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Lozzie!

sometimes its best if you have a warm glass of shut the fuck up

About Me

so, like. i'm a guy. so, really, i do what i want when i want because im twisted and stuff...
THIS AIN'T A SCENE. IT'S A F**KING GUY! Doo Doo Doo..
First, i've decided that Lauren and Jase co-exist as one from now on. Having said that, i've been distant of late because of uni starting up and like work and hanging out with ppl, so soz if i don't seem to be real active. Anyway, meh i say...
Also, head to my You-Tube page. Click here to access them all, or usually i have the latest installments below anyway!
Here's my new video blog. its rly dark coz i forgot to bump up the lighting, so pfft. I guess its cause i was at a piss up the night before and i was too hung over!
scrubsies musical! i recorded this the other day and omg it is sooooo funny!
Lily @ tha big day out a few months back...
Muse @ the BDO w/Supermassive Black Hole
-------so my name is Jase, a 21 yo guy who likes to dress up as a girl now and again, although recently i've gone off and on the band-wagon. So yeh that kinda means i'm a crossdresser. I hail from the land down under, which happens to mean both Australia and New Orleans these days.
(i had quite a few complaints about me being insensitive to the New Orleans community, so out of respect of those who died, i will strike out that part. Okay, i DIDN'T get any complaints, but i'm a nice person, honest!)
-------Oh and before i forget, props guys like me can use this forum to voice their respect (or like, other stuff if you're bored)
----------Yes...Click Here. You Idiots...
-------i'm here now to make friends and NOT to take pics and post them. FUCK THAT
-------If you're here to mis-represent me then fuck the hell off. I'm here simply to be me, and not to like say 'hey i wanna get a guy' because if i do want one, i'll say so. Right now i'm happy fucking chicks, thank you very much. (well fucking is *such* a strong word
-------I'm here to rant and make trouble with the peace. I'm here to be as loud as i possibly can, and IF BY ANY CHANCE MY PROPER GUY FRIENDS SEE THIS, FEEL FREE TO ABUSE ME. I'LL FUCKING KICK YOUR ASS TOO
-------I like travelling. I like chick flicks. I also like kicking people in the face (yes my leg gets up there) and I also like watching tv, listening to music and everything else. If you don't like how i roll, maybe you should climb or crawl or some shit. Alternatively you can use a car, but that's expensive until Bush invades like the sea-people in the Indian Ocean. But he can't even find WMDs let alone sea-people...
-------oh...and for fuck's sake (i know i used to say message me) but if you are to message me, say something interesting or else the shit is going to hit the fan. However, if you use an air-conditioner, try not to fling shit up there as it will stick and dry out and after a week or too its going to fuckin stink and fester and like have maggots.
my yahoo id: laurenchang_18
So be friends with me, talk to me, whatever. But don't message me for sex. I already have enough problems to deal with, don't make the same mistake as Paris Hilton and try to fuck with me. It's not that cool because just like her, i'll cut your dick off. The End.

My Interests

-------Sport, sport and more sport. Footy, the world game kind, cricket, rugby, anything with a ball basically. Computers, dating the fairer sex, getting completely rejected is another hobby of mine as is the loathing of my own self confidence. Actually scrub the last 2, they belong in my confidential EMO column.....and more tv, music (awesome dance, rnb and rock obviously) and a little thing i call tech. Don't believe me? Well look at my you-tube videos. I WAS gonna post the link but in keeping with sanity i'll be lazy. Instead marvel at this;

TOTALLY METRO, EH? or androgyneous, watever takes ur fancy!
And watch the transformation from guy to girl. Its a joy to watch, especially when u kinda turn on your computer but instead go and watch 24 and like people message you thinking you're online but you kinda aren't, you know...

I'd like to meet:

-------people. just has to be young and hot and girls and less guys. hell NO guys. unless u do the stuff i do with girl's clothing. good.
-------I'm totally into sport, tv, classic pop, rock and a little RnB music as well as good orchestral soundtracks (yeah im an official AMEB teacher btw) and ditto whatever teens and young adults like, esp footy, cricket, rugby, tennis, *list keeps going on, so i suggest you tune into your local radio and listen for the next 15 minutes while i go on* ;). anywhos im a sucker for 24, the oc, PRISON BREAK! and everything to do with chicks and guys. I'm *such* a television whore!
-------My idols are the one and only Steven Gerrard, Shane Warne, Michael Owen, Rafael Benitez, Guus Hiddink, Roger Federer, Tiger Woods, Jack Bauer, Michael Schofield, Peter Petrelli and Stan Smith. Yes, most are fictional, but that doesn't mean i can't look up to them. I have a big tv, i can't help it! Oh and also Rachel Bilson, Ashley Tisdale, Avril Lavigne, Willa Holland, Brittany Snow
-------Oh. no Guys. no, seriously. Yes......NO guys absolutely. And plus im at an emotional time where i get fat thinking about shit and if guys message me that means i get upset thinking about killing you, ergo i get fat, ergo i get more angry, ergo the vicious cycle goes on and on until i explode. so fuck off unless you have something meaningful to say. I'm an accomodating person, just not to perves. Out!

