I love to talk smack, cooking/entertaining, Brazilian jiu-jitsu, going out drinking, people watching, camping/hiking, eating sushi, Indian and Thai food, watching movies with friends, gardening, house plants, Orchids, home improvement, DIY, rain/wind, interior design, building stuff, power tools, art, making art, music, watching tv with my 2 cats
I'm a hater, and i probably wont like you.....
People who aren't boring.......but I don't like drama either....people who hate star wars... people who dont get mad when i loose my keys...or my shoes...or that thing i just had, just now...where the hell is that, damn it....creative people and people who do MMA/BJJ, anyone who likes to build/fix things... guys who would wear eyeliner and can pull it off (i blame labyrinth)..people who don't ask me how i am for polite conversation.......people who hate polite conversation altogether...people who dress cooler than i do so i can borrow their clothes.....friends that can make me laugh so hard i shoot my drink out my nose.....professional pony riders...non-sequitor conversation....sarcastic people and those who don't take themselves too seriously, if I couldn't laugh at myself I'd die crying... people who can be silly with me,...people who will have long conversations with me debating important things such as reality, the meaning of life or cheeze in a can...cat people who like my cats( and who wouldn't like my cats??!)... Most guys I know tell me I don't really count as a chick, what dose that mean? ...although I do have mad skillz... I can drive a forklift, change out a water pump and make food so good you could cry....I will never pretend to be anyone I'm not, I'm honest to a fault.....I only like people that don't play mind games and can just be themselves....if I don't like you for who you are, then why would you want to be my friend?
Oh yeah, and I will never have sex with you and/or your wife/husband because you cleverly propositioned me on myspace. So if thats what your after don't even bother messaging me, seriously....not that my saying this it will stop you fuckers from messaging me since you obviously don't even read the profiles of the people you invite into your beds. What the hell is with his anyhow? Dose the fact that I'm bi mean to you that I must be this slut longing for your oh-so alluring advances???!!!! If I had wanted to sleep with random strangers .., my profile would read more like a personal add in the stranger......
Rockin' my ipod lately: The Faint, Datarock, Billie Holiday, The Blow, The Postal Service, Various(the group), The Presets, The The Streets, NoMAD 88, Ratatat, The Trucks, Goldfrapp, Herbert, Le Tigre, Lovage, Handsome boy modeling school, anything by Dan the Automator, The Knife, Audio Bullys, Basement Jaxx, Verve remixed (1 and 3), Kristin Allen-Zito, Thievery Corperation, D.J. Cheb I Sabbah, Ben folds five(self titled), NIN, Groove Armada, Royksopp(melody am), Metric, !!!, The Clash, Snow Patrol, A Perfect Circle, Tosca, Death Cab, nothing too abstract or exparamental....I've been told I prefer "beepy" I'm not sure i can disagree,....I like a bunch of other stuff... I can't take credit for most of my really "cool" music...I just hear it through my super cool friends....er....uh...'n my folks, damn parents....being all cooler than me and shit...straight serious my folks called me up "hey do you have the tapes and tapes album, we've been really into them lately, they were awesome at south by southwest..." or "Here you can borrow my brazillian girls cd, I think you'll like it" frikkin !!!! arg... My only edge on them is taking my mom shopping and getting her to thow out all the crappy tye dyed stretch pants...but hey, at least I didnt grow up listening to kenny G
I think I’m one of the only people alive that doesn’t like star wars, any of them.....on so many levels... ESPECIALLY the new ones. Good movies.... Donnie Darko, Napoleon Dynamite, Momento, Amalie, Spirited Away, 12 Monkeys, Eternal Sunshine, Vanilla sky, Living out loud, Garden State, Fight Club, Seven, Aliens, The Machinist, V for Vendeta, American beauty, lost in translation, ridiculously long bollywood movies that involve unnecessarily bursting into song and dance in a language I don’t understand...and probably a bunch more I cant think of right now.
For someone who doesn’t really like TV at all I'm a frikkin TV whore. I mean it!! I will watch anything, seriously!!... I will just start flipping channels and end up watching the worst crap imaginable. I don't even realize it 'till someone knocks on my door and I dive for the remote panicked, praying that no one saw me watching whatever atrocity was just on......But I've neen trying to keep the tv off and read more....the tv HAS been off....I've jsut spent all that time on myspace instead...oh yeah and lost......its like crack, new episodes get here already, you killin' me
I can't remember the last thing I read for fun...I don't tend to read alot...not because I don't like reading, its because...well really I dont have any good reason...I should read more, unless food magazines or cookbooks count as reading...I dont think they countI started reading again ....frikkin' myspace, askin' me shit, making me feel guilty....fuckers