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Baby Draino

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About Me

If I had a gun, right now you would be paying attention to everything I'm saying, wouldn't you? Let's just pretend I do...People seem to want to spend time with me for no good reason. I have yet to determine why this is, but I'm sure this means that you, too, should like my company. After all, it is kid tested and mother approved.I'm a pharmacist. Don't ask for pills. When the time is right, you will probably end up getting pills from me without even asking. They'll probably be in your drink. In the immortal words of GBH, "Trust me, I'm a doctor."I have big ideas that have sprung from too much time on the couch and too many drinks at the bars. You should ask me about them if you are having trouble sleeping. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Abstractions such as scientific theory, theology, philosophy, political and social issues give me a mental stiffy. Discussing such things with handsome men gives me a physical stiffy. A major distraction that chews up my time is reading. Occasionally, I'm also distracted with DVDs, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, comics and bright, shiny things.

I'd like to meet:

Of course, the safe and sound answer to a proposition such as this is that I'd like to meet more people who are like the friends that I already have. By that I mean clever, witty, intelligent people who are socially aware, creative and who make me laugh. I already have a healthy number of such people as friends. I just need more of them who actually live in L.A. I guess you'd say I'm taking applicants.

Music:

Everything AND the kitchen sink (which is probably the name of a band out there somewhere. Chances are, I'll like them, too)

Movies:

Mindwalk Fight Club, and Beaches (the uncensored, NC-17 version, featuring poo-flinging monkeys!)

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, SeaLab 2021, Harvey Birdman, Brak Show, Space Ghost, Buffy, Strangers with Candy, X-Files, Millenium

Books:

Fight Club, Lullabye, Choke, Invisible Monsters, Diary, Survivor, Jitterbug Perfume, Madness and Civilization, the History of Sexuality, House of Leaves, Guns Germs and Steel, Evil in Modern Thought, Don't Go Europe (the funniest piece of writing I've ever been blessed enough to read)

Heroes:

My family, undoubtedly. I'm one of the few people I know whose parents are still together and, more amazingly, still obviously love each other and life in general. No one I know who has met them can ever disagree that they are the perfect parents.My friend Michael R., who has done More! with his life than fifty other people could do with all their lives combined. He is a constant source of inspiration, as well as a font of joy, wisdom and cooking that is to die for.And of course Paul, whose love makes me a better, more tolerable person to be around. Even I like me more because of him.

My Blog

TAG

TAG The Game:The first player of this game starts with the 6 weird things/habits about themself and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird habits/things, as well as state this rul...
Posted by Baby Draino on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 09:29:00 PST

Intelligent Design, not Interior Design

It seems to me there is a very easy answer to the question of this whole "Intelligent Design" quandry.  Actually, like most reasonable people, there are several obvious solutions, not the le...
Posted by Baby Draino on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 05:15:00 PST

Perversion of all Profundities

I expect you to laugh at this. I hope that this becomes your new religion and that you quickly forget that I ever mentioned this. I hope that I'm right, and that you're right and that everyone in the ...
Posted by Baby Draino on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Me myself I

I don't think I ever noticed this previously, but when I viewed my profile just now I realized that I'm in my extended network of friends. It's bad enough being me, but having to know myself as well?!...
Posted by Baby Draino on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Imparting

I have no words for love. No wisdom, certainly, on that subject worth imparting to you or anyone else. Mind, it's not that I haven't been or haven't learned. The sternum-snap resound I have ...
Posted by Baby Draino on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

blog

I seriously think this blog feature hates me. And the feeling is mutual. I can't seem to get my intimate thoughts broadcast to uncaring and unappreciating people like you. Whatever will I do. Ah, g...
Posted by Baby Draino on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST