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About Me

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UCSB senior. Environmental Studies major. LGBTQ Studies minor.
Cows make me smile.
I'm cold most of the time.
I hoard bedding. I can't help it.
Yeah, that is a whisk in my pocket.
My roommate is my other half. I don't know what I'd do without him.
Savorysweet. Anyday.
Rainbow sprinkles could solve all the world's problems.
I occasionally burst into song.
I'm an alcoholic but you won't be able to tell when I'm drunk.
I can't see or hear a Cox Communications commercial without giggling.
I save voicemails from the people I love and listen to them when I'm sad.
I work in an overpriced kitchen store with a bunch of crazies.
I ♥ vodka.
I love to eat but I'm the pickiest person. Ever.
I wouldn't last a day without cheese.
I name just about everything.
I don't really like being alone.
I have a son with my baby. His name is Moose. He's a fish.
I have a daughter with my other. Her name is Felicia. She's a fuckifiknow.
I love the dark. It makes me feel alive.
It's taken me years to muster up the courage to admit it but I am extremely ticklish.
Sometimes I burst into uncontrollable laughter for no apparent reason. On several occasions, this has caused me to spit on my girlfriend. I swear I love her.
AIM-MissyMoonbeam86
We make the best sandwiches.
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My Interests

Spatula-slaps.
Purple.
Soup-soaked bread.
Drunken skipping.
Adding non-words to my spell check dictionary because I use them a lot.
String cheese.
Organizing stuff.
HGTV.
The sound of breaking glass.
Salsa bars.
Cuddle breaks.
Music so loud nothing else matters.
Laughing.

But not...
Bananas.
Rude customers.
Clutter.
Birds hanging out on or above my car.
Waiting for people.
Morning breath.
The sound my iPod makes when I walk through the stolen-book detectors at the library.
Being awake to see dawn light.
Annoying drunks.
Freeloaders.
People who look at me funny cause I'm holding hands with a girl.
People who look at me funny cause I order food all picky.
People who look at me funny cause I have tragic hair in the morning.
...that's actually a lie, I love those people.

I'd like to meet:

My Blog

Yay! (a million times over)

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Posted by Alyssa on Tue, 15 May 2007 06:53:00 PST

There's another noise too. I'm not sure if it's a cricket or a computer.

The scroll wheel on the mouse at this computer makes a funny little sqeaking sound. Kinda like a mouse. Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by Alyssa on Fri, 11 May 2007 04:41:00 PST

The only reason I woke up this morning is because I had to sneeze.

This weekend my mom pointed out that she lives in the 909 and one of my favorite resturants from back home closed. I was upset in theory but indifferent in actuality.GOLD says I'm a senior. Somehow I ...
Posted by Alyssa on Mon, 07 May 2007 12:16:00 PST

Yes we have been drinking.

There's a random hand down my pants. Oh wait, it's Claudia's. Andy is singing about the moon en espanol. With the little sqiggly above the n. There's some debate as to what it's called. Bless you andy...
Posted by Alyssa on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 06:06:00 PST

Play-doh!

Let's eat some!
Posted by Alyssa on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:57:00 PST

Oh yeah, the party's still happening on Saturday.

You know, cause Claudia and I didn't really break up. She keeps giving me that look like we did tho...I love you. Really. Stop it with that look.
Posted by Alyssa on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:57:00 PST

Hey everyone else, Claudia and I didn't really break up.

But you should give me comforting hugs anyway.
Posted by Alyssa on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:59:00 PST

Hey Claudia let's break up!

I want my spare tire back.
Posted by Alyssa on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:55:00 PST

Something not food related (cause most of my subjects are)

I always get oddly sentimental when course evaluations come around.Reasons I'm happy: ~My finals for Winter 07 are gonna be super easy -Intro to LGBTQ Studies-optio...
Posted by Alyssa on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 12:29:00 PST

Also, Call On Me probably isn't the best music video ever.

As I was thinning out my facebook groups today, I realized that I don't miss Target as much as I used to.
Posted by Alyssa on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:09:00 PST