-------Sport, sport and more sport. Footy, the world game kind, cricket, rugby, anything with a ball basically. Computers, dating the fairer sex, getting completely rejected is another hobby of mine as is the loathing of my own self confidence. Actually scrub the last 2, they belong in my confidential EMO column.....and more tv, music (awesome dance, rnb and rock obviously) and a little thing i call tech. Don't believe me? Well look at my you-tube videos. I WAS gonna post the link but in keeping with sanity i'll be lazy. Instead marvel at this;
TOTALLY METRO, EH? or androgyneous, watever takes ur fancy!
And watch the transformation from guy to girl. Its a joy to watch, especially when u kinda turn on your computer but instead go and watch 24 and like people message you thinking you're online but you kinda aren't, you know...
-------people. just has to be young and hot and girls and less guys. hell NO guys. unless u do the stuff i do with girl's clothing. good.
-------I'm totally into sport, tv, classic pop, rock and a little RnB music as well as good orchestral soundtracks (yeah im an official AMEB teacher btw) and ditto whatever teens and young adults like, esp footy, cricket, rugby, tennis, *list keeps going on, so i suggest you tune into your local radio and listen for the next 15 minutes while i go on* ;). anywhos im a sucker for 24, the oc, PRISON BREAK! and everything to do with chicks and guys. I'm *such* a television whore!
-------My idols are the one and only Steven Gerrard, Shane Warne, Michael Owen, Rafael Benitez, Guus Hiddink, Roger Federer, Tiger Woods, Jack Bauer, Michael Schofield, Peter Petrelli and Stan Smith. Yes, most are fictional, but that doesn't mean i can't look up to them. I have a big tv, i can't help it! Oh and also Rachel Bilson, Ashley Tisdale, Avril Lavigne, Willa Holland, Brittany Snow
-------Oh. no Guys. no, seriously. Yes......NO guys absolutely. And plus im at an emotional time where i get fat thinking about shit and if guys message me that means i get upset thinking about killing you, ergo i get fat, ergo i get more angry, ergo the vicious cycle goes on and on until i explode. so fuck off unless you have something meaningful to say. I'm an accomodating person, just not to perves. Out!
CROSS-DRESSERS SURVEY
About You
Do you use hormones? hell no
Have you (or do you plan to) get surgery? yeh...when im 67 and in need of a new frickin hip
What is your female name? Lauren
Are you straight, gay or bi? straight, but sometimes i go all pythagoras
Do you consider yourself a male or female? male
Do you cross-dress for a sexual thrill? used to, but 'sexual thrill' is such a strong phrase...
Do you read gay or straight porn? how the fuck do you 'read' porn. oh lol...romance books
Do you have other fetishes? yeh. gadget fetish...id totally do my psp!
Are you a closet CD or have you come out? closet
Could you pass for a woman? dunno. msg me and tell me derrrr...
Favorites
Favorite artcle of women's clothing my dress
Favorite purse fuck purses. its MAN BAG for a reason
Faveorite pair of women's shoes
Favorite kind of lingerie dunno...holeproof?
Favorite brand of make-up clown makeup. no wonder they're so sexy
Favorite brand of hose garden hose...
Forget boxers and briefs! Panties or thongs? havaianas
Thigh highs, knee highs or pantyhose?
Skirts or dresses? dresses....bah!
Bra or bustier? bra
Tanga or boy shorts? boy shorts
If you cross-dress at the beach, bikini or 1-piece? bikini, if i can pull it off (lol...id be naked muahah)
Night out with girl friends or CD friends? girl friends...a LOT OF THEM. at the same time too..
Yes, Its Fun To Stare! (TM All Rights Reserved)
All together now! "...and you'll nev......er waaal.....k alone!"
Lord of the Rings, anything Clive Cussler and Tom Clancy, and magazines. Man i love that 'newspaper' periodical. Friggin cheapest book ever, and apparently its all fiction. Like seriously, i doubt George Bush Jnr is the president of the United States. (handed note in background). Oh. I see. Well f*ck this next thing u'll tell me is that the the Chicago White Sox winning the World Series is true too? *sigh*
Steven Gerrard. Oh come on....seriously worst....question....eva! I guess i idolise Guus Hiddink (Goooooooos), Mark Viduka, Johnny Warren, Steve Waugh, Marcus Gronholm, Jamie Carragher. Note all ARE sports heroes ahaha!