I'd like to meet:
"Fuck'm if they can't take a joke... and joke if you cant fuck'm"
these groups need not apply........Gutter rats, club recycled- industry used -over made up'd saddle donkeys, or drink scheming-I know so and so's-i dont wait in line anywhere -party parrots, or whinny schuamburg-daddy bought Volvo driving -life time cheerleaders.....How about A girl that pays the tab, at least once....Or a girl that doesn't ask how much i make or what kinda car i drive in the first ten minutes of conversation...People that truly believe passion, laughter, and life due business out of the same office....
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Round #3 FEBRUARY of DERAILED (Old Town's Premiere Monthly Pub Crawl)
Music:
For everyone that has been asking i will start posting new pieces, but those that know me know exactly where they can read/hear them whenever the want...Thanks for everyones support, i will post my schedule for feature dates..I am going back to featuring soon, most of the same places, also a few new ones....
Also i made the alternate position from Chicago out of 1000 auditioners for "Def Poets Jam" on HBO! (The dream is still alive and well)
Great quotes.....
i travel in deep breaths, and hide in great memories..I am the father of the goosebump, and the creator of the nervous laugh...I am sympathetic to a tired eye, and apathetic to its reason..WHO AM I... (SHOTY orig.)
"Oh how words travel, when you misuse your babble, judges judgeing & judgements unravel, sentenced by the pound or your very own gavel! (karma bithches...)
.......in the eternal words of Franky Sinatra " I feel bad for people who dont drink, because when they wake up, thats the best they are going to feel all day".....
Saul Williams,
Sage Francis,
Black Ice,
Beige....,
every spoken word artist in Chicago
Enter the inter, (MISSION THAT IS) I invited a format breaker to the pattern party!
(this, is for those of us that forget what family is, and neglect these principals, you know who you are!)
"Just because you have a house doesn't mean you have a home!".......
Home is a feeling that rests behind the close of your eyes,
It's the wake up early that a yawning heart introduces the morning to,
It's why a mother's smile is the soul's blanket,
It's the baritone laugh born in a father's belly remarking on his child's imperfections,
It's the knowing of a listened ear promising you that the shine of the sun will not neglect you tomorrow,
It's the knowing of an outcome but the experience of failure, followed of course by an "I told you so" and "the learning of living".
Family is the glass display case where memories are placed,
It's the warmth of a face and all that is safe,
Family is the feeling that travels by wind, where by breeze it sits,
Whispering to the leaves that you'll always be missed..
Movies:
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Television:
SHOTY....Rules of shot taking!
Rule 10098
Tapping the bar before you take the shot!
What normal non-industry people don't get it's a way to tell the bartender, that u understand the bull-shit they are dealing with, and you appreciate the frosty young mini refreshment that has been laid in front of you! All 1 1/2 ounces of it's little liquid life sacrificed for the betterment of mankind! To you underdeveloped little glass, with your premature pouring of just enough shoty goodness to make us content for 1.2 seconds, we tap!...to you the midget of glassware, we tap the bar and say "you will not go unnoticed, you my little round stubby container of godliness will be missed"...SHOTY.....101
Shot rule 565652221444....
Multiple shot ordering!
In the event of multiple shot orders..be it sorority girl formula of cheery loud chanting screechy SoCo lime calls, as they look around the room with that "look your dog has when you come home with groceries, that pathetic please be something in there for me look" scouring to lock eyes with that old fat guy in the suit to buy the round. A process in which takes 5 minutes which inevitably pits each girl against each other to scrounge up the 12 bucks they each came out with! Or the stutter, shady cheap fuck scattered order, the "oh shit i was trying to only buy my friend Dave a shot, and every one noticed so i got stuck buying my whole group of friends a shot" guy. You know the reluctant add on ordering technique, the order that reflects the way the last 5 cents of gas comes out of the gas pump. AHHH "can I have 1 more shot , ok 2 more, sorry can i have 1 more again added on to my 3, Ima need 2 more again, yeah 1 more," get it together Johnny BOARD OF TRADE, If you were as generous buying shots as you are with your business cards, you would have had the order ready! Third If you are wearing either of the following, choke yourself with barbwire and swallow Draino....A plastic cock straw top, blow up penis with matching balloon nuts, a raty t-shirt with candy taped to it (which isn't worth the buck it took to to get your chubby bride finally sucked), and an old ladies duster that you sprayed pink a threw around your neck! And no we don't have whip cream, and yes you have to pay for the shots, sloppy, lush, bachelorete party, your future husbands would be ashamed....Fourth, the WHEELING AND DEALING, club half hugging, power pointer, who over orders, and then ends his high maintenance, Johnny spot light, buy everyone breathing a shot order with the classic chooch phrase....."ahhhh, if you HOOK it up, I'll take care of you", or the "do you take care of industry", or the "is ummmm "fill in any manager or owners name in this spot" here", in a failed last attempt to get the I know so and so discount! Johnny spot light do us all a favor, dip sticky hands in broken glass and get yourself a nice porn!
