature/Black Sabbath/Alice Cooper/Alien Ant Farm/Bone Thugs in Harmony/LL COOL J/Kiss/Judas Preist/STP/Smashing Pumpkins/Smash Mouth/Rush/Ted Nugent/I live in denial Rage Against the Machine/Red Hot Chili Peppers/Anthrax/Iced Earth/(hed)P.E./P.O.D./Cause for Alarm/bad gravity/Cold/Coldplay/Life of Agony/Dixie Chix/Motorhead/Whitesnake/Pantera/Gwar/the Donnas/Ultraspank/Twisted Sister/Poison/Nickelback/Spinal Tap/Skid Row/The Beastie Boys/DMX/Ja Rule/Lil' Bow Wow/House of Pain/Bubba Sparxxx/Black Rob/Sway and Teck/Digital Underground/Nas/Notorious B.I.G/Outkast/Wyclef Jean/Santana/Puff Daddy and the Family/Jay-Z/Blur/The Goo Goo Dolls/Cake/Weezer/Kottonmouth Kings/Live/Marcy's Playground/ NOFX/MXPX/Pearl Jam/The Psychadelic Furs/Uncle Kracker/Sublime/Radiohead/OPM/Silverchair/Bread/Che ap Trick/Letters to Cleo/Creedence Clearwater Revival/The Who/Janis Joplin/Styx/INXS/Rod Stewart/Jane's Addiction/Bad Company/Counting Crows/Sarah McLachlan/Lynard Skynard/Peter Frampton/10,000 Maniacs/The Ramones/Joe/Janet Jackson/Craig David/Pink/Boys II Men/Keith Sweat/sade/TLC/Tyrese/Usher/Shakira/Groove Armada/Savage Garden/Soundgarden/All Saints/Five/Hanson/K.C. and the Sunshine Band/ Ace of Base/LFO/Billy Ray Cyrus/Faith Hill/Jessica Andrews/Alan Jackson/Billy Gilman/Clint Black/Alabama/Patty Loveless/Keith Urban/Patsy Cline/ Shania Twain/The Carpenters/The Mommas and the Poppas/Cyndi Lauper/Aretha Franklin/Earth,Wind and Fire/Bonnie Raitt/Indigo Girls/Mark Anthony/enrique iglesias/Hootie and the Blowfish/The offspring/Jimi Hendrix/The Beatles/Eric Clapton/Moby/Garbage/No Doubt/Bush/sepultra/Morbid Angel/Jewel/Alanis Morrisette/Onyx/Oasis/Bjork/PJ Harvey/Porno for Pyros/The Verve Pipe/Nada Surf/Lisa Loeb/Destiny's Child/Korn/Limp Bizkit/Adema/Puddle of Mudd/Ice Cube/Staind/Dingos Ate My Baby/Filter/Sneaker Pimps/Butthole Surfers/I don't know if I already said Orgy/Atari Teenage Riot/Prodigy/Rollins Band/The Crystal Method/The Dust Brothers/New York Casket Company/ Aaron Carter/Professional Murder Music/Staind/John Mayer/Ben Folds/Blues Travlers/Rufus Wainwright/Dark Lotas/The Hives/Artful Dodger/DJ Jason/The Jam/The Addicts/Elvis Costello/Yeah Yeah Yeahs/Chevell/Rooney/Jack Johnson/Tenacious D/Portishead/The Postal Service/Hedwig and The Angry Inch/The Shins/Grandaddy/Zero 7/Muse/DEVO(AHHHH the best live act EVER)/Concert Blond/Death Cab For Cutie/Blue Meridian(yay myspace)/Elefant/Felix Da Houscat/Forty Foot Echo/Franz Ferdinand/The Killers/Halo Friendlies/Idina Menzel/Jamie Cullum/Harry C. Jr/Cole Porter/Mannequin/Pat Bentar/The Pretenders/X/Siouxsie/Snow Patrol/Steve Burns/Polyphonic Spree/Tears For Fears/Steal Puls/Stacey Q/ Transport i can't think of anything else because I'm afraid I'm going to repeat stuff, but I am positive there is more.

Movies:

Do you see the really big band list? Yeah well my movie one is ten million times longer, let me put the finishing touches and I'll put it up...