CROSS-DRESSERS SURVEY
About You
Do you use hormones? hell no
Have you (or do you plan to) get surgery? yeh...when im 67 and in need of a new frickin hip
What is your female name? Lauren
Are you straight, gay or bi? straight, but sometimes i go all pythagoras
Do you consider yourself a male or female? male
Do you cross-dress for a sexual thrill? used to, but 'sexual thrill' is such a strong phrase...
Do you read gay or straight porn? how the fuck do you 'read' porn. oh lol...romance books
Do you have other fetishes? yeh. gadget fetish...id totally do my psp!
Are you a closet CD or have you come out? closet
Could you pass for a woman? dunno. msg me and tell me derrrr...
Favorites
Favorite artcle of women's clothing my dress
Favorite purse fuck purses. its MAN BAG for a reason
Faveorite pair of women's shoes
Favorite kind of lingerie dunno...holeproof?
Favorite brand of make-up clown makeup. no wonder they're so sexy
Favorite brand of hose garden hose...
Forget boxers and briefs! Panties or thongs? havaianas
Thigh highs, knee highs or pantyhose?
Skirts or dresses? dresses....bah!
Bra or bustier? bra
Tanga or boy shorts? boy shorts
If you cross-dress at the beach, bikini or 1-piece? bikini, if i can pull it off (lol...id be naked muahah)
Night out with girl friends or CD friends? girl friends...a LOT OF THEM. at the same time too..

Music:

Yes, Its Fun To Stare! (TM All Rights Reserved)

Television:


All together now! "...and you'll nev......er waaal.....k alone!"

Books:

Lord of the Rings, anything Clive Cussler and Tom Clancy, and magazines. Man i love that 'newspaper' periodical. Friggin cheapest book ever, and apparently its all fiction. Like seriously, i doubt George Bush Jnr is the president of the United States. (handed note in background). Oh. I see. Well f*ck this next thing u'll tell me is that the the Chicago White Sox winning the World Series is true too? *sigh*

Heroes:

Steven Gerrard. Oh come on....seriously worst....question....eva! I guess i idolise Guus Hiddink (Goooooooos), Mark Viduka, Johnny Warren, Steve Waugh, Marcus Gronholm, Jamie Carragher. Note all ARE sports heroes ahaha!

My Blog

at the crossroads

im gonna be 21 in a few days and i finally had a epiphany that a few of you know about. basically the run down is;a) i quit my jobb) been hanging out with more friendsc) told all my friends that are c...
Posted by Lozzie! on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 04:19:00 PST

liverpool vs sheffield match report

i know this prob won't be read, but seeing that im the budding journalist ill do it anyway because it gives me great pleasure lol.The Barclays english premier league kicked off yesterday with very few...
Posted by Lozzie! on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 04:22:00 PST

double-ew-tee-eff????? zizou!!!!

okay stand up if you wanna kick the absolute SHIT out of Materazzi. Im sure most french people will, and I for one being the lifelong football fan cannot come to terms with the way in which Zizou reti...
Posted by Lozzie! on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 08:55:00 PST

Eurotrip anyone

anyway im on my eurotrip atm and well, OMG OMG OMG OMG! if anyone says a eurotrip isnt needed u prob need to see a doctor. its completely opened my eyes, being with my peeps in Germany, Italy, Holland...
Posted by Lozzie! on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 12:39:00 PST

New stuff to rant about

Anyway haven't bothered to blog at all, so i decided to waste some time to update. Firstly, i bought 500 bucks worth of girly stuff to make sure lauren shuts up, and she did. Apparently she's gonna ma...
Posted by Lozzie! on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 01:16:00 PST

Bored and more bored

So anyway i created a blog, which prob won't last too long knowing me...i'm waaay too busy with work, university and watching a shitload of sport, especially cause the English Premiership is hotting u...
Posted by Lozzie! on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 06:04:00 PST