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Heroes:
A snippet from "read between the whines"!
Check the jagged edge jargon blog to read a bit more if you are interested, tell what you think!
"Poetry doesn't sell-abrate anything and sell-idifies nothing, so maybe that's why I don't do it, poetry I mean. Take two feet of dollar bills and place them undertoe, changing what the current-sees. Rearrange the logic benders because change is something only my pocket remembers. There is Cents to be made out of the meters in which measures my parking's time limit. While breeders cup their nuts till there voice is hoarse cuz vulnerability is all that is in it. I can't weight for the count-less numbers that count on their figures, to plea for a chance to reconsider, and you may reconsider it, as long as you take the consideration from it's intent.
Because now I entertain offers that get stoned with the highest of bidders, and you lost your figure, because your IF, ANDS, and BUTTS are getting bigger.
Tell-a- scope that if he would just break a lens he could lack focus just like the inventor of this structure found sentence. I declare vengeance on all who put flannels on their Cocker Spaniels. Side note this next quote under relevance secluded, … Do you think the inventor of Velcro brags about it?
If you surround yourself with stars you're bound to form a constellation, assuming you are as I am, a greater man's patients and a lesser man's aggravation. Oh no sir, we don't do poetry…That's for love sick adolescent boys searching for a vehicle of expression,
....and for hippie born young future feminists named Star Gazing Moon Pie to inform the world she is of the earth, the same earth in which mud has become the blanket her naked skin finds solitude.
I am yelling, well not really yelling, it's more my inside voice gone outside,
in the middle of a crowd in which each person is wearing ear plugs underneath headphones which all happen to be under ear muffs covered of course by their hands, but why the fuck can't they hear me.
"Well sir being your sentence's conscience I feel obligated to reply to your ponder. They can't hear you because those who walk in tongue travel by word which find, those who run in sandals eventually tripping on what the poet left behind".
So lay down in front of what you put on lay away and tell them to reword the lay-mens terms of agreement and end it with LAY-OFF…
It's not poetry it's Blue Collar Babble, that means you JUST HAVE TO work harder for the pay-off….
It's edgy commentary, It's literary gravel, It's the judgment that lies between the bench and gavel, the very same judgment that:
Renders you..And close members you…Conjures up could be's like pretenders do…Because you're the forget in full that remembers few.
I just happened to come home early one day and everything was moved out, I guess that's what happens when the publishers start clearing house.
"I'm sorry it's not something we specialize in"….
Do you specialize in things that are special?
YOU specialize in everything except the exceptional, which are special because they are well written,
especially because my specialty is, how I hold my position.
It's not poetry..It's jagged edge jargon,
It's the sounds that an obscene man pardons,
It's the prison value of cigarette cartons,
It's the left out in my head like bread before it hardens,
It's the spark a dragging muffler makes and how it relates to arson.
But it's not financially beneficial,
Put a cape on your flying comments and call them super-Ficial.
I don't blame you for being raised in pastures of freshly grazed bastards that gave me, the vaguely amazed…."
cuz 1 weak is 7 dazed!"
Stand in the middle of your pity party and pretend your being praised!
While my social nova cane, keeps me sane, and for the moment..
I am unfazed!!!!!!!!!!!!
bg.. just random pieces read the blog to see how they relate!