Television:

I don't like T.V. much... I like the Food Network.. Iron Chef and Good Eats... I hate the OC and it's hard for me to watch reality T.V. I do however become obsessed with VH1... the stupid list they do.. the Surreal Life, Bands Reunited.... I Love the (fill in the decade). I also love Six Feet Under... but they don't show it enough. For as long as I can remember i've loved watching childrens television. Eurka's Castle started it for me. I had a bit of an obsession with Blues Clues, but only while Steve was on it. Joe has stupid hair (but secretly i hope the childrens television industry is like it is in Death to Smoochy). I'm a little of a geek for british tv... well only when it's not lame reality tv forced on us by flaming british televison producers... however red dwarf, monty python, the office, anything with anthony head.. you get the picture.however i'm now at school with no cable so i just watch seseme street in spanish

Books:

I like lot's o books. That would also be a REALLY BIG LIST. But I don't like the Lord Of The Rings books... i can't go on lying and saying I do, I don't, could never read them. Sorry. But if you ever want to discuss, Vonnegut, or Shakespeare, or Burrows, or Elliot, or Whitman, or Rand (i might get upset, Ayn Rand get's me all crazy).. Hook it up. (there's other stuff too)

Heroes:

Alex..
unsavoryplatypus (12:57:53 PM): man, you're my hero, alex allllex (12:58:00 PM): I am!?!?!?!@?..!@?..!@?..!@?.. unsavoryplatypus (12:58:00 PM): i will allllex (12:58:08 PM): I don't believe I've ever been anyone's hero before unsavoryplatypus (12:58:11 PM): yes!..@..!..%! unsavoryplatypus (12:58:23 PM): you are offical mine allllex (12:58:31 PM): this is excellent news
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Oliver Stone, Quentin Tarantino, Ed Wood, Kevin Smith, Edith Head, The Judd family, George A. Ramero, Fredric March, Joah Crowford (NO WIRE HANGERS.... EVER!), and you, no not you, you over there with the thing and the eyebrows, you're my hero also... my cat Alice, for showing me how to properly lounge.

heh... just kidding

My Blog

i love using tastic at the end of words

everyone's in a crap-tastic mood. but i got presents today! YAY, which is awesome. and there were barbies. omg. and socks. so we should all smile and be happy because spring break is almost here and t...
Posted by ravin on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 05:11:00 PST

oh chirstmas tree

at 3 am this morning, i stubbled about my living room with a sleeping bag and managed to knock over the christmas tree. so then i had to decide a) put it back together b) go to sleep wake-up and fix i...
Posted by ravin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yule log

today i'm going christmas shopping... with my mother. it's times like this that have made me the person i am today. every year we wait until the last minute to go shopping, when everyone is running ar...
Posted by ravin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fucking radiohead

WOW.. was today strange. i'm glad it's over. i need yarn. I GET TO TAKE THE BUS TOMORROW. heck yes. i love everyone, who isn't a meany. have a good weekend... i will.
Posted by ravin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

in the words of the great napoleon, "HECK YES!"

Right so... i posted this as a thingy already, however twice can't hurt. I'm SO much happier today then I was yesterday. I think I'll go make fudge. KISSES! It's that time of year again... time whe...
Posted by ravin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ow my toe

Friends really are there for you when you're down... there to ask you absurd questions, that is. ExoTicTreachery (7:05:02 PM): i'm dying alyssa (7:05:08 PM): oh no! alyssa (7:05:12 PM): why? Exo...
Posted by ravin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

aim is fun for everyone

I have deleted the aim sn's of the people and used their real names to protect their, um innocence. john (9:03:42 PM): hi Auto response from ExoTicTreachery (9:03:42 PM): what would happen if I ...
Posted by ravin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my mom calls it, "the funny farm"

I have come to a conclusion...... you ready?? I don't know if you guys are ready for this one... are you? Okay, good. I have decided that if I could beat the living shit out of one condiment, it would...
Posted by ravin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dizzy bitch

Right, so I changed my name to , "EAT A BOWL OF FUCK.." so when I log in it says, "Hello, Eat a Bowl Of Fuck" I can't believe I'm still awake. It's all ryan's fult. Ryan and his gums, and his final de...
Posted by ravin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

here pussy pussy pussy

My cat just came back from the dead.... it's been gone for months and I come in to my bedroom and there he is.. sleeping on my homework. So, I have a really super expensive video camera on loan from m...
Posted by ravin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST