MAY 1 &3 SHOWS!!!!

ok ok ok, i know you know me, i know you know that i know you know me so why bother with this section? i dunno maybe cuz i'm bored. so deal with it. the name's Ninja aka Ryan Haig aka butthead aka loser jerk face aka baby face aka sweetheart aka kuya aka daddy. I am 24 years young and slightly overweight but I hide it well. I'm currently workin on that so get off my balls. I'm currently workin at Nordstrom's Cafe in Arcadia as a line/prep cook. I'm in LOOOOOVE with two BEAUTIFUL ladies, Alyssa Romo and Ruca Romo Haig or Ruca Haig Romo (haven't decided yet) Can't get enough of those two. They can't get enough of me either, i mean what can i say? all I can say is...that about sums that up. Now back to this handsome beast. i play guitar and sing for the band KAMIKAZE KISS, yes i'm a multiple threat, and i occasionally write songs for them fools. other than that i'm really just in the band for my animal magnetism. oh you don't believe me? check these out and you be the judge, you freakin douche! This one's comin up in our NEXT ALBUM!!!......Piece Of Mind....... JAM SESSION..... How It All Started... What Happened Next....that's a coldstone free sample for you. if you want the rest of this hot fudge sunday you'd have go through my ONE AND ONLY Alyssa Romo. She'll tear you a new one before you even THINK of what to say to her. I guess she's a Ninja in her own way. I just get sooo lost in her big eyes. You go check her out and you'll see what I mean. ESPECIALLY if you're a MOJADO. Oh MAN you'd love her. She's probably the ONLY awesome girl out in the UNIVERSE! "ESTOY AWESOME" that's what she always says to me, I think it translates "a whales vagina" in Spanish but I'm a little rusty on my Mexican/Leaf Blower Alien but I believe I'm close. She's up there next to me mum of course, who's practically her twin sister/bestest friend in the world. I mean how many girlfriends out there LOVE THE HAT, LOVE TACOS TAPATIO (pronounced TA-PA-SHEE-OH), LOVE VIDEO GAMES, LOVE SUPER MARIO, LOVE GOOD MUSIC, LOVE GOOD FOOD, LOVE CHONIE PARTIES, LOVE ME and LOOK HOT doing it at the same time? That's a god given gift right there. If you ask her what she thinks about herself, you'll probably get this...Soul Mates you say? I'd like to think so. Ok now, to get weird. I dunno why but I'm into FLASHLIGHTS and SURVIVAL KITS. I dunno I think i like to prepare for Natural/Unatural disasters. Cuz then I'd be that guy with the only Nuclear bomb shelter while everyone else is tryin to N!gger me for some room in it. Oh I'm sorry, that that offend you? I'm also recently a smart ass and racist apparently. But all in good fun. I don't freaking hang people or burn crosses...yet... joking. I'd probably hang any idiot that cuts me off the road though. Or just F#CKERS that get in my way when I'm driving. OLD or ASIAN or WOMEN or BROSKI or MOJADO or POSER drivers i'm talking to you. ya i said it! Any of you F#CKS get in my way I'll make an extra lane if I have to to cut your ass back off and slam on my breaks and pop my trunk and chop your head off with my AXE! I warned EVERYONE who wanted me to get my license that I'll probably end up in prison for murder if I go behind the wheel. Oh well. This is the 2008 updated version of the Ryan Haig you once knew. You might've gotten a taste of the exterior, nicer, quieter, side of me. Now it's time for the interior, angrier, impatient side. So hold on to your juevos and keep your ojo de piratas nice and tight cuz we're gonna be in for a ride this year. As always~Love~Peace~and Chicken Grease~=0